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💗 - middle-mccormick
Butters blinked a few times as Kenny pulled away, his heart rate slowing down again the farther his friend got away from him. He was so sure that... He thought that... No, of course Kenny wouldn’t kiss him. He needed to stop getting his hopes up.
He reached up and touched his slightly flushed cheek. “W-Was there uh, somethin’ on my face?”
Kisses and Smooches
💕 My muse surprises yours with an unsuspecting kiss of passion.
💔 My muse declines a kiss from yours.
💞 My muse kisses yours, after having kissed another.
💖 My muse tries to tell yours of their romantic feelings through a kiss.
💝 My muse gives yours an accidental kiss.
💜 My muse tries to kiss yours,but clashes with their teeth instead.
💚 My muse kisses yours as an act of jealousy to get yours’ attention.
💙 My muse gives yours an emotionless kiss at the end of a relationship
💗 My muse leans in to kiss yours, but changes their mind in the last minute.
Will You Be My Knight ?
wandering-immortal :
Kenny had been driving around town in his beat up truck, bored out of his mind. He didn’t have work today, but all of his other friends seem to be busy with something else. Kyle had his college prep, and Stan was volunteering for animal shelters. The blond could honestly care less about what Cartman was doing however, so that left the blond bored and lonely. Even his little sister was hanging over at her friend Ruby’s more often.
Turning a corner the blond caught sight of a yellow jacket, and as he drove closer he could make out that it was Butters! What was he doing out here, especially in the rain?
“Yo Buttercup!” He called out as he pulled up near the bus stop. “Do you need a lift or something?
Butters finally tore his eyes away from the sky and they settled on that familiar truck and even more familiar blue eyes. His eyes lit up and he attempted to take a step forward... And nearly tripped over the bag of cat food that was still resting against his legs. He steadied himself and then offered Kenny one of his award winning smiles.
“Aw shucks, I’d love a ride! If it isn’t an inconvenience, I mean!” He chirped, leaning down to heave up the bag of cat food with a little huff. Boy, he sure was out of shape.
“well she’s just the best cat in the world !”
RP starters: Flirting ( + responses to it. )
“You come here often?”
“Can I offer you a drink?”
“So.. You expecting someone?”
“Do you need a place to stay for tonight?”
“I gotta tell you… you look incredibly hot.”
“Do you want to dance with me?”
“Look at us… we are basically a couple already.”
“I bet you would look even better without your clothes on.”
“Are you single? Just asking.”
“You’re the most beautiful person I have ever encountered.”
“What would you say if you and me would go somewhere else?”
“I love the way you’re dressed.”
“Do I have any chances with you?”
“Do you have anything better to do later?”
“Can I get your phone number?”
“You seem like a bad boy/girl/person type.”
“I can do whatever you want, babe.”
“You have the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen.”
“I bet guys/gals/people are all over you.”
“You should be a model.”
“Are you… trying to flirt with me?”
“Maybe if I get a free drink I can consider talking to you.”
“That won’t work. Try again.”
“Oh my god, did you just say that out loud?”
“I’m waiting for someone. However, you can amuse me in the meanwhile.”
“You don’t look so bad yourself.”
“I thought you were taken.”
“So, have you flirted with every girl/boy/one in this bar yet?”
“Do I look like someone who seems interested in you?”
“Compliments won’t pay my drinks.”
Will You Be My Knight ?
@wandering-immortal
It was raining, but Butters didn’t really mind. He stood at the bus stop with his yellow rain jacket on, and he stared up at the sky and let himself happily day dream. There was a bag of cat food at his feet -- He had been carrying it, but it was just so heavy! He was honestly only taking the bus home because he’d gotten so tired even carrying it this far from the store.
He rocked back and forth on the balls of his feet, humming a little as he kept staring up at the stormy sky. Things felt so mundane, but calm... He kind of wished wild things happened like when he was a kid... Or maybe he just wished someone would sweep him off his feet and steal him away.
Oh, but who would want to steal HIM away? 19 years of being heart breaking-ly single, with so few friends and only his cat by his side...
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If someone like.. gave me flowers.. I’d cry
Could you please reblog this if it is okay to ask you straight up if you want to ship?
School-Related Sentence Starters
Everyday
“Did we have homework?”
“Please be my lab partner.”
“Can I borrow a pencil?”
“I really don’t want to talk in front of the whole class…”
“Can I copy off of you real quick?”
“Do you think the teacher is hot?”
“It’s not cheating. It’s just teamwork.”
“Do you think the new kid is hot?”
“Pretty sure the teacher is out to get me…”
“You are…so dumb…”
“Was Shakespeare gay?”
“Please tell me you didn’t start the project either.”
“If I do it at the last minute, then I’ll have a minute.”
“Can I borrow your notes?”
“This class is so boring…”
“Am I in the right classroom?”
“Someone drew a dick in my textbook.”
“Do you know where the nurse’s office is?”
“Someone put a picture of Shrek in my locker.”
“I can’t wait to graduate…”
“Meet me in the bathroom/gym/locker room later. I need to tell you something.”
Exams
“I forgot about the midterm.”
“I’m gonna FAIL.”
“Shut up! You always say you’re going to fail, and then you get an A.”
“Please help me study.”
“If I don’t pass, my parents are going to KILL me.”
“Do you ever think about how studying is just ‘student’ and ‘dying’ put together?”
