Egg nog™

denny's would be short for denjamin's but I'm a feminist so it's short for dennifer's

[neverwonderneverremember]

[seatrench]

New Zealand Longfin Eel

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[hydemind]

I really felt this tag

[funnelcloudd]

Heard a zoomer say “low key” irl the other week and had an anthropological moment like “ah, so it’s the equivalent to the millennial ‘literally’. Fascinating.”

[funnelcloudd]

Like where this person said “No but low key you can just do ____.” I would have said “No but literally” etc etc. Both of these linguistic quirks irritate my mother.

[dykescully]

me trying to remember what newfoundlands are called earlier: big dog he's an island

[dykescully]

big dog he's an island :)

[crazy-brazilian]

[beadyeyes]

[calebwittebane]

but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle

[calebwittebane]

thats probably it...

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

there is no way i just got a genuine Basement Prisoner offer

[dogpuppy]

He is my princess diana

[butch-king-frankenstein]

Putting the term "male gaze" on top of the fridge until everyone remembers that it refers to a cinematographic trend and not the act of looking at things while being a man

[assaultmystic-archive]

reaching up to get it off of the fridge and the big tshirt im wearing as pyjamas rides up and the reader sees my panties

[beemovieerotica]

tumblr user 1: you guys should drink more plain water, it's good for you

tumblr user 2: actually you can drink whatever you want all the time

tumblr user 3: yee and water is icky :(

tumblr user 4: I literally can't drink plain water as I'll instantly start throwing up, some people's bodies simply can't process it, you can't make blanket statements about what's good or not good for someone else's digestive system

tumblr user 5: ooouugh.. tony the tiger hairy armpits 😩

[stupidpetface]

[aesths-deactivated20220604]

[crazy-brazilian]

[csny]

eastcoast: we hate our city and it makes us feel bad. but we like feeling bad

west coat: we hate our city and it makes us feel good

chicago: we love our city

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[maze-on-jars]

[dotty-literati]

the big mamdani

[dotty-literati]