[kubo]

having a tumblr blog with more than 500 followers deserves to be in the dsm-6

[impaled]

The dick sucking manual 6?

[kubo]

ok this is actually the funniest reply to this post

[lenialenient]

[ephemeraldesiderata]

WOW THIS ONE IS TOO CLOSE

[phantoms-lair]

[cassianendor-deactivated2021091]

ya know sometimes after reading a book with a fantastic “man written by a woman” character I sit in my bed and quietly despair over the fact that this type of man has not yet come to fruition in my life and then angst over the possibility that they may just not exist

[historyofrobots]

The PR after the Meghan and Harry interview has been pretty desperate and transparent but I am LOSING it over this headline, what a gift

[history-of-royals-by-sophia]

The reactions. I can’t stop laughing.

[evenstarsinthesky]

[autisticexpression]

Lost it at the rock’s tweet

[tsukinoinaba]

I’m not sure which is funnier. Stanley Tucci saying that Ryan Reynolds is a sexier bald man than Prince William when he has a full head of hair, or Stanley Tucci saying that TILDA SWINTON is a sexier bald man than Prince William.

[athena1138]

He’s correct

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

Okay this kinda fucks

[copperbadge]

This entirely fucks and also Banjo there has some impressive breath control, given he had to basically speed up and string together a lot of what in the original was spaced out to give the lead singer time to, you know, inhale. 

[mysharona1987]

[lizardsister]

all of us vaccinated people communicate directly to each other via brain chip technology and we all talk about how sexy we are

[shorthistorian]

You wouldn't believe the memes in the brain chip groupchat

[acomaflove]

[normal-horoscopes]

WHAT IS UP GIRL YOU LOOK FORBODING AND MALICIOUS

[iowntheworldandyou]

[frankenfemme]

[greenishness]

eve was a girlboss for eating that fruit. adam was a himbo for doing what his wife said. i will not elaborate

[cleffairie]

you literally do not need to queen you said it loud and clear

[greenishness]

this post was uploaded to reddit here’s my favorite review

[intactics-deactivated20211231]

[birlinterrupted]

my girlfriend: refers to a man with his personal name

me:

[unbotheredmuse]

[anxietyproblem]

[thesoftdumbass]

“I can’t talk right now, I’m doin hot girl shit”

*reads fanfiction for 3 hours*

*daydreams about my favorite characters and actors*

*takes a nap*

[ikhorveined]

and tonight I'll ache with undefined longing for no reason at all

[thedailyshow]

[gay-hopeless-romantic-deactivat]

The U.S. in a gif series.

[pdawgz]

Pls keep reblogging this till this become a classic tumblr post , because it needs to be