Literally Can't Ever Get Over This Game, Sorry

Exactly what's in the name. Super Paper Mario. All of it. Spoilers? You bet, sweetheart!~<3

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O'Chunks: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life. Nastasia: It would be nice to get my sense of purpose back. Mimi: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this. Count Bleck: My will to live! I haven’t seen this in 15 years! Mr. L: I knew I lost that potential somewhere! Dimentio: Mental stability, my old friend! O'Chunks: Guys, could you lighten up a little?

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-While playing catch-

Mario: Hey, you’ve got a good, strong arm there, bro.

Luigi: Well, you develop a lot of muscle wrestling with self-loathing.

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I saw this and I just couldn’t resist turning it into a comic thingy!

(( I don’t know how to Mario. Just roll with it ))

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Luigi: Beyond excited to announce that I’m giving up! I’m so grateful for this opportunity and can’t wait to see where this decision takes me

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Count Bleck: Are you a real villain? O'Chunks: Well, technically, uh, nah. Count Bleck: Have you ever caught a good guy like a real legendary hero? Nastasia: *shakes head* Count Bleck: Have you ever tried a disguise?  Mimi: Nah, nah.  Count Bleck: Alright. Count Bleck can see that he will have to teach you how to be villains!

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It was bound to happen.

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O'Chunks: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swingset? Mimi: No, I said “O'Chunks, do not lick the swingset,” and you said “Don’t tell me what to do, brat,” and then you licked the swingset.

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Count Bleck: (holding the Dark Prognosticus) Count Bleck: Hey guys, guess what I got! Mr.L: A woman? Dimentio: A real job? O'Chunks: A friend yer own age? Count Bleck: (irritated) No!

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Luigi, while crying: I WANNA TAKE A NAAAAAP!

Mario: You wanna take a nap?

Luigi, crawling to the ground and still crying: I’LL TAKE A NAP RIGHT HERE.

Mario: Okay, take a nap right there, then

Luigi, laying on the ground and still very much crying: GOODNIGHT.

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Dimentio: Hey, I found something!

O'Chunks: What?

Dimentio: It’s a magic-

 -O'CHUNKS PROCEEDS TO THROW DIMENTIO OUT OF A DOOR-

O'Chunks: NOOO!!!

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Mimi: And you are…?

Mr. L: Better than you.

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Mario: You can come out from the bushes now. The opportunity to prove yourself a hero is long gone.

(Luigi sighs in relief.)

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Dimentio: Don’t let Mimi fool you, she’s not that scary. She used to do ballet.

Mr. L: No way.

Mimi: Which gave me the physical skills I need to strangle you with my feet.

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Mimi: OH, YEAH, YOU’RE HOT SHIT MR. L! YOU BUILD ROBOTS THAT DON’T DO ANYTHING. WE’D BE NOTHING WITHOUT YOU! Mr. L: DAMN RIGHT!!!!

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Dimentio(calling Nastasia): Hello. It’s Dimentio.

Nastasia: What did he do this time?

Dimentio: No, it’s Dimentio. It’s actually me.

Nastasia: What did you do this time?

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When you see the same meme for different characters, yet they fit in both cases.

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Mr L: Okay Mimi, say biscuit three times.

Mimi: Okay, biscuit biscuit biscuit.

Mr L: Nice.

Mimi: What was that for?

Mr L: Nothing, you just look really dumb.

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Count Bleck: Alright, we need to search this place top to bottom for these heroes. Go to places you don’t usually frequent. Count Bleck: Mimi, go to the library. Count Bleck: O’ Chunks, go to a school. Count Bleck: Nastaisa… I don’t know. Dimentio: I’ll go to a church. Count Bleck: Good… For you.

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Mario: You’re really campaigning for Asshole of the year, aren’t you?

Mr. L: As defending champion, are you nervous?

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For me otp, Count Bleck and Tippi! :3

count bleck continues to be an adventure in textures my markers don’t like. still, these two are so sweet.