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•heart nutted too hard• incorrect stony quotes and other avenger ships

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um. hi. i am gonna diactivate bc im not that into marvel anymore?? idk im starting a new blog @noirsboo so follow that if u want uh. stevetony is endgame,

bye 🥺

[the-bluespirit]

[clowniconography]

i hate when memes become outdated and i have to deprogram myself from referencing them anymore. whenever my mouth says “this is so sad” my brain immediately follows it up with “alexa play despacito” but i’m not ALLOWED to say that anymore

[clowniconography]

how DARE u make this post uplifting and cute

[hollowboobtheory]

If my parents can use slang from the 80s without even feeling self-conscious then I can use a meme that’s a little stale

[naxa1818]

There’s a few things I gathered from this: firstly, because Ultron has Tony’s brainwaves he obviously thinks Cap is the best and also you make a robot Captain America that’s exactly what you’re going to get.

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pie hole

(commisson for @ishipallthings

fluff, get together, au)

The first words Tony Stark says to Steve Rogers are, “I would like to marry your pie.”

The first words Steve Rogers says to Tony Stark are, “That’s very sweet, but I’m pretty sure that’s illegal. How about you buy a piece instead?”

It was love at first sight.

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[pineapplebread]

omg don't tease us like that!!!! I'm begging for the sequel already pleaaaase 😔🙏

Here’s a snippet from the first as-of-yet-untitled draft for the Dear Mr. Fantasy sequel:

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i put a spell on me

(commission for @ishipallthings

hogwarts au, love potion mention (but it doesn’t do anything bc steve is already in love w tony), get together, fluff)

“I like big butts and I cannot lie,” Tony’s singing from the other side of the potions bench. “You other brothers can’t deny, when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a big thing in your face you get -“

“Ten points from Slytherin,” Professor Richards calls from across the room, and Tony’s face falls into a pout.

“Come on, Reed, are you telling me you don’t like Muggle Rap?”

“Call me Reed again and that’ll be another ten points,” Professor Richards says sternly, as he stirs away at one of the other students’ potions. “And no, Tony, like much of the Magical World, I prefer our music.”

Tony tuts, tossing a pinch of ground Thestral hoof into his potion. It spits and bubbles then turns a bright, startling purple. “Close minded,” he says. “There’s some great Muggle music out there. I’m sure Steve can tell you. Right, Steve?”

Steve almost startles when Tony turns his round eyes on Steve. “Uh, sure,” he says. “I can make you a playlist.”

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[naxa1818]

Steve serenading the bae with his Rock ‘n Roll skills.

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Steve would be the only one to render Tony speechless…

[naxa1818]

Two things I got from this: Tony wants to impress Steve with his robotic dinosaur, and Tony checks Steve out “for science.” Right, Tony.

[naxa1818]

You both are just cutely weird.

[naxa1818]

Tony once said he mocks because he loves. And Steve knows Tony all too well. These two are the best, seriously.

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Even though the Academy is always being attacked, Steve and Tony always make sure to spend some quality boyfriend time together.

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We all know your boyfriend can frustrate you Tony, but he means well.

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There’s a few things I gathered from this: firstly, because Ultron has Tony’s brainwaves he obviously thinks Cap is the best and also you make a robot Captain America that’s exactly what you’re going to get.

[naxa1818]

So what I’m gathering from this is that Steve was speechless at the display of Tony’s glorious muscles.

And we all know the first thing Tony did when he got the outfit was to go find Steve.