[devotionoftheocean]

I want to grab you by your hair and rut into your ass, growl into your shoulder and touch you through your shorts. And just when youre about to cum, i flip you around and let you sit on my face.. your cum soaking me and tasting every bit of you.

SEND IN-CHARACTER NAUGHTY FANTASIES THAT YOUR MUSE WANTS TO DO WITH MY MUSE, AND MY MUSE WILL TRY TO GUESS WHO THEY’RE FROM

STATUS: OPEN

「 ???????????? 」

Cue VERY flustered, muffled fish-yelling that may also sound confused.

「 OKAY I’M FLOORED WHO SENT THIS?? 」     

[sunset-bartender-blog]

...me.

[a-big-chicken-nerd]

@silverskye13 fanart for u please enjoy this incredibly lazy thing that took 1 hour

[sunset-bartender-blog]

I saw your face and got osteoporosis ❤️

“Oh my god.”

[sunset-bartender-blog]

He continues to stare at the note Sans made for him, letting a breath leave him. Some of his flames licked at the page, charring just the edges he held.

“I’m so lucky.”

[sandsundertellarchive-deactivat]

“Okay, guys, I wrote the letter based on your recommendations.”

Dearest Grillbert,

Your hair is winter fire January embers My heart burns there, too.

Just keepin’ it 💯, I plagiarized that.

Without you my world would be cold and uninviting.  You’re the light of my life. My heart burns for you.

Before you say anything about me not havin’ a heart, this exercise is about suspending our disbelief, please play with me in the space.  If you can be bought, have taped 20 gold to the page to be applied to my tab. Also you’re hot.  

Love Sans

On the back is a crude drawing of Grillby making a hotdog.

[sunset-bartender-blog]

“Oh, what’s this..” He grabs hold of the note on the bar, pulling the 20gs off the note, placing it aside. It was short, and even if he laughed a little in certain places.. it still made his core burn brighter.

If Sans was trying to romance him, it worked in a way that was just that. Sans.

[sunset-bartender-blog]

Bone Nectar

2 parts Vodka

1 part Orange Magic

1/2 part White/Monster Magic

A pinch of Vanilla Extract.

Shake, do not stir. Serve with half a marshmallow.

[sunset-bartender-blog]

@diddlydarnsnapyourneck

“You’re trying to romance me? How sweet..”

[sandsundertellarchive-deactivat]

Bone nectar be Grillby’s favorite beverage?

@sunset-bartender, the people want to know.

[sunset-bartender-blog]

“...Yes.”

[sunset-bartender-blog]

Vore me, Grillby

“Why.”

[bxdtimes]

sunset-bartender‌:

“….”

He slowly pulls all the ketchup bottles behind the counter.

This is the face of someone who has no regrets. And also has hidden a bottle of ketchup on his person.

*i didn’t think i could mustard the courage to do that.

[sunset-bartender-blog]

A full on frustrated groan leaves the Elemental’s lips.

“Why do I even let you in anymore..”

[bxdtimes]

sunset-bartender‌:

“Thank you.”

*welp

*i guess everything is just topsy turvy today.

[sunset-bartender-blog]

“....”

He slowly pulls all the ketchup bottles behind the counter.

[j0rrated]

canon lore is purely optional to me. I take it apart bit by bit and throw away everything i dont like. its like walking into a super market and staring at frozen ready meals just to turn the corner and grab the ingredients to do that meal my own way 

[bxdtimes]

sunset-bartender‌:

“One more pun and I’m revoking your ketchup privileges.”

Well, that shut him up pretty quickly.

Good job, Grillby.

[sunset-bartender-blog]

“Thank you.”

[bxdtimes]

sunset-bartender‌:

“….Out. Now.”

Proceeds to grab his trusty push broom.

*aw grillbs, there’s no need to get all steamed up 

He backed away slowly though, just because.

[sunset-bartender-blog]

“One more pun and I’m revoking your ketchup privileges.”

[bxdtimes]

sunset-bartender‌:

“…Why do you insist on ruining my life this way.”

He’s still so amused.

*don’t i just turn your world upside down?

[sunset-bartender-blog]

“....Out. Now.”

Proceeds to grab his trusty push broom.

[bxdtimes]

sunset-bartender‌:

“…How in the hell…?”

*pfshhh

Sans is snickering and has the biggest shit eating grin ever as he looked at Grillby. 

*magic

Accompanied with finger guns and everything.

[sunset-bartender-blog]

“...Why do you insist on ruining my life this way.”

[bxdtimes]

He totally didn’t pull a prank in Grillby’s while said elemental was in the back. The tables and chair are totally not on the ceiling.

Totally.

[sunset-bartender-blog]

“...How in the hell...?”