Whatever.

Naomi//Female// 28// New York

[woodmeat]

Jeffery Dahmer woulda been mad as fuck tryna drug me boy I’m one of them ones fr

[imoverallofit]

Dahmer: *exasperated, irritated, wondering when this kneegrow will go down*

Said kneegrow: *plays ANOTHER song on youtube*, DAMN you sure you ain't no Bluetooth in this bitch??

[adonischildsupportcase]

“I love your blog but I never reblog your posts cause they would mess up the aesthetic of my blog”

[suprchnk]

— someone whose shit looks tacky

[killrockstar]

the housing market is ruining my sex life

[killrockstar]

nobody can host cuz they all live with their parents and i also can't host cuz i live with my parents AND they removed the LOCK on the bathroom at my favorite punk club bc too many people were giving BLOWJOBS in THERE

[thedonssadisticdesires]

Isn't that what the punk club bathrooms are for?

[killrockstar]

EXACTLY

[capacity2]

[nickelodeonhistory]

an underrated spongebob moment

[occidentalavian]

back at it again at the krusty krab

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

i finally did it. i finally made a video of some of my favorite spongebob quotes in the whole series. i finally fucking did it

[thabootyscholar]

this will always make me laugh until the world is over

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

tweet is an internet classic. i remember one of the replies was a shorty saying the third time the joker called her beautiful in that ball room scene she switched the tv off cause all men do is lie lmao

[adonischildsupportcase]

[dark-tarou]

Huevember DAY 4: Yet another one where the main hue is an accent xD Say hello to the Egg man Instagram

[amoisthobo]

Black people can’t fuck wit ouija boards. Aside from the obvious fact that we don’t fuck wit demons and shit, spirits come from all ranges of time. If I start talkin to a spirit from 1819 an he call me a nigger, I’m killing myself so we can throw them spiritual hands.

[tarynel]

I wonder how meatgod is doing

[slickkjames]

I wanna know how they nigga who flew shorty out and didn’t turn on the ac doing 😂

[itsexclusive]

[cartiercocaine-blog]

wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

[dont-touch-my-fandoms]

Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

[blocboybucciarati]

YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣

[kinkiicoils]

Are black people still on tumblr?? Reblog so I can follow✨🤎🖤

[momopatchi]

Baby Let me know, how do i look in my durag?

[lagonegirl]

[deep-dark-fears]

Next door. A fear submitted by Christine to Deep Dark Fears - thanks!

You can find original art in my store!

[adonischildsupportcase]

Once again it’s Tuesday & rest assured ladies, I AM on THE JOB

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

i stepped in my kitchen late last night and I ain’t had a single snack in the cribo. went back to bed mad disgruntled. felt like oliver twist. like a pre industrial revolution british kid or something

[ocelotrevs]

This is why I decided to learn how to bake.

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

brother i said i missed the bus and you telling me this is why you became an astronaut. where do we go from here?