bisexual jinx

fka thisisember he/him • 23 • black for numerology enthusiasts: i'm a soul 5, personality 7. this is not primarily a fandom blog btw

[meanbuddhist]

i want freedom i want freedom i want freedom *is granted freedom* noooooo my attachments

[onlinegf]

everyone get more bisexual NOW

[8-bitfiction]

[8-bitfiction]

[patema-introverted]

Back in my day when you dropped an image into google image search you could SORT BY POST DATE TO FIND THE EARLIEST USAGE OF THE IMAGE

[patema-introverted]

Like no wonder people don't try to find the sources of art. The best tool is fucking gone. I hate that technology has gotten noticeably worse as I age.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my family fucked up my life by using spoonerisms interchangeably with their true phrase counterparts since before i was born and now i can’t escape from instinctively saying shit like “im gonna shake a tower”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

oh “meeking a smee” made me feel like i was being fucking tazed

[cheaphalloweencostume]

theres a lot of people on this website who dont realize their dad is a gnome

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[minmos]

i hope tumblr users never stop talking about punk music i think we deserve this

[punctilobula]

whoever came up with shaving pussy should be put to death

[dozydawn]

[homunculus-argument]

Oh, to be granted the power to speak to animals for just like 38 seconds, so that I could tell this pebble-brained feathery fuckass that nobody is impressed that he started singing earlier than anybody else. There's no bird pussy available at 2 am. The dames can sense your desperation. Stop screaming for at least three more hours.

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

After school care pulled me aside about my child dropping an f-bomb “without remorse” and I put on my concerned face and nodded a bunch.

Apparently he was building something with a younger kid “who really looks up to him and is just starting to make friends” and said “Hey, you’re really fucking good at this.” which is, in my estimation, really a parenting victory.

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

I absolutely failed at doing this:

[narcissistcookbook]

are you ok with people carving the sound of your music into beeswax and eating it for impersonal use?

nothing i reply with will be as funny as the question

[erzvolnes]

immortal words

[drlangdons]

Tumblr culture is everybody reblogging those posts about wanting asks from each other and nobody sending each other asks

[golongbyjoannanewsom]

obsessed w this person in the replies

[mrsterlingeverything]

Remember to kill everything in your way today no hesitation