Mostly only active during Eurovision season

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Happy Birthday to the queen who made my 2023 much better!

And I'm living for her trying to keep her age a mystery! Go girl, keep us confused! :D

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IF YOU LIKE ANY OF THESE EUROVISION SONGS, PLEASE BE MY FRIEND (sorry if this is long, i have way too many faves plus it has some oldies but goodies):

-Évidemment (🇫🇷 2023)

-Den Vilda (🇸🇪 1996)

-Sentimentai (🇱🇹 2022)

-Hold Me Closer (🇸🇪 2022)

-My Sister's Crown (🇨🇿 2023)

-När jag blundar (🇫🇮 2012)

-Dinle (🇹🇷 1997)

-Hombres (🇪🇸 1993)

-In Corpore Sano (🇷🇸 2022)

-Oro (🇷🇸 2008)

-Lapponia (🇫🇮 1977)

-Fantasiaa (🇫🇮 1983)

-Hunter of Stars (🇨🇭 2014)

-La Mia Città (🇮🇹 2014)

-Moja štikla (🇭🇷 2006)

-Oniro Mou (🇬🇷 2018)

-One More Day (🇬🇪 2011)

-Crisalide (🇸🇲 2013)

-Hemel an aarde (🇳🇱 1998)

-Vrede (🇳🇱 1993)

-De Troubadour (🇳🇱 1969)

-O meu coração não tem cor (🇵🇹 1996)

-Ai coração (🇵🇹 2023)

-Cvet z juga (🇸🇮 2007)

-Vrag naj vzame (🇸🇮 2008)

-Forogj vilag (🇭🇺 2005)

-Story of My Life (Belarus 2017)

-La vie à vingt-cinq ans (🇨🇵 1974, idc if it withdrew last minute, it's still a masterpiece <3)

-Both of Loreen entries 🇸🇪

-Both of Go_A's entries 🇺🇦

-Any Greek entry from the 90s (especially 🇬🇷 1992, 1993, 1995, and 1996)

-Any French entry honestly (with some exceptions, but they're always ironically high in my rankings.)

-Any of the older Swedish entries mostly (bonus points if you like the older Melodifestivalen classics, ESPECIALLY if you like any Nanne Grönvall entry. <3)

Aaand that's it mostly, but I like wayyy to many ESC entries to compile them all into one post so yeah :')

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How come no one in the Eurovision fandom dugged up that La Zarra had been on the same room as DUNCAN FREAKING LAURENCE, 2 years prior to her Eurovision participation 😭 (Source: NRJ Music Awards 2021)

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Dunno bout you, but I find it funny that while almost all of France is mad at La Zarra for the gesture (even 1 month after Eurovision), Noa literally imitated it, Bojan found it funny, Monika came in to her defense during their IG live, and now recently, Loreen also defended her during an interview with one of the big French newspapers. Just comes to show how this issue is literally a small speck of dust that should be let go of.

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Literally how their Instagram live went down.

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Now look at what I just connected altogether for no reason other than boredom....

Screw the ABBA 50th anniversary thing, THIS one's more suspicious /j

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Every time I get reminded that La Zarra has a daughter, the more I'm concerned for that kid finding out that so many people (namely on tiktok) are simping for her mom.

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Can we talk about how Eurovision 2023 is just a full on "feed the sapphics" year?

Yeah yeah, you have peeps simping for Käärijä, Bojan and the other boys, BUT THIS EUROVISION ROUNDUP IS FOR THE SAPPHICS UGH!!!!!

Loreen? Hell yeah.

Alessandra? She's close to my age and likes girls, I think we'll be buddies.

The girlies from Vesna? YES, ESPECIALLY PATRICIE.

Teya and Salena? DEFINITELY.

Mae Muller? Literally Slae Muller.

Blanca Paloma? Si, mi madre.

Diljà? I feel like she could lift me rn.

Iru? YES, she's so sweet!

Brunette? She's doing good and looks good.

Monika? ABSOLUTELY.

The Kelmendi girls? Vesa, my beloved...

Mimicat? Just... Perfection.

La Zarra? Well, OBVIOUSLY (pun intended)

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If Slovenia was a canon Hetalia character, I know damn well people are gonna draw them with SuFin like this:

Finland being the distracted bf, no need to explain the rest.

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When you think of it, SuFin's Hetavision saga started WAYY BACK last year.

Sweden had a green circle on his act's staging last year, and got ABSOLUTELY wasted during the televote sequence. You know who had a song about an alcoholic drink with a guy dressed in green the year later? Right, Finland!

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God didn't make them compete in the same year because they'd be powerful together.

President of France and Lithuania, everyone! 🇫🇷🇱🇹

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So..... Hetavision fans...

France doing this?

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Happy Hetavision 2023!

Now here's some of my personal favorites in Semi Final 1 (+2 of the Big Five!). Can't wait for Semi Final 2!!!

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POV: Hetavision 2023 rehearsals

🇬🇧: No, Sweden. We cannot allow you to bring that huge sandwich press for your staging!

🇸🇪: Mmmk'y. Imma build a smaller one, lemme just go to IKEA.

🇫🇮: Oh Mr. Sweden, can you also build me a bigger box for my staging?

🇸🇪: M k'y.

🇫🇮: Even though we're both fighting to be the fan favorites?

🇸🇪: Not a problem.

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Hetavision fans aren't utilizing what France has in store this year enough. After his success (and bitterness with Italy winning to the point of accusing him of drugs) in 2021, he went on to grab Britain's summoning book and sends an entry in Breton.... That absolutely flopped, enough for Britain to make fun of him. So this year France says "Fuck it, I'll just get Canada's help! He gave Switzerland his 2nd win AND Céline Dion!"