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mulder: there was alien residue on your fries so i ate all of them to protect you

scully: mulder

mulder: i’m always looking out for you. i never expected we’d work so well together…. but…. i mean. what a pair. what a funny pair we are, scully

#all timer

In the spirit of the anons of ages past, have a little bit of Contact High:

Mulder and Scully on an emerald lawn near The Mall. Weeks of rain and then this day of impossible sunlight, into which they emerge at lunchtime, squinting like subterranean creatures. Lunch on the grass, wind and sun, cherry trees in bloom, fountains rippling, and then Scully eases down on her back and falls asleep, her face in the shadow of his body.

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!

#everyone get more send me penumbra NOW

katebeckets

idiots (affectionate)・[79/?] ⤷ 3.22 — “Quagmire”

#calling my partnerlover by my father’s name 😃

should I leave behind a promising career in fuckall to follow some guy on a quest to solve the fuckall conspiracy

msrlibrary

contact high by penumbra

Having kissed Mulder, she waits for the world to end, waits with a tremulous smile and her hands on his knees.

No one has ever remotely stirred her as Mulder does with his long, warm body and the mischief and grief in his eyes, his uneasy quiescence, his loneliness, his tenderness, his rage. There have been times she’s wanted to kiss the worry out of his face, take him home to her bed and make him forget the ferment of the world. There have been times she’s wanted to do all that right there in the office, or the car, or where ever they happen to be. There have been times when she’s thought she should quit her job and leave before association with him removes the last vestiges of her sanity. Then he does something Mulderish - throws her his reynard grin, offers her Pez, saves her life; and she’s back in the bittersweet thrall of his spooky, imbroglio world.

#The bittersweet thrall of his spooky imbroglio world - and other clauses to never recover from

mulder what if we’re being digested. right now

#best show ever alert

if Mulder’s too right he gets freaked out and sad cuz if he’s right Scully’s wrong which is sad for Scully meanwhile if Scully is too right MULDER DIES! HE DIES IN RITUAL MURDER!

field trip so funny bc mulder is doing puff the magic dragon w a grey alien (wrecked bc scully isn’t there to be kinda a downer btw). meantime scully is in the Worst Day of Her Life 300000 Simulator. and that’s on shrooms

#she had a BAD TRIP!!!!!#**SHROOMS

foxmulders

Remember when mike flanagan changed the last lines of haunting of hill house from “whatever walked there, walked alone” (deranged, gorgeous, suggestive of a solitude so complete it’s like a companionship) to “whatever walked there, walked together” (stupid, grammatically awkward, hallmark channel original) and we let him live to tell the tale #throwingup #vomit #blood #killmike #prodeathpenalty #mikeflanagandeath

#idk maybe I went too easy on him

Hope you feel better soon!! <3

thank u! bitching and moaning has always helped so i’m sure I’m on the up & up

really miserable week of being sick for what feels like the hundredth time this summer but at least it means that tonight all of my friends can go to a gathering I planned without me

#YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY