Unbetitelt

[just-shower-thoughts]

Many women say men are privileged because they don’t have to deal with ‘unwanted compliments’ - yet as a guy, I’d give anything to get even one compliment. The idea of an 'unwanted’ one just doesn’t register with me

[just-shower-thoughts]

Does running out of fucks count as Cardio?

[just-shower-thoughts]

It feels like Morgan Freeman has been old my whole life.

[just-shower-thoughts]

After all these years, the pools in the titanic are still full.

[superfuckingboredbyeverything]

I am friggin funny!

[superfuckingboredbyeverything]

I really like the couch behind my desk chair. When i drink up smth, I can simply throw the cup behind me like Thor: “Another!”