“I live at the library now.”
“Do you need help with the chapter?”
“I don’t even know what I don’t know.”
“I’m afraid that they’ll revoke my scholarship.”
“I HAVE to be at the top of the class.”
“Do you even know how to read?”
“I don’t even get the Sparknotes…”
“Maybe I’ll be okay if I pick A for every answer…I have to get an A, right?”
“I don’t need to go to college anyway.”
“Sleep is for the weak.”
“I just did 200 practice problems. I forgot my own name.”
“I remember that shrimp can see more colors than we can, but I don’t remember the vocabulary words for the test.”
“Your notes are just doodles.”
Lunchtime
“What’s for lunch?”
“Please trade lunches with me.”
“I dare you to fling your peas at the principal.”
“There’s NO way I’m eating that.”
“All I have are skittles and an old Oreo.”
“I would kill for a taco right now.”
“Lunch is the only class I can do well in.”
“There’s pizza today.”
“Is that a bug in your sandwich?”
“Ugh, this is expired.”
“Is this seat taken?”
“I can’t eat that, I’m on a diet.”
“Did you make this?”
“If you give me a dollar, I’ll love you forever.”
“I made brownies.”
“Let’s eat outside today.”
“Do you think we could get pizza delivered to the school?”
“You’re in my seat.”
“These freshmen think that they can just take our table…”
Gym
“I can’t run for my life.”
“Don’t throw the ball at me!!”
“Why do you look so red?”
“I’m DYING.”
“It’s just sports! What could go wrong?”
“I can’t run anymore.”
“Your team is going DOWN.”
“Are you okay?!”
“You really suck at this, don’t you?”
“Think fast!”
“Is that the best you can do?”
“I dare you to race me.”
“I think the gym teacher is a supersoldier.”
Uniforms / Clothes
“I HATE these pants/skirts.”
“Do you think anyone would notice if I wore pajamas?”
“I haven’t washed my gym clothes in a week…”
“I should be allowed to wear whatever I want.”
“Can you believe they called my outfit ‘inappropriate’?!”
“I’m so sick of seeing (school color).”
“I wear this uniform in my dreams. I mean, in my nightmares.”
“Those are the most hideous shoes I’ve ever seen.”
“Do you think her/his girl/boyfriend got her that?”
“Did your boy/girlfriend really buy you that?”
“Class rings are overrated.”
“We should totally get matching hoodies.”
“What show/movie is your shirt from?”
“I can see your underwear.”
Detention
“Wanna skip?”
“I can’t believe I’m in here.”
“Welcome, prince(ss)! Is this your first time?”
“That teacher DESERVED to be cursed out, okay?”
“I didn’t even do anything wrong…”
“Fuck the police.”
“They put me in here just for being late…”
“Did you actually bash the principal’s car?”
“A little thing like you managed to beat the crap out of someone?”
“You look like you don’t belong in here.”
“This is prison.”
“I tried to stab a kid with a pencil.”
“They think I’ll learn my lesson in here? I’m going to do it again.”
“All I did was a little graffiti.”
“I’m taking a nap.”
ratdrag :
Kenny quickly skipped the stone, hearing the thud once it stopped bouncing. He managed to get three skips in there and honestly he was pretty proud of that! Ken quickly turned to Butters his smile as wide as it could be.
“Did you see how far it went!!”
Butters was already clapping before Kenny had even turned around, his eyes bright and a smile happy enough to knock a man out spread across his face. “That was great, Ken!” He exclaimed, always here to be supportive to his closest friend.
Then again, he actually was impressed this time! He couldn’t skip a stone to save his life. He clasped his hands together in front of him, his smile softening as he tilted his head to the side. “Can you show me how you do that?”
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“well she’s just the best cat in the world !”
[ i JUST realized my links weren’t working !! they’ve been all fixed now ! feel free to go look at butter’s about if youd like ! ]
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“…”
Ken’s heart sunk from his words, Was he really about to crush his friend about this little thing. A sigh came from Kenny as he continued to hold Butters close to him shaking his head at the question.
“No Butters, Their assholes…Big assholes who just want to hurt and tease you over everything. Their fucking bullies and nothing else” Ken huffed “Their not even my friends much anymore because of it”
Butters blinked a few times, looking up at Kenny for a minute before smiling again, though it was definitely a noticeably more forced smile.
“Then I’ll just have to keep tryin’ to get them to be my friends, right? Hopefully they’ll grow outta bein’ so mean soon!” It wasn’t innocence that drove him to say things like this, if anything it was pure hopefulness. He didn’t want to be alone. He couldn’t handle being alone. He just wanted to be accepted by the people he’d tried so hard to befriend his entire life.
“At least I have you now, Ken!”
(wandering-immortal) Kenny unexpectedly and without an explanation decides to drape his parka over Butters. Just to see his reaction.
( @wandering-immortal )Butters blinked a few times as suddenly a lump of fabric was draped over him. He looked up at the hood that rested softly on his head and spotted that brown fur that was so familiar to him. A smile painted across his face and he looked around for Kenny. Once he spotted him he happily turned to face him better and pulled to coat on so he was wearing it correctly. "Well gosh, Ken! Isn't a lil' cold to be handin' out your coat?" He asked, tilting his head to the side. The coat smelled like Kenny which made Butter's heart do flips.
