offensive

[hab1bi-deactivated20180612]

[daingertmadelyn-deactivated2025]

[shingekinobakka]

@google: how does one turn their emotions off

[punkmineral-deactivated20130829]

omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this

[gamecubist]

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[pau1y]

One entire row of ‘f’s takes 10 seconds to type. There are 45 lines per page, so you take 450 seconds per page. You claim to have typed 184 pages, which would take a total of 82800 seconds, or exactly 23 hours. You are a liar

[mahnkee]

[victoriaringsinyourears]

You forgot that she was holding down the key. This accelerates the rate at which the f’s appear; once the ‘f’s appear at a rapid rate, it’s about 3.4 seconds per line. Also, 45 lines per page is generous - I counted and given that the page is Times New Roman, 12pt font, it’s about 41 lines. 

This means that it’s 139.4 seconds per page, times 184 is 25649.6 seconds, and that rounds out to about 7.1 hours, or 7 hours 7 minutes. 

It’s perfectly reasonable for her to have slept!

[homebeccer]

[yungmeme]

what snapchat has caused

[onlytwitterpics]

[firedrill]

[bel0ve]

LMAO

[dapenguinninja]

this is new level of introvertness

[long-lost-me-deactivated2015100]

I should do this

[rpgsoda-deactivated20160418]

Bless

[drakesbm-deactivated20160820]

Genius.

[amenfashions]

[fandomanon]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

what if poop had little arms so it could help push itself out of your butt and then wave goodbye as you flushed it down the toilet

[blacktinabelcher]

[tayrco]

[kumagawa]

[loonaposting]

crushes are terrible

[alpha-toothless]

[techtvhottie]

[mythrussy-deactivated20221011]

I love Lana Del Rey

[jluo-deactivated20161005]

[acidic-pancakes]

why was shit barely blurred out

[supposeyourself-deactivated2014]

obama care. obama gently kiss your forehead. obama love

[contrabasse]

are you kidding, i love classical music. my favorite composers are bach, mozart, and *looks at smudged writing on hand* beef oven

[gifmovie]

[onlinehomo-deactivated20161221]

sry mom