No Tongue with Butt?!

My name is Alisha. I give my life to bands. I also don't know how to be mildly interested in anything.

[fire-plug]

Personality hire

Working Cats

[jeanjauthor]

Sometimes you really need a good personality on your staff.

[narwhalsarefalling]

[birdrhetorics]

my great-grandfather had to leave italy in the 20′s because he hit a fascist with a tuba, so if you think I am going to take this sitting down you are going to have to catch these hands and also this tuba

[bartok-not-bartalk]

Fun story my Great Great Grandma left Germany in the 1920s because she had family in the US and could get citizenship pretty easily and once she was over in the US she then smuggled over 15 jewish families out by forging family documents so now my aunts are currently in the process of trying to tell the real ones from the fake ones because my great gran just died and there are legally over 100 surviving descendants but we know that math is a lil screwy.

[jedda-martele]

Sometimes a family is you, your kids, your grandkids, your great grandkids, and the 15 Jewish families you helped smuggle out of Nazi Germany.

[philosopherking1887]

And your tuba

[5sos-comfort]

mr CEO hard at work

[while-i-kiss-the-sky]

Mama cat gargoyle

Cat with a kitten statue on the roof of the castle of Château de Pierrefonds, France. It was built between 1393-1407.

[that-house]

lets endure for 618-632 years with mama…

[mialovesharry]

*do I tease them more or do I finally make a music announcement on my instagram*

[kindahoping4forever]

x

[deermessrs]

calum's artist bio on spotify being "relationship status: still in the band" is so fucking funny. he really knows us too well

[d1bsonthebassist]

[harrywavycurly]

This is the man who supposedly is building a house that will give his main bedroom four closets? This man? Who wears the same fucking jacket everyday and only owns five pairs of booty shorts and dad socks?

[cator99]

[scratchygoddess]

[transhuman-priestess]

We need to lay more blame for "Kids don't know how computers work" at the feet of the people responsible: Google.

Google set out about a decade ago to push their (relatively unpopular) chromebooks by supplying them below-cost to schools for students, explicitly marketing them as being easy to restrict to certain activities, and in the offing, kids have now grown up in walled gardens, on glorified tablets that are designed to monetize and restrict every movement to maximize profit for one of the biggest companies in the world.

Tech literacy didn't mysteriously vanish, it was fucking murdered for profit.

[anoraktrend]

Linux is a very good and powerful alternative.

[transhuman-priestess]

[transarsonist]

reminder: you cannot Personal Choises your way out of an Intentional Structural Problem

[yurigirldick]

Fun fact! School Chromebooks block Linux. It's not an easy alternative. You are missing the point

[animepolaroid]

[rutomaki] - reposted w/ permission

[daily-spooky]

[autistic-af]

Saying "ow" not because it hurts but because it seems to be the correct thing to say at the moment is such a weird human trait.

[a-tian]

[i-still-am-distantstarlight]

The Ides of March, coming soon to a coliseum near you. Knives not included.

[ashtonsunshine]

5SOS and the 5SOSfam in a nutshell x

[adropofhumanity]