I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

me names ella im here to party

[palmettios]

andrew: i didn’t start playing exy until juvie

neil: that means you haven’t known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of little league exy

[youknow-igetit]

Neil:

[satellitestomps]

Miles attempting to throw Kingpin off his rhythm #streetsmarts

[satellitestomps]

[rosesandstuff]

WHY IS THIS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL DAY

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

John Mulaney does canonicaly exist in his universe, proven by the oh hello billboard in one of the backgrounds, so that is entirely possible as canon

[emma-d-klutz]

me, tentatively, afraid to get my hopes up

[aboutreciprocation]

…holy shit

[iamtheaardvark]

None of the characters ever figure this out because they stop taking math at age 11

[machigaeru]

I started Hebrew, which is why I’ve been dead on this blog, but I don’t think I can ever properly convey to you guys the sheer cultural whiplash of spending years learning Japanese from Japanese teachers and then trying to learn Hebrew from an Israeli

Japanese: you walk into class already apologizing for being alive Hebrew: you walk into class, the teacher insults you and you are expected to insult her back

Japanese: conjugates every single verb based on degree of intended politeness, nevermind keigo and honorifics Hebrew: Someone asked my teacher how to say “excuse me” and she laughed for several seconds before saying we shouldn’t worry about remembering that since we’ll never need to say it

Japanese: if you get one stroke wrong the entire kanji is incomprehensible Hebrew: cursive? script? fuck it do whatever you want, you don’t even have to write the vowels out unless you feel like it

Japanese: the closest thing there is to ‘bastard’ is an excessively direct ‘you’ pronoun Hebrew: ‘bitch’ translates directly

[memory-thought]

The span of human experience is so insane.

[everythingfox]

UNO reverse card

[shikamaru-ssan]

literally WHY did both sakura AND ino like sasuke?? where was the appeal??shikamaru was right there ready to get pegged, kiba brad chad frat boy was always dtf, choji? a whole snack, and SHINO’S BIG DICK ASS SELF WAS ALWAYS SINGLE!! i get why naruto slayed ass monday through thursday, dude is really fuckin friendly, but sasuke?? sasuke UCHIHA?? what’s that emo bitch gonna do, top you? fuck off

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

[aangmarble]

This guy doesn’t pull any punches

[complicatedmerary]

[lachenn]

Reblogging this version instead cause ppl think this is about trashing LOK.

And it ain’t. LOK was good despite all the bullshit nickelodeon kept pulling on the creators.

[thebootydiaries]

“ur dumb” um lol?? then explain this???

[hueleacanela]

The searches you make in google shows your interests, not your intellectual level. You would know if you weren’t dumb.

[thebootydiaries]

um…………????

[whitmanic]

*does magic but in a ditzy way, like a real himbo*

[s1stertosleep-deactivated202303]

Howl's Moving Castle, 2004

[3000s]

college is like [meets a rlly pretty woman] [meets an ugly man] [meets a loud man] [meets a woman with life-changing insight] [meets a man with no regard for other people] [meets a man who perceives himself as the smartest in the room] etc etc

[mens-rights-activia]

[bendi-and-bucci-deactivated2023]

[ray-winters-sings-deactivated20]

[davepetasprites]

[hetteh-spegetteh]

The kids, on filming IT: We all became best friends and it was the most amazing summer of our lives and we never wanted it to end

Bill Skarsgard, on filming IT: It was fuckin lonely as hell I sat in a tent by myself the whole time and all the crew members were scared of me

[justpennywise]

TFW you just want to have fun and mingle but you get banished to the Pennywise tent for being Pennywise.

[stylingryan]

This is the plot to Wreck it Ralph

[wike-wabbits]

Perfume bottle consisting of eight enameled glass bottles as orange segments, set in painted ceramic holder. (ca. 1925)

[deceptive-owls]

Why did 1925 people get 1000% cooler product packaging than we do

[sexycraisinthanos]

when crack is allowed in literally everything people get creative

[whitepeopletwitter]

A moment of silence…

[not-the-face]