IMAGINAL OWL

girl whatever now in madrid

[were--ralph]

Tweet of the year

[liberalsarecool]

Either way, we win.

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[therustyskull]

@ralfmaximus Showers that will kill you

[ralfmaximus]

Holy shit I thought this was a Sims bit or someone playing with CAD software, but the last few seconds knocked me out

[batbetbitbotbut]

@thebibliosphere I'm pretty sure you are the appropriate recipient for other people's terrifying home renovation choices

[junewild]

incredible innovations on the beverage front

[no-ones-stupid-gallery]

Walrus With Ivory Tusks, c. 1950. Inuit Culture. Stone, Ivory and Pigment. 8,3 cm x 17,8 cm x 13,3 cm.

[sufjansjoy]

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

[sufjansjoy]

wow

[nonlynear]

my high horse is actually awesome and fast like the wind

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[prokopetz]

The difference between Tumblr and Bluesky is that both will hit you with robot skeletons as a hear-me-out, but on Bluesky the debate is mainly about whether robot skeletons are fuckable, like, in principle, while on Tumblr the fuckability of robot skeletons is taken as given and we're merely dickering over which specific robot skeleton is the most fuckable.

[academic-vampire]

𝔯𝔢𝔴𝔦𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔬 𝔰𝔬𝔪𝔢𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔰𝔴𝔢𝔢𝔱𝔢𝔯

[certified-cervid]

Collecting kitty orbs increases your meow score

[enki2]

[dunmertitty]

i get that’s it’s not always obvious when i’m on my lunch but you’d think people would notice not to bother me when i’m hunched over eating a vegetarian burger like that bitch eating his son

hold on what is this gif

[talekinesis]

Watching the Great Muppet Caper and I think this is probably the best Muppets reaction image ever

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

choose.

dick

cock

Voting ended onJul 25

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

this is crazy to me

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

???

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

White people love cock?

[bruzum]

[capacity]

I wish you can hug me and say everything’s going to be okay

Girl we are fucked