STOP COMING DOWN HERE IF IT'S NOT TO ATTEND CLASS

Brian[REDACTED]: the Prethinker. Smartest Cog Alive, expert in repairs, strategy, and unravelling the secrets of the toon menace. DO NOT INTERACT: Toons, a certain cashbot, BossCogs(I have nothing to hide, its a work-life balance thing...), anyone who thinks they are smarter than me(you're too confidently incorrect), Professor Pete

[superior-brain]

What do you think of all cogs. ALL of them. All 10k+ cogs that exist

9 out of every 10 are idiots. I however am in the intellectual 1%

[superior-brain]

Hey Brian, how much is it for you to kick out my professor and give lectures instead of him?

PS: I'll pay double if you come in drag

3 million dollars per session

[wintercorrybriea2]

juvenile bush cricket

[all-consuming-rot]

that is a springtail and seemingly stills from this video where it's identified in the title so like how did you mess up that bad

[superior-brain]

why don't u have a last name

i just told you I don't need one

[superior-brain]

is ur last name griffin

NO! I do not currently have OR need a last name, IF you must know.

[superior-brain]

hi. hi.

Yes?

[superior-brain]

HEY PRETHINKER ITH ME BUCK AGAIN UHHH I JUTHT WANNA ADD YOU LOOK GOOD IN DRAG

LIKE LEMME GET A PITHE OF THAT, THEN ID REALLY HIT THE JACKPOT WJNDJEBDHEDB AYYAYAYAYYAYAYAYA

altho I thwallowed ur entire bottle of ibuprofen THORRY!

🎲🎰🎲🎰👅👅yayayhajdb

ijd BLockl youe if i coulds

[superior-brain]

PRETHINKERRRFSEJHWFBD GUETH WHO GOT TUMBLER YAHAHAHAHAHAMJDK

DAVE THAID YOU WRRE HERE AND I JUTHT WANTED TP THAY HIIIII WOMDJS

🎲🎲🎲🎲🎲🎲🎲🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏

u pulthate like a grape btw...

thank you it is the worst migraine i have had in my entirefe lifese

[superior-brain]

Eww ewww stop the twitching… ew…

throws ibuprofen at you in a pie style

(Hold on, you don’t even have a mouth..)

HELLO I AM DESK JOCKEY F6 HERE TO TELL YOU AS SOON AS WE CAN FIND B12 AND CALM HER DOWN WE WILL FIGURE THIS OUT. THERE IS NO NEED TO BE ALARMED. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE, WE WILL FOLLOW UP WITH COMPENSATION IN THE FORM OF NOT MONEY BECAUSE WE DONT HAVE ANY. DONT TELL BOSS I SAID THAT.

[coredrill]

“project hail mary (2026) using an orange-yellow-blue color palette in the majority of its lighting, set design, and wardrobe (except for the detour to the green planet with a purple aurora) is an intentional choice potentially based on the colors of the aroace (and aro and ace) flag(s) which may have been made in part because someone on the production staff realized that a story about a guy whose life is considered lesser explicitly because his relationships do not follow an amatonormative hierarchy, structured specifically to show that it is NOT romance which brings out the best in him but the love of/for a friend who similarly forgoes amatonormative expectations, and who is shown to be happy and fulfilled at the end for that very reason might be extremely resonant with aroaces” is a sentence which makes you sound like an insane person until you realize that project hail mary (2026) is a lord & miller production and those are the same guys who did this

[superior-brain]

I hate you with all my short-legged being but I'm woman enough to say you'd look bonita in drag, try drag. -🥝

DONE NOW PLEASE EXPRESS ORDER ME SOME MORPHINE

[superior-brain]

MAKE HIM FABULOUS 👗 hands him a shirt dress

Alright I will concede that i look amazing but there is a very real fire risk increasing every minute I dont get some tylenol and DJ B12 Wont pick up his phone

[superior-brain]

I saw you on High Roller show's tonight and your brain was twitching more than usual are you ok are you doing 10 trillion equations at once is that why your brain was rising like dough every 10 seconds i need answers

I NEED IBUPROFIN

[superior-brain]

How’s the drag goin man? Hope it’s goin well

-🐻‍❄️

I NEVERSAIDIDIDDRAGI MERELYSAIDI COULD PROVIDE SOMEONEELSE WITH COSTUMEPARTS

[superior-brain]

You! Do you actually teach as a teacher (like teaching new employees) or do you just do that with your desk jockeys when you're bored‼️‼️‼️

If the Company would just send me some trainees I could make them Perfect but all I can do is Raise these Toon Abominations up into reasonable young suits.

B12 why are you snivelling at me

[superior-brain]

I like your hair

Thank you, I grew it myself. in a Petri Dish.

[superior-brain]

Hey Brian, guess what.

PRIMA APRILIS

I... suppose it is April.. WAIT HOLD ON