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toskarin

mnnengh

molabuddy

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i want to see my favorite characters but you couldnt torture me into scrolling a main tag

#fluxpost

tim-official

why are you glorifying weed . I just saw your latest reblog why are what is wrong with you . Weed is the first drug to affect 2

2

#2️⃣

7dmom

A little clone of me shrunked down and lives inside your brain. I need you to kill it right now

courtesycalling

(violently shaking the bars of my jail cell) I miss her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

all-consuming-rot

@cardiacgirls

#have you seen these yet. eight so sweetiepie everyone love eight #splat #hahahaha courtesy i am showing other friend your art B)#buddytag

bedupolker

Autobiography of that one time i thought I saw someone dressed as a trout

#pisses me off so bad that [x animal] Furry Edition is usually just a canid (sometimes felid) with some [x animal] traits taped on #do what makes you happy but i dont respect it

fesenmoon

had a nap dream this was the new hit comic format

dogpuppy

#life sure is a highway

dogpuppy

mandywondering

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

dietspam16

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

semusepsu

One of my favorite things about Put Baby In Pelican Mouth is that not only does the pelican have the intelligence necessary to speak human language but also knows how to lie, suggesting it has a theory of mind, yet not enough to understand that no one is going to put baby in pelican mouth.

gallusrostromegalus

To be entirely fair to the pelican, I have seen humans do much, much dumber things with their infants. The park rangers in Louisiana ha e to regularly tell people to not put their babies on the ground next to the gators for a pic.

In fact, it could be argued that the peculiar grammar used by the pelican in the Put Baby In Pelican Mouth post is deliberate, like how phishers use major grammar errors in their messages so that people too smart for the scam (or smart enough to report them) ignore the emails and the scammer can focus on the most likely marks.

Regardless, the pelican is right: there is absolutely someone dumb enough to put a baby in its mouth because it asked politely. Probably dozens on that beach alone.

kyraneko

Put baby in pelican mouth for Instagram photo. Facebook photo of baby in pelican mouth for many likes and also happy asleep baby. So cute baby in pelican mouth for video on TikTok. Youtube short of baby so cute in soft pelican mouth for so many views to Youtube channel. Baby in pelican mouth challenge.