Someone’s tuckered out after replacing the smoke detector battery tonight.

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@tightytweets
Someone’s tuckered out after replacing the smoke detector battery tonight.
Rick had been invaded a few times by the infamous Briefs Burglar. By now he knew the drill and was so compliant, the burglar trusted Rick to gag himself before the burgling began. The walls were paper thin and the Briefs Burglar wanted to be sure Rick’s SWAT team roommate would snooze through the ordeal.
POV: The briefed burglars strike again. Looks like someone is about to be burgled.
FTL White Briefs for Men
“You know the rules, son. We don’t sleep in our shorts.”
Dad forgot to pack PJs for the cruise, so you’ll be seeing him like this every morning and night.
Fuuuccck
Jeremy and Jordan forewent the boxer shorts when it was just them in their dorm room. It might’ve been macho boxers in the locker room but it was tighty whities at bedtime.
Isn't my bro fucking hot 🔥
“Alright, sport. Time to turn the TV off and come to bed.”
Ys woof
Papi’s decided no more pajama bottoms for you. “You can sleep in your ‘chones’, just like your hermanos and Tio Salvador.”
I used to “forget” mine all the time so I could be on display in my white briefs.
Dad’s sleeping in his underpants tonight, and so are you. No arguments, young man.
“Yep. Your pants are almost finished washing and then at least 30 minutes to dry. So you think the air conditioner drain may also be clogged?”
“Sorry your pants got so wet with the leak. I’ll throw them in the wash and then dry them for you while you work on the sink. Should only take about 90 minutes.”
“Nah. I think I found it. I can hear the phone vibrating but it’s stuck between these cushions.”
POV: Dad after he warned you.
“Alright guys, I warned you. Keep it down or I’ll be bunking in with you. I gave you two chances already, so scooch over.”
POV: Having to share a room with your colleague, Todd, because the hotel messed up your reservation. He got a little turned on at bedtime as soon as he found out you were also a tighty whities guy and had to keep adjusting his bulge to not be so obvious.