IMAGINAL OWL @deceptive-owls - Tumblr Blog

cannibalchicken

toastyglow-rb

1920s gangster voice: when you stare into the boid the boid stares back

hometoursandotherstuff

were--ralph

Tweet of the year

liberalsarecool

Either way, we win.

gummybearattacktheworldofdespair

therustyskull

@ralfmaximus Showers that will kill you

ralfmaximus

Holy shit I thought this was a Sims bit or someone playing with CAD software, but the last few seconds knocked me out

batbetbitbotbut

@thebibliosphere I'm pretty sure you are the appropriate recipient for other people's terrifying home renovation choices

junewild

incredible innovations on the beverage front

no-ones-stupid-gallery

Walrus With Ivory Tusks, c. 1950. Inuit Culture. Stone, Ivory and Pigment. 8,3 cm x 17,8 cm x 13,3 cm.

sufjansjoy

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

sufjansjoy

wow

nonlynear

my high horse is actually awesome and fast like the wind

blckgirlacid

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

prokopetz

The difference between Tumblr and Bluesky is that both will hit you with robot skeletons as a hear-me-out, but on Bluesky the debate is mainly about whether robot skeletons are fuckable, like, in principle, while on Tumblr the fuckability of robot skeletons is taken as given and we're merely dickering over which specific robot skeleton is the most fuckable.

academic-vampire

𝔯𝔢𝔴𝔦𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔬 𝔰𝔬𝔪𝔢𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔰𝔴𝔢𝔢𝔱𝔢𝔯

certified-cervid

Collecting kitty orbs increases your meow score

enki2

dunmertitty

i get that’s it’s not always obvious when i’m on my lunch but you’d think people would notice not to bother me when i’m hunched over eating a vegetarian burger like that bitch eating his son