I Am The Anxiety Golem

Prepare for the anxiety

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via Kristen_Arnett)

[officialspec]

sometimes yr biggest inspiration is the dumb shit u say to ur friends

[cutie-remade]

no offense but when straight people tell me “i’m proud of my sexuality” i groan. of course you’re proud of your sexuality, you didn’t grow up being constantly told your sexuality was disgusting and shameful. you didn’t grow up thinking your sexuality didn’t exist. you didn’t grow up wondering if your family would still want you if you told them you had a crush on someone with the same gender as you. since you were a child people told you your sexuality was normal, and beautiful. you got to grow up seeing people with the same sexuality as you. you knew since day one your sexuality was normal. no fucking shit you’re proud of your sexuality.

[chessys]

What does foreplay have to do with a girl being wet? Why is that a man's responsibility? It's their vagina.. We can't control that...

please don’t have sex

[dropovers]

[perrfectly]

[luvkirby4ever]

Coworkers: “Wow look at you listening to your podcasts all the time. How intellectual!”

Me: [awkwardly] “Haha thanks.”

Griffin McElroy, through my earpiece: “When you NUT IN SPACE, it PUSH YOU BACKWARDS.”

[funnypages]

Deadpool and Spiderman: Heartmates.

[figdays]

“Ghost Witch” Sticker // SticksAndSpells

[kelsijosilva]

babies <3 <3 <3

[coehellacanth]

commission for the darling @lovelyplantbirb!! this is my third post in a row that’s met gala themed and i am living

(♥ psst!! commissions are still open!! ♥)

[coehellacanth]

there’s something deeply satisfying about dressing up your fav queer ladies in religious iconography and irresponsible amounts of gold

ALSO: i’m going to do a speedpaint for this, so keep your eyes open for that!!!  (ﾉ^ヮ^)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧

♥ buy me a coffee? ♥

[coehellacanth]

i heard we were making metsonas????? mine is inspired by the ecstasy of st. teresa !! 

[hubnert]

LITERALLY THE BIGGEST FUCK YOU BY THE WRITERS IN THE HISTORY OF SHIPPING.

[chirart-deactivated20181203]

do you really want to go there

[ribbonroad]

[mellifera38]

[obimomkenobi-deactivated2020062]

[damnlettuce]

THE LAST ONE WHAT THE FUCK

[unflatteringcatselfies]

[kittiezandtittiez]

[stalessiastan]

john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture should be

[blautitlewave]

Talking shit about your spouse is a sign of affection.

[rinlockhart]

No. No it’s not. What kind of dystopian world do you live in?

[jxhn-mulaney]

straight culture should be commissioning Renaissance styled biblical paintings of your french bulldog not talking about how marriage is a prison