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The Mortal Instruments Men as Disney Men

SIMON LEWIS

MAGNUS BANE

LUKE GARROWAY

JACE WAYLAND

ALEC LIGHTWOOD

[the-aku]

.. O.M. G. …0__o .. w..tf~ ..o.O Lol

[sunshinebarbie95]

Now who would be clary, Isabelle and the women of the moral instruments ?

[sunshinebarbie95]

Ok I’ve seen one of team rolfe’s most common arguments for being team rolfe is “pansy rolfe gave up his job for Pocahontas omg he’s the greatest thing since sliced bread” and it’s like for one thing John smith literally almost died taking a bullet for Pocahontas’s father so sorry but taking a bullet for your girlfriends father is a lot more meaningful than abandoning a job (and keep in mind it’s a job that he never implied he didn’t like) but honestly when you think about it his decision isn’t genuine Or meaningful and here’s why. First off he never gave any implication that he was unhappy with his current life as a snobby wealthy materialistic aristocrat or that he was unhappy in England (and I’m sorry but anyone with one functioning brain cell can figure out that a snobby wealthy materialistic aristocrat isn’t going to be happy living a more simple life and a more simple life where he’ll have to hunt for his own food and do his own work and won’t have any servants waiting on him hand and foot). Second he also never showed any interest in Pocahontas’s culture and never took the time to learn more about her culture so his decision to just abandon a job and life that he never implied he was unhappy with makes zero sense and doesn’t feel like a remotely genuine show of affection when you actually think about it.

[sunshinebarbie95]

The fact that I can debunk every anti John smith/ pro pansy Rolfe argument proves that John smith is better than pansy Rolfe

[sunshinebarbie95]

I honestly don’t get the “omg pansy Rolfe gave up his career and life as a snobby wealthy aristocrat for Pocahontas he clearly cares about her more than John smith does” argument for a few reasons. For one red flag Rolfe never gave any implication that he isn’t happy with his current life as a snobby wealthy aristocrat. Two he never shows any interest in Pocahontas’s culture and never takes the time to learn more about her culture and three anyone with at least one functioning brain cell can figure out that a snobby wealthy aristocrat like pansy rolfe isn’t going to be happy living a more simple life where he has to do his own work and hunt for his own food so his decision to leave with Pocahontas (when he never showed any interest in her culture and never took the time to learn more about her culture)feels out of the blue and honestly doesn’t feel remotely genuine

[sunshinebarbie95]

How Pocahontas 2 would have gone if Pocahontas and John smith weren’t out of character and Disney hadn’t forgotten why Pocahontas chose John smith over kocoum in the first movie

[sunshinebarbie95]

It’s funny whenever some idiot says they like that Disney decided to break up Pocahontas and John smith “because it’s realistic” (for one if anyone’s stupid enough to think Pocahontas choosing red flag Rolfe over smith was remotely realistic those boneheads clearly missed why she didn’t want to marry kocoum in the first movie and considering that there’s a talking tree in the movie ending up with your first love sounds pretty realistic in comparison) because I’m sure if Disney gave they’re favorite couple the Pocahontas and John smith sequel treatment I doubt those boneheads would have the same “I like that Disney broke up a couple because it’s realistic” bologna

[sunshinebarbie95]

Team Rolfe : “team smith needs to get over Disney breaking up Pocahontas and John smith”

Oh please, if Disney makes Pocahontas 3 where red flag Rolfe is an even bigger jerk than John smith was in Pocahontas 2 and Pocahontas dumps red flag Rolfe and gets back together with John smith we’d never hear the end of it from you team Rolfe boneheads

[sunshinebarbie95]

It really has never once occurred to team Rolfe that I (and anyone else with a functioning brain) call John Rolfe a red flag because is a red flag shocking concept I know

[christileannek]

[sunshinebarbie95]

“John smith is such a red flag. John Rolfe cares about Pocahontas no matter what.”

