Gag Ong Blog

Fil-Am (Half-Filipino, Half-Amazing)

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Hello, world!

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BF & GF:

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GF: Mahal, hilahin mo naman ako..

BF: (nagtaka) Bakit ka naman nagpapahila?

GF: Nahuhulog na kasi ako sa iba.

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"Huwag kang manlait ng magkarelasyon kung maganda ang babae at panget ang lalaki (and vice versa). Maiintindihan mo din yan kapag alam mo na ang pinagkaiba ng itsura sa ugali."

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“Minsan, sinasadya talaga ng isang tao na magtampo para lambingin mo siya. Ikaw naman si SLOW, hindi mo nagegets kaya nag-aaway kayo.”

-Superglenntot

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That moment when you’re sitting in the cinema ready to watch the movie and suddenly, a human giraffe sits in front of you.

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Superglenntot's Superminion :)

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Pinoy Henyo

NGONGO 1: Nao ma to?

NGONGO 2: Hine!

NGONGO 1: Lungar?

NGONGO 2: Hine!

NGONGO 1: Mangay?

NGONGO 2: Mene!

NGONGO 1: Ngulay?

NGONGO 2: Hoho!

NGONGO 1: Ngulay? Hmmnn… manola?

NGONGO 2: Hinee!!!

NGONGO 1: Sinaw?

NGONGO 2: Hine! Hineee!!!

NGONGO 1: Nasa Mahay Umo ma to?

NGONGO 2: Wala! Ay! Hine!

NGONGO 1: Ngulay nalaga, ha?

NGONGO 2: Hoho! Hoho!

NGONGO 1: Ngalamasa?

NGONGO 2: Hinee!!!

NGONGO 1: Ngulay nga? Ngirap ngaman! Hmmnn… wala sa Mahay Ngumo? Amone?

NGONGO 2: Hineee!!!!

NGONGO 1: Ngami?

NGONGO 2: Hineee!!!

NGONGO 1: Ngangngong?

NGONGO 2: Hinee! Hineee!!!

NGONGO 1: Hanuuu?! Ahmm… metchay?

NGONGO 2: Hinee nga!!! Nuh ma yan?!

(Krrnggg!!! Time’s up! Ang sagot: PINK)

NGONGO 1: Ngaasar naman! Sami mo, ngulay?

NGONGO 2: Hoho nga! Ngulay! Ngulay Mink!! Ang momo mo! Momo!

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Nice Story:

An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, "Listen,your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

“We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. "I'm sick of her face, and I'm sick of talking about this, so call your sister in Chicago and tell her," and he hangs up.

Now, the son is worried. So he calls up his sister.

She says, "Like hell they’re getting divorced!" and calls her father immediately. "You’re not getting divorced! Don't do another thing, the two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, don't call a lawyer, don't file a paper, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and she hangs up.

The old man turns to his wife and says "Okay, they’re coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares."

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i miss doing this..

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Undeniable Proof That "The Walking Dead" and "Toy Story" Have The Exact Same Plot

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There is no "WE" in "FOOD."

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BF & GF:

GF: Babe, di na ko magtatagal, logout na ko kasi nagagalit na si Mama eh. Isusubsob daw nya mukha ko sa keyboard kapag hindi pa ko umalis ngayon.

BF: Ay gusto pa kita maka-chat eh :(

GF: Di na pede babe kasi isusubahdjkahnvaw jkvhahfjka JKH JKhew kjBJDK kjhJK5228hj k;kgl;s;lsk,fl;ky.rt,my.keb l;erktel;klukl;tru567s5 7w4'kl;,k76pi87;6kr8kn5i7n;'4l'kvb ; lswk75plij;pkjl;[hnse6b7ufh fdsgs

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Sinabihan ka lang ng "INGAT" mahal ka na agad? Hindi ba pwedeng alam nyang tatanga-tanga ka lang?

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Buntis si GF..

PEDRO: Pare, buntis yung gf ko, pero palagi naman ako gumagamit ng condom. :( JUAN: Tara kaibigan, ipapaliwanag ko. PEDRO: Sige. JUAN: May isang lalake umakyat ng gubat na may dala-dalang payong. Ngayon, nakakita siya ng isang malaking tigreng papalapit. Kinalabit niya ang pindutan ng payong niya at namatay ang tigre. PEDRO: Hahaha! Imposible naman yun pare! Baka may ibang tumira sa tigre! JUAN: Exactly..

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"Kapag ako naging teacher, itatabi ko yung mga students ko sa mga crush nila. Para wala nang aabsent."