O’Chunks: “HOW IN THE HELL HAVE YE NOT GOT IRN-BRU LADS?! NO IRN-BRU?! ARE YE CRAZY?! I SWEAR TO GOD I’LL GO CRAZY! I BROKE YER CUCUMBER AND I DON’T CARE ABOUT THAT!”
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@incorrectpapermarioquotes
O’Chunks: “HOW IN THE HELL HAVE YE NOT GOT IRN-BRU LADS?! NO IRN-BRU?! ARE YE CRAZY?! I SWEAR TO GOD I’LL GO CRAZY! I BROKE YER CUCUMBER AND I DON’T CARE ABOUT THAT!”
Dimentio: Murder is like potato chips.
Dimentio: You can’t stop with just one.
I forgot I made this like a couple months ago
Dimentio: Hey Nassy, what do you want for mothers's day-
Nastasia: A minion who's not a complete fuck up!
Dimentio: ...
Dimentio: AHHN! Too bad! Pick something else!
Mimi: You know, you are really putting the "itch" in bi-
Count Bleck: MIMI!
Mr. L: (To Nastasia) You may control my mind, but you will never control my ass!
I met my first valentine on this ride. Her name was Timpani. She's a ghost now.
- Count Bleck
O’Chunks: The minions' unwritten code of honor is what makes us different from adults, different from animals. What would we be without it?
Mimi: Adult animals?
O’Chunks: Nothing, that's what!
Count Bleck: 🎶So when push, comes to shove..I will kill your friends and family..🎶
Count Bleck: *turns to Timpani* To remind you of my love! <3
Count Bleck: (shouting) Not only is my reputation as a villian on the line, but also my reputation as a man! So get out there and win, I tell you, win!
(The minions stare at him).
Count Bleck: Oh, and have fun.
I haven’t played this in years; isn’t this canon? (Idea/original post from @incorrectpapermarioquotes)
Count Bleck: Quickly, what are some ways we can beat the heroes right now? (O'Chunks raises his hand.) O'Chunks.
O'Chunks: I don't know.
Count Bleck: Perfect. Anyone else?
Count Bleck: Uh, what about you? What’ve you got?
O’Chunks: I can smile!
Count Bleck: Nevermind. What about you?
Dimentio: I know how everybody’s gonna die.
Dimentio: Murder is like potato chips.
Dimentio: You can't stop with just one.
Mimi: Nassy!! I wanna show you something
Nastasia: I’m busy. I need to go.
Mimi: *stumbles over her words* …BITCH!….Love you though.
Blumiere: I’ve only known Timpani for a day and a half, but if anything happened to her I would kill everyone in the universe and then myself.