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if the damn daniel cannot break the eggs shell it will die without being born. We are the damn daniel. The world is our egg. If we don't crack the worlds shell we will die without being born. Smash the worlds shell! Lay 1000 damn daniel eggs!!!

thwrangis

now drop and gimme twenty damn daniels

cryptotheism

Top Jobs of 1530:

False Lutheran

Guy who sells Lutheran corpses to doctors

Landsknecht

Starving on a caravel

Guy who knows the emperor

Sex Priest

bgm05

i think the angriest ive ever made someone on reddit was when they used an emoji while arguing and i said "What is this tiny yellow picture"

delmondo

let the chips fall where they may

condensedmatters

The dealer and the player....

dailyfoodlovers

Breakfast Should Refresh You

Lunch Should Encourage You

Dinner Should Challenge You

Supper Should Make You Wonder

pjackk

The crazy part about pain is that it actually hurts alot

pjackk

U may thinks its just bad dream but when im hit i really scream

catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241

unification

you can access a different mode by washing your hair

petscop

saw someone say "if i didn't know better i'd think [the missing submarine case] was just viral marketing for markipler's iron lung" ajnd was briefly captivated by this world where markiplier sends 5 billionaires to their deaths to promote his movie

sleaterkinneycomments

treecitysessions

auspex

I bet it feels good as hell to loosen your tie 👔 yell 🗣"I QUIT!" 🚫‼️ throw up a flurry of papers 📃 and storm out the tall gray building 🏢 with a little box 📦 of your stuff including a cord dragging behind you and a small Plant 🪴 never to return 🥰

cultstatus

you can search anything on here and get completely unrelated x reader fanfics. you could search up rainbow trout and it would only take a few scrolls before you hit the Jung Kook BTS x f!reader exhibitionist kink fic

sarcastictexas

So, my iPod does this fucking genius factory thing where it forgets which artwork goes with which album and it makes guesses. Because it’s pretty sure I won’t notice.