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“project hail mary (2026) using an orange-yellow-blue color palette in the majority of its lighting, set design, and wardrobe (except for the detour to the green planet with a purple aurora) is an intentional choice potentially based on the colors of the aroace (and aro and ace) flag(s) which may have been made in part because someone on the production staff realized that a story about a guy whose life is considered lesser explicitly because his relationships do not follow an amatonormative hierarchy, structured specifically to show that it is NOT romance which brings out the best in him but the love of/for a friend who similarly forgoes amatonormative expectations, and who is shown to be happy and fulfilled at the end for that very reason might be extremely resonant with aroaces” is a sentence which makes you sound like an insane person until you realize that project hail mary (2026) is a lord & miller production and those are the same guys who did this
copper II sulfate ass wednesday
indeed...
ruddy turnstone (arenaria interpres), ireland
I don’t want to survive off the generosity of strangers for the rest of my life I want a functioning social safety net for disabled people
*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool
I definitely make spaghetti sauce extremely wrong but I'm not going to stop
Chop 1 onion and put it in a pot.
Add 1 or 2 cans of diced tomatoes. Whatever makes the ratio of onion look right.
Add a ridiculous amount of frozen peas. Peas should make up a notable portion of this sauce.
Add frozen corn also if you wanna be real fancy. If I have bacon, I'll add that too, but I very rarely have bacon.
Cook on HIGH.
While sauce is cooking, grab the nearest bottle of mixed spices that isn't obviously for desserts. Add some. How much? I dunno, enough that you feel like you've added seasoning so it's technically cooking. (For me this is most often a mix called Moroccan, but it could be anything. I've reorganised my kitchen recently so tonight it was something called Pizza Topping.)
If you happen to have green herbs lying around, add those too. Whatever you have on hand that's green.
Let the sauce boil on HIGH until all the water is gone. Stir occasionally so the saucepan will be easier to clean later. Serve on cooked spaghetti noodles with no cheese.
Today I added a new step called "while the sauce is cooking, duck out for 15 seconds to post about spaghetti sauce on Tumblr, then get distracted and forget you are cooking." This adds a novel Extremely Burnt edge to the flavour profile.
I am not Italian, or of Italian descent by *any* stretch of the imagination.
I am also not one of those "cooking purists", who believes that everything must be done in a specific/ traditional way (unless you are making a cooking video with the title "how to make x" in which case if you don't specify mid video that your way is not traditional god help you).
I am a firm believer in "If it tastes good, then it is correct for you".
Except in this case.
This hurts every cooking bone in my body. The latent ancestors in my soul. The judgmental elf in my brain just bit a cyanide capsule.
Why? The spices. Using a different spice mix every time, based on what is ready at hand just ... hurts.
Absolurl I deranged, Derin. Food crimes.
I don't know what sweating the onions means
It means. It means you cook em a little in a pan with a bit of oil first.
A pan? How many dishes do you want me to have to wash here?
I mean you can also do it in the same pot you're making the spaghetti sauce in! The important thing is the onions get a little cooked before the wet stuff goes in, so they're not so wet and limp and boiled....
Honestly this depends entirely on whether I remember to chop an onion first or I find the can opener for the tomatoes first. The ingredients go in in whatever order they go in.
Derin who hurt you
A pack of wild chefs herded my mother off a cliff
did ur mum get 2021 cruellaed
Yeah and now I'm in a war against food. I have to hunt down and kill Remy next.
I don't think you'll catch him. I think he'll smell that horrible sauce from miles afar and will run in the opposite direction. Jesus Christ Derin they sell sauce in jars you don't have to live like this.
I'm not buying that stuff I am a fancy chef
ok but that is still severely a food crime. a different one now but.
beans???
BEANS ARE A NORMAL FOOD
Also if you put in a tin of beans then you don't need the peas any more, and you were all super upset about the peas. It doesn't have to be kidney beans, sometimes I use cannellini or butterbeans or a four bean mix. If I'm feeling fancy.
Derin that's no longer sauce, you're making a (fucked up) chili and adding pasta at the end
I'm not good enough at spices to call anything I make chilli
Honestly, it sounds a lot like Cincinnati Chili:
Something about the focus of this photo makes the spring onion look photoshopped on.
But yeah I make this, but with more tomato and beans replacing the meat.
Handing the Google executive currently chained in my basement a piece of paper that reads "Shall I end your torture?" with one checkbox that reads "No" and another that reads "Maybe later."
come over
American diet and "healthy living" culture is insane and runs DEEP
who the heck is eating dice, cards, and pool
WHAT is the first one supposed to be? It looks like 'piecing between meals' to me, but that can't be what it says, right?
that is what it says. means snacks.
I love that second step, the step directly after 'piecing between meals', is 'patent medicines and soothing syrups', aka by far the most moral-panicky thing on this list from a modern perspective (especially given the shit they were putting in otc medicines back then).
Like yeah, over-indulgent mothers, it might start off with your son innocently snacking between means and *checks notes* recreationally taking medicinal drugs, but you don't nip that shit in the bud and before you know it he'll be on the pork chops and ginger ale!
note the coca after tea and coffee--that'll be i suspect not a misspelling of cocoa, but another stimulant, the coca leaf.
which you can't get nowadays almost anyplace, on account of they make cocaine out of it.
u heard about this shit?
We are fucked
French people when you call it bukake and not "nut a la visage" and shibari instead of "corde attacher l'submissive"
Pisse? In le pantalons???
Mon tabarnak j'vais te décâlisser la yeule, câlice!
the edit is funny, but I cannot emphasize enough that the original article also killed me
jeu video de competition
I still have to commend made in abyss for actually destroying that damn village. almost any other piece of media would've left iruburu as it was. but nope, the settler colony built inside of the corpse of a dead indigenous girl was actually destroyed along with all of the settlers who lived inside of it. that was an awesome resolution for that arc
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Cocaine and Minecraft, Nacho García, 2018
You know a lot of men make excuses about why they can’t be helpful but when my grandma is sick we physically can’t stop my severely disabled grandpa from trying to help her anyways. Bringing her favorite blankets to her even when she hasn’t asked for them and whatnot.
Made a little comic about my eridian Oc :-]
