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listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

e-102

you’ are biased against my skull

tatzelwurming

i’m not having this argument again man

ahotknife

the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself

clearestbluest

<3

shining-bewear

twistcmyk

poverty, video games, and success

sunsbleeding

5bi5

Yelling “we got company” right before being attacked by a horde of enemies probably feels good as fuck for an action protagonist

river-of-wine

This fanfiction writing is easy

nohoperadio

Scooby-Doo is a dog who can talk, which is amazing, and he largely uses his powers of speech to communicate how scared he is of ghosts and monsters, and basically the only thing his owners do is drive him around the country putting him inside various haunted houses and such. I wish I could take Scooby-Doo aside, I want to say to him, these people are not your friends.

owainigo

one day he'll follow you home

mcpayne

"But the reviews said-" "But rotten tomatoes says-" "but twitter and tik tok said-"

WHO CARES WATCH IT FOR YOURSELF!!

rohirric-hunter

"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

mushroominaforest

Shout out to the doctor who responded with complete sincerity when I (on anesthesia) uttered the phrase “chat are we cooked” in her medical professional vicinity. You’re such a real one for that fr fr