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I'm a somewhat popular small YouTuber who makes silly videos and stuff, and I write really bad novels. Not sure how you got here, but listen up! I don't even know what I am doing here, please help.

[nihilistmagpie-deactivated20211]

[airmetsierra]

when someone asks me about my plans for the future

[games-frontier]

Source

[mcavoy]

Thor Ragnarok dir. Taika Waititi 

[pankhearst]

the muppets, 1x01: “Pig Girls Don’t Cry.”

[graphitetroll]

Why did they make me watch Fozzy Bear experience a micro aggression

[gojiro]

Fun Vampire Fact; the reason that Vampires traditionally cannot see their reflections in a mirror is because mirrors used to be backed with a reflective layer of silver — which, as the metal of purity, would not ‘interact’ with Vampires, who are the Devil’s work.

However, modern mirrors have used aluminum as their reflective backing for many years now — and aluminum is not a ‘picky’ metal at all. So Vampires are able to see their reflections in modern mirrors.

[roseate-rein]

All I can think about is a vampire used to not seeing their reflection in mirrors for centuries, and one day they are just walking along and unknowingly pass a mirror backed with aluminum and THEY NEARLY SHIT THEMSELVES.

[skysinger-musings]

[ectoimp]

And film was exposed using silver in the emulsion fluid for old photographs. But with more advanced photographic technology and things like digital cameras theres no need to use silver in the printing process.

I can imagine old vampires being super into selfies because they never got to keep pictures of themselves before.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[supermilkbox]

Batman: The Enemy Within - Episode 4 | All DEATH SCENES

Batman: The Enemy Within - Episode 4 | ALL DEATH SCENES A death scene compilation of all the deaths, quick time event deaths and quick time event fails in Ba...

[supermilkbox]

Batman The Enemy Within Episode 4 ALL ENDINGS | What Ails You

Batman The Enemy Within Episode 4 All Endings | What Ails You A compilation of the good and bad ending to Batman The Enemy Within Episode 4 What Ails you? I ...

[stephanos-spaceopera]

De-evolution

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

RORY WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU

[salancholy-deactivated20201117]

HOW DO YOU GET WORSE

[johnpixelprince-deactivated2021]

Ay Dios Mio you poor child :<

[pochowek]

the internet has redefined cringe for me from “the general feeling when you suck air through your clenched teeth and veins on your neck pop up” to “feeling second hand embarrassment because someone is being stupid on the internet” so this didnt make sense to me at all

[thecybersmith]

Regarding the original image…

the Vietcong were evil, and anyone who tries to simplify the Vietnam War to an act of immoral aggression by the USA is ignorant at best.

The destruction of all Communist societies is a moral imperative.

[pochowek]

oh fuck cringe

[thenatsdorf]

If giraffes were round. [full video]

[thegmsighs]

know the difference

It has come to my attention that many people mistake wyverns for dragons, so here’s a post to help you remember

Dragon: 4 legs, 2 wings

Wyvern: 2 legs, 2 wings

Drake: 4 legs, flightless

Wyrms: long snake like body with no appendages, can also appear as a traditional Chinese dragon with 4. Legs and no wings yet can fly

Amphithere: 0 legs 2 wings, can be feathered

Lindwurms: 2 legs, 0 wings, long body

Luck dragon: 4 legs, no wings, can fly, long body, furry with dog like face

Komodo dragon: 4 legs, no wings, real

Bearded dragon: 4 legs, 0 wings, often kept as pets

[kick-my-ass-for-free]

as a person passionate as fuck about dragons, i stand by this post

please understand

[lombiegee]

@takoush

[sailorpandabear]

O.O COOL

[namfondok-deactivated20201210]

let me be your d.va headcanon 🐰

[sixpenceee]

Probably the scariest pumpkin carving you’ll see this Halloween. 

[vexeris]

Gonna give me nightmares

[tastefullyoffensive]

Happy as a dog in a donut. (via briellewestwood)

[meme-fire]