*The GM sighs*

A blog descripting some of the greatest and funniest moments of my casual ttrpg adventures, including the many, many times my party go way off story, but what can you expect, enjoy or ignore, and feel free to send messages, questions and/or requests

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GM: you search the crew logs and find the most recent entry Pilot: are they dated? Soldier: no they're pretty modern *the GM sighs*

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GM: so after a few hours of psychological torture

Gunslinger: psychological WARFARE!

GM: whatever you say...

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And just where are we going to find and ETHICALLY SOURCED baby skull?

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Gunslinger: I dunno, I lost a perfectly good cloak last time

Fire Cleric: I'm sorry! I sneezed alright!

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"Is that what we're doing now? we're roleplaying our characters therapy session!?"

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"so, what have you got planned for next session?"

GM:

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Pilot: stop struggling I'm trying to stop the bleeding

NPC: you stuck your finger in my bullet wound!

Player: if I were evil I'd finger him again

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speaking from experience

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Helm of refreshment

Up to two doses of potions can be loaded into the helm allowing the wearer to take them without the need to spend actions preparing them

stick a couple of healing potions in, stick it onto the barbarian and away we go

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Jin: I'm still in my pyjamas yes

GM: so you're in your JIN-Jams :D

*the party sighs*

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The ideal party composition is; perfect one, brooding bad boy, clown, girl and Scotsman

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wish list

Jin: I'm going to close my eyes and press the screen randomly and check out ONE thing from her list

Rin: can you imagine if he hit "select all"

GM: I'd give you a fate point if you do that

Jin: ...I'll give YOU a fate point NOT to do that

GM: okay...so you buy her a desert eagle

Jin: I bought my little sister a gun!?

GM: no you've bought your little sister a large bird of prey

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Rin: yeah captain I should tell you a bunch of cars just pulled up and some men in black looking creeps are coming to kidnap Guy.

Jin: don't worry I'll take care of it...Muuuuum!

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captain's day off

Guy: captain I have urgent news there's...why are you in pyjamas it's 3pm?

Jin: I'm on holiday remember

Guy: why are you wearing three onesies?

Jin: again. holiday.

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good boy?

Guy: this dog seems ill equipped for combat, what is it's purpose?

Rin: it's a Shiba it's a therapy dog

Guy: it is meant to calm you?

GM: guy you look into it's eyes and you sense murderous rage

Guy: I don't think it's working...

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it's my emotional support Tamagotchi

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Make it easier to distinguish between in-character and out-of-character comments by doing all IC dialogue 3 inches from the GM's Face.

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