A sciencier squid for a better tomorrow

Attempting to tame me is folly. Looking to make friends. Probably not helping my case by making statements like "attempting to tame me is folly". 27f, She/her, 2011 tumblr energy.

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My favourite thing to do when I'm down is to go to the Tally Hall wiki, because it's full of pages insinuating that being "yellow tied keyboardist" is the greatest achievement in the life of a dude who is now a neurosurgeon.

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Making terribly photoshopped memes about 8 year old games that I never played besides watching a lets play of the first episode, what’s going on in your life? 

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No disrespect intended to Richard Madden, I just have worms in my brain and a 7 year old’s photoshop skills. 

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I don't need to be fucking called out like this.

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I have created a nightmare. I love her.

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What horrors man will create. 

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Go onto Facebook for the first time in years, get hit with this. 

Always glad to be reaffirmed in my decision to stop using Facebook. 

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Calling you out Pennywise, the Gloamgloazer is the scarier shapeshifter. 

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I love photoshop because it enables my terrible ideas even now, when I suck at it. I cannot even begin to imagine the shitposts I will be able to produce when I’m sort of good at it. 

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Learning Photoshop, created Scott Sumerian. 

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I also considered “two children want to look at airship” and “co-workers get married and have adorable son” for the little domino.

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I do not apologise for speaking truths. 

So they're finally here, performing for you, If you know the words, you can join in too, Put your hands together, if you want to clap, As we take you through, this monkey rap!

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I cannot interfere.

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I enjoy Tv Tropes, because sometimes you’ll be browsing the Headscratchers section for the Jaws franchise while procrastinating on your work and you’ll find some guy positing that the shark was possessed by Satan. 

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Gonna tell my kids that this is Fred and George Weasley

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Random question, but anyone have any tips for making a marionette? I was planning to use papier mache and wire, but that can change if it’ll explode.  

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This is based on a dream I had. I will not explain, elaborate or elucidate.