IT'S A-MARIO!

*mario theme song*

[granolasister]

[foxmulders]

seeing your mutuals post but not being able to reply 

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

*baby starts crying at 3am*

Wife [sleepily]: your turn

Me: ugh… fine

Me: *starts crying*

[supermario-bros]

at the ER

dad: doc u gotta help me my son is sick

doc: *takes his temperature* he has a fever of 420°!! what did you do!!!

dad: *looks at camera sincerely* he copped my mixtape

[therelatableimages]

[vorto-deactivated20151210]

person: what’s your tumblr

me, visibly scrolling thru my dash: I don’t know what tumblr is

[zendayac-news]

[claybabay]

NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE

NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR MONEY

WAHT

WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM

[littlereasonstosmile]

[vampirevvekend-deactivated20190]

one time at h&m i thought a guy was a mannequin so i started feeling the material of his coat and i screamed when he moved and we were both really freaked out

[lavagoth]

[translyvanianightmare-deactivat]

[slickurl]

[boysnsperrys]

Some dude doing a walk of shame with his loafers apparently. (No, seriously.)

[petitetiaras]

[peegaw]

[cherylblossom]

“I have never lost a friend. In this difficult time, I am leaning on all of the wonderful memories we shared with Cory, how many ways he was able to make us smile.

Glee was a gift to all of us. It gave us a family in this industry. We really cut our teeth and grew up on this show. In playing underdogs, we learned that we had dug into the hearts of our viewers and that we could stay there.

Cory is so deserving of that place in everyone’s hearts. He was one of the most generous and kind people that I have ever met. He had a smart, curious mind, he was an enormous talent. He was loving to not only me, but my family.

My heart goes out to his family, to Lea, to everyone that is struggling with the loss of our friend. We will miss you, Cory. We will always carry a piece of you with us.”

— Dianna Agron (x)