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cerastes

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

cerastes

This sux00rz…

ohmovie

Pacific Rim (2013) dir. Guillermo del Toro

#pacific rim

francoisarnaudsource

François Arnaud | 📷 David Urbanke | 2026

#françois arnaud

dogpuppy

#my mom's 2004 VW Golf had an adjustable thing #it was super satisfying actually #now that I think about it #like the slowest setting had an extra little dial where you could shift between suuuuuper slow or just kinda slow #I miss that car... wonder if my aunt still has it

teaboot

How people get nicknames:

Recipient of a third-degree burn in front of witnesses. IE, "I won't take that shit from a man dressed like a ghostbuster"= "Gostbuster" or "Buster"

A distinctive personal feature or quirk. IE, "Have you noticed how that new guy is always eating bell peppers?" = "Peppers", or "That chick has a massive forehead" = "Forehead".

An embarrassing thing you said or did. IE, "Did you seriously call Dale "Dad"?" = "Junior", "Baby boy", "Sport"

A game of name-mutation telephone. IE, "Donny Clyde" = "Bonnie 'n' Clyde" = "Bonnie" = "Bon-bon".

Irony. IE, calling a tall person "short stack" or a particularly dour person "sunshine".

A 'wrong place wrong time' one-off incident. IE, "He spilled oil on his pants and had to borrow a pair that were way too big and Jim saw him with the waistband pulled up to his nipples and called him 'Parachute'"

A batman-style origin story but not in a cool way: "One time she hit a deer with the company car and when she called the boss to tell her she was crying so hard we thought she was dying" = "Bambi"

The incredibly rare 'admiration' nickname, bourne only once a millennia under the light of the blood moon: "We saw him lift a truck once so now we call him 'iron man'"

+ How Nicknames Stick:

Your fate is determined by The Counsel

You hate it

It's accurate

notsomeoneyouknow

This reminds me of an article about how callsigns in movies are inaccurate because they're too cool. Generally your callsign in the military is like "Bepis" because you once pronounced "Pepsi" wrong.

teaboot

^^^

#bepis

banji-effect

Pages from J.M.W. Turner's Channel sketchbook, c. 1845

dailywomen

ROSAMUND PIKE photographed by Grace Difford for GQ Hype (2026)

#rosamund pike #remember that video with the pineapple...#sometimes I just sit and think about the video with the pineapple

lesbianbloodritual

The Ones Who Walk Into Omelas With Kevlar Vests And Samurai Swords And Desert Eagles And Stare Down All Those Wicked Unrighteous Sinners In Their Droves And Proceed To Totally Fucking Waste Them All In A High Octane Action Sequence That Kicks Insane Amounts Of Ass Think The Raid If It Was Directed By John Woo But When They Finally Get To The Door Of The Basement Where They Keep The Kid Oh Shit It's The Fucking King Of Omelas And He's Wielding The Cursed Obsidian Blade Of The Underworld And They Gotta Waste Him Too But He's Incredibly Fast And Strong Thanks To All The Power He's Getting From The Kid And He Kills Almost All Of Them Until The Leader Draws Him Out With A Double Feint That Leaves Him Wide Open And Cuts His Fucking Head Clean Off With A Single Perfect Stroke And Then They Finally Open The Door To The Basement And Free The Kid

nochd

#The amount of people in the notes going wow I like this story so much better. #Gee I wonder why that is. I wonder why you like a joke that reimagines a metaphor for your own complicity in the machine of cruelty #as a story where there are truly good people and there are bad people Who Need To Die to free a prop without agency that symbolizes the #weak you feel guilty about exploiting. #and from that shame you have constructed an identity around using violence to free the exploited from the REAL bad people #who are never you or someone you know or another person somewhere close but always The Other. The Enemy. #which is the default story told in american art and many empires across the globe. #Who can say. #Some little maggot in my brain: you think this fucks too you pretentious normie. #Me: well yeah because I'm a hypocrite. I'm just saying though.

forlorngarden

'you are not serious people' is a phrase that has done so much. thank you logan succession

risingpilots

do you use a meat thermometer when cooking meat

yes

no

it depends/nuance

Remaining time: 4 days 19 hours

Everytime I go online looking for like meat recipies or stuff like that everyone always mentions a meat thermometer? Which like i guess is nice to have but I was taught to cook by my Black southern grandma from who's from the country and I dont think I've ever seen her use one before. She (and I) use just experience or cutting into the inside/poking the meat to check for doneness.

#only for the christmas ham #perhaps this is meant for people who actually cook meat other than the occasional chicken breast #and a ham once every two christmas eves

wtf-is-hockey

Buzzfeed volunteering to take on the civic duty of vilifying Hudson for being hate-crimed as a teen like they didn't subject him to an Asians have small dicks joke on their fucking YouTube channel.

#-_-#hudson williams #and all of that