Poor Life Choices

Just another Bee, buzzing about doing Bee stuff. If you believe any media bullshit saying otherwise that's your problem. (( IC Blog for SunsetAngel in The Secret World. Warning, frequent spoilers will happen. ))

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See, I was really hoping for that phenomenal cosmic power the angel dude in the last post I made was talking about. Cause that’d be badass. Sadly he just flew away and spat me back out, so I went back to Korea to be rambled at some more.

Then back to Transylvania, again. Cause the vampires weren’t enough, now Orochi was fucking things up too. Or they already were and I just didn’t much run into them on the first trip, that’s probably more likely given they’re Orochi and they fuck up everything they so much as breathe in the general direction of. Admittedly turning a little kid into a horrible monster is.... actually never mind, that’s pretty much an average Tuesday for them. Still horrible though.

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As promised, a trip into the void! Almost literally a trip too. Well, Emma tripped I think. I jumped after her cause I do that. So I ended up breaking a thing I maybe shouldn’t actually have broken but meh. Nothing was horribly breaking when I left so it’s probably fine, right?

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As promised, the (not really so) thrilling conclusion! Vampire beatdown wasn’t quite as one-sided as these shots make it look but in between I was busy smashing her with a hammer repeatedly so photos of that bit didn’t happen. Sorry! Next up: A trip into the void. Again.

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Wow it’s been almost three weeks since I put anything on here. Sue me, I managed to get busy again. (Seriously, which idiot at Orochi thought stuffing an angry Machine Tyrant into a cargo crate was a good plan?)

Anyway way back when these were actually taken, took a break from the vampire story to go beat up Flappy Bird along with a whole pile of other Bees. (Also a bad idea: Invading Agartha. Just saying.) Then back to the vampires once the bird gave up. Actual end of that coming in another post who knows how long from now cause I’m only allowed to put so many photos on one post I guess.

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Bee Fact #636

Bees do not understand the difference between sunrise and sunset. In their culture it is understood that every day is the same day. After noon time reverses and ends in a backwards sunrise.

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There's a huge difference! Sunset is me. Sunrise is some other girl.

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More very belated Transylvania! This time, adventures in the place they CALL the Shadowy Forest even though it’s not actually very shadowy? Or maybe I just don’t notice the shadows anymore, who knows.

Anyway! Turns out Dracula was a real guy, who knew. That shouldn’t surprise me anymore, really. I mean, history and then modern movies and shit got it all wrong like they usually do but still. Actual real life vampire story with actual real life Dracula in it, even if he isn’t actually a vampire how cool is that.

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Ok, this time I have no excuse. I’ve just been lazy and not posting, cause no reason. But here, have some more of my adventures in Transylvania like three months ago now. I’ll catch up to actually current events eventually, maybe. (Probably not.)

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Dropped by The Council to turn in some paperwork. Mr. Castiglione’s not actually that bad, for a Council guy, but he uh…doesn’t understand the whole “headphones mean I’m not up for conversation” thing.

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Is him rambling on about whatever for five minutes and then wandering off or taking a phone call really a conversation, though? Cause I can never get a word In, even when I actually want to talk to him. Listening to him giving a speech I'm still not entirely sure he doesn't actually prepare in advance doesn't really qualify as a conversation, I think.

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Wow, I’m so behind in posting this stuff. Transylvania internet sucks, that is all. That and every time I sit down to post anything lately I get mobbed by vampires out of nowhere, they’re just hiding around every corner out here.

Anyway, been keeping busy. Don’t worry about the Jinn, I kicked his ass until he got bored and threw me out and fixed his prison before I left so it won’t leak anymore, probably. And then there were exciting stealth shenanigans! Which I totally didn’t fuck up half a dozen times cause I was fantasizing about the cute Korean girl. Nope, not at all. You’d think Orochi would get suspicious the fourth or fifth time the same Council agent snuck into their secure base though, right? But they don’t, cause they’re idiots.

Also it occurs to me that posting photos of me sneaking into a place dressed as a @councilofvenice agent probably defeats the point of doing so but meh, it was a while ago so they’ve probably done anything they were going to do with that stuff by now right?

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Don’t mind me, busy stopping ANOTHER world ending cataclysm before it happened. Well ok, actually almost causing one and THEN stopping it but you’ll see that in time. Wasn’t my fault, honest.

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This just in: World saved, again. Also Orochi are still a bunch of jerks who can’t get anything right ever. Why can’t they all be as competent as those two back in Kingsmouth instead of just getting in the way and fucking up all the time?

Also yes. Totally didn’t get eaten by a filth bird. That happened. Consequences will happen later, as they do. Cross that bridge when I come to it, right?

In less ominous news, new outfit! Adorable purple miniskirt is go. (What, you expected me to put on a proper shirt? Pfft.)

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I still don’t get how anyone ever thought this hidden city might stay hidden forever when it’s practically grand central station for everything that ever went wrong in Egypt and also there’s people like me posting photos of it on here.

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Still busy! So much so that I keep forgetting to make these posts. Sue me, I’m busy trying to not die and also there’s that whole ‘end of the world’ thing that keeps coming up in various places that’s kind of more important, probably.

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I’ve been busy lately! Phoenicians and Atenists, a match made in the depths of Hell. Except not really cause even Hell has more class than that.

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You know that feeling, where it’s like a centuries old woman trapped in a statue almost killed you with her laser eyes? That sure is a feeling.

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That is an awfully specific sort of feeling you're having there, Owen. That said... it's one I recognise! Statue chick has an itchy trigger finger apparently.

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And then, Egypt! The sun makes a nice change from the constant fog in New England. And my usual (lack of) attire is even sort of appropriate, maybe?

Also hey @councilofvenice you should maybe support your people better. I mean I get that’s why they called us in but seriously, five ordinary not Bee agents against an entire cult, not to mention everything else out here?

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Creepy abandoned asylum! Also, conclusive proof that I can totally fight my own mental issues by smashing them with a hammer. And another batch of probably less meaningful than it sounds rambling from the Dragon.