Ok just to be clear your talking about the same John smith that took a bullet for Pocahontas’s father (red flag Rolfe would have let her father die but you team Rolfe boneheads don’t wanna have that conversation), only left Pocahontas at the end of the first movie because Pocahontas begged him to go back so he could get medical treatment, fell in love with Pocahontas’s natural beauty, immediately jumped on his horse to rescue Pocahontas when she was imprisoned (while red flag Rolfe was moping around on his cowardly ass until John smith showed up), and the same John Rolfe that only fell for Pocahontas when she was dressed like an English woman and didn’t do squat when Pocahontas was about to die

[sunshinebarbie95]

Maybe it’s the sane reasonable logical person in me but if you don’t have a problem with red flag Rolfe sitting on his ass when Pocahontas is imprisoned literally about to die then you shouldn’t have a problem with John smith calling Pocahontas and her people savages once (especially considering the fact that he literally only does it once and immediately stops and never does it again after realizing how wrong it is)

[sunshinebarbie95]

I don’t get why team Rolfe thinks John smith is such a red flag. It’s not like John smith only fell in love with Pocahontas when she was dressed like an English woman or sat moping on his ass when she was literally about to be killed

[sunshinebarbie95]

I find it absolutely insane how the woke mob, leftists, liberals and progressive don’t shut up about how kind they are then literally bully people for liking John smith from Disneys Pocahontas. Like imagine saying “I’m so kind, tolerant and accepting” then bullying someone for liking a Disney character because your too stupid to understand that John smith from Disneys Pocahontas wasn’t meant to represent the real person John smith. The thing that adds to the hypocrisy is the same people who are all “eww John smith is an evil colonizer” are the same people who can’t survive without their phone or any modern technology and would have a meltdown having to hunt for their own food 🤣🤣

[lost-my-own-return]

Disney adult gets mad at the woke mob for not liking colonization and apparently that has to do with…hunting food and phones?

[sunshinebarbie95]

And just think without colonization you wouldn’t be able to type such a stupid argument on your fancy phone or laptop 🤡🤡 also if your still too stupid to think colonization is wrong (which I have no doubt that you are) look at Ethiopia which was never colonized and compare it to Singapore which was colonized

[sunshinebarbie95]

“Omg the hate for john Rolfe is so forced and unnecessary. People diss him because they prefer John smith.”

Or maybe people diss him because he’s an awful and unlikeable character & love interest (especially compared to John smith) and considering the fact that he’s pretty sexist and condescending toward Pocahontas (he’s even pretty effin rude to her father when they first meet as well), is pretty controlling toward Pocahontas, doesn’t try to get to know her as a person or learn more about her or her culture, only tells her she’s beautiful when she’s dressed and acting like an English woman (he also buys her this tacky necklace that is clearly not her style and never took the time to see if that god awful necklace is her style or not which to me shows he just wanted to buy her something fancy just to show off his wealth which is another red flag right there but that’s another post or two), mopes around on his ass and doesn’t do squat to help Pocahontas when she’s literally about to be executed, doesn’t even tell Pocahontas that it was John smith who immediately jumped on his horse to save her while he was moping on his cowardly ass and deliberately knocks something over when Pocahontas and John smith are having a heartfelt reunion and conversation after being separated for so long I would say the hate and dislike is pretty reasonable and warranted

[sunshinebarbie95]

At LeAsT JoHn RoLfE DiDnT CaLl PoCaHOnTaS AND HeR PeOpLe SaVagEs

At least John smith wasn’t a sexist jerk that only fell in love with Pocahontas when she was dressed and acting like an English woman and at least John smith wasn’t moping around on his ass when Pocahontas was imprisoned about to die

[sunshinebarbie95]

I find it interesting how I’ve never seen team smith excuse John smith calling Pocahontas and her people savages but I’ve never seen team Rolfe point out that leaving Pocahontas to die was wrong

[trumpbeyond2020]

[cabroncochino]

ABSOLUTELY AGREE