Fandoms? Fandoms.

Maybe fandoms will be our always

[just-shower-thoughts]

Wearing dark sun glasses to the beach is like being in incognito mode in real life.

[superlockedpotterhead]

me: so do you play the sims?

date: no, it's a bit childish don't you think?

me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: floopwa zacho sanma co voozoo opan

[moonranger]

Patrick: [standing in a crowded room] “Crap I lost Pete”

Patrick: [cannot find Pete for several minutes] “Welp, drastic times call for drastic measures”

Patrick: [shouts] “PATRICK STUMP SUCKS!”

Pete: [jumps up out of the crowd like a fish with a scowl] “What the FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?!”

Patrick: [sighs] “Oh, there he is.”

[5sos]

We have a new album !!!! So excited to finally tell you SOUNDS GOOD FEELS GOOD is released everywhere on October 23rd and you can pre-order a copy from midnight tomorrow night wherever you are.. Anyone who pre-orders gets to download a new track ‘Fly Away’ straightaway. SO excited for you to hear more of the new music

[thecommonchick]

Me when I’m in public and I hear my favorite song 

[charlesoberonn]

And you say I am nothing but alfredo

cuz you think that you’ve seen what i’m made of

I am even more than ingredients

The recipe they make up is what I am

I am their texture

I am their flavor

I am aromafication

[wrecklace-blog]

and i mean everyone

everybody who reblogs this will receive a short little bio about them from the story their blog tells, you don’t have to be following me. 

[winstonpaul]

[superlockedpotterhead]

Honesty Hour, Ask me anything! Nothing will go unanswered

[shit-meme]

i like how just from a single selfie and tweet, the phandom figured out where they are, got pictures of the restaurant, and found out about the 3 month advanced reservation all in only one hour, i swear to god we do a better job investigating than the fbi

[bedussey]

Imagine if fob fans were as fake deep as 21p fans like “I think Patrick always wearing a hat symbolizes the safety blankets we carry with us into adulthood” “Pete subconsciously grabbing his crotch on stage symbolizes that life fucks us all”

[cispeopletexting]

PSA totally irrelevant to this blog

I’ve noticed that Minion bath products are a thing, and that many of them are banana-scented.

The fragrance used to impart a banana scent is called isoamyl acetate. Isoamyl acetate is also an alarm pheromone in bees. It’s released when a bee stings something/someone, prompting other bees to sting the same target.

The Minion shampoo has mysteriously infiltrated my house, and my youngest sibling (the only one who uses it) has not been stung since its appearance, but I wouldn’t count on anecdotal evidence…

If you have an allergy to bee stings, I strongly recommend choosing a different scent.

[superlockedpotterhead]

rxbidus minions are actually evil

[dracosmalfovs]

once in the fifth grade this kid called me a homo and i thought it meant homeless and i was so confused i said ‘jeremy you’ve been to my house’ 

[alittlepieceoffuck]

[goneg0-deactivated20230705]

[animatedtext]

[superlockedpotterhead]

Baby: I… I…

Mom: *gasp* your first word!

Baby: I-I-I…

Mom: I love you? Are you trying to say I love you?

Baby: Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See it doesn’t make sense. And cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies. And you are sad that you have no friends.

[troyemunchkins]

I CAN’T

[earlsgrey]

god is dead and we killed him

[emzbratz-deactivated20220123]

I FOUND IT AGAIN! IT’S BACK!!!