Both of Gooseâs boyfriends disappeared into the desert and his girlfriend never texted back. His life is truly a tragedy.
Yor lookinâ at the wrong crowd, mate,,,
Whatâdâya mean, Iâve checked every trashcan and dive for true love and itâs just not there.
If youâve got any advice Iâll take it but I honestly donât think thereâs anyone left to try my luck with in this irradiated hellhole.
Well, thereâs ya problem. Ainât gonna find âtrue loveâ in the bins, even if Lady Luck is on ya side! Now, of course, she can be coerced...











