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"not all who mcfreakin wander are mcfreakin lost."

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Touya waited all of five seconds, waiting for some kind of clincher or explanation before responding around his smoothie’s straw. Yes, a smoothie in below freezing weather.

“Are you having a fucking stroke?”

#yobakuu #{(yato probably brings in a lot of strays to the pet shelter so they're acquaintances.)}#ss meme; touya #byngee-gum

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‘ my kink is getting some fuckin sleep. ’ ‘ omg here goes your lil crybaby ass. ’ ‘ the beatles wouldn’t even fucking exist if big time rush hadn’t paved the path for them so shut the fuck up. ’ ‘ don’t start buddy. don’t you dare. ’ ‘ gay rights? true, as a gay, i am always right. ’ ‘ not to vent, but: fuck. ’ ‘ the worst pain is to make small talk with someone you once told everything to. ’ ‘ i think i accidentally break my own heart a lot. ’ ‘ sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful. ’ ‘ i want to kiss you in a way that makes you not want to kiss anyone else ever again. ’ ‘ shout out to the people who are still friends with me even though i’m a fucking idiot. ’ ‘ it’s safe to assume that at any given moment i want to go back to bed. ’ ‘ i’m a big fan of anything that will help me chill the fuck out. ’ ‘ i don’t go through people’s pictures on their phone cause i wasn’t raised in the jungle. ’ ‘ i think we, as a people, just need to have a glass of water. ’ ‘ i don’t have enough black clothes. ’ ‘ sweetie, i could sleep for ten years and i’d still be tired. ’ ‘ i would sleep so much better with your arms wrapped around me. ’ ‘ me??? tired??? sleepy??? yes, constantly. ’ ‘ i’m pb&j – petty, bitter, and jealous. ’ ‘ the fact that sloths aren’t extinct somehow proves that if you go at your own pace and mind your own fucking business you too can succeed. ’ ‘ i wish i could be the person i want to be, but i’m too tired. ’ ‘ i always look sleep deprived. is that hot? ’ ‘ just because there’s always room for improvement doesn’t mean you’ll never be good enough. ’ ‘ my heart is a soft and sensitive mess. ’ ‘ all i want is a big garden and no responsibilities. ’ ‘ honestly someone not liking beyonce is a deal breaker and not for any political reasons, but just like you’re probably, definitely really boring. ’ ‘ hey guys, i’m a huge fan of genuine love and affection. ’ ‘ now i’m falling asleep and she’s calling a crab and he’s having a smoke and she’s kissing the crab. ’ ‘ i’ve been ever since i heard ‘lonely’ by akon at 9 years-old. ’ ‘ my new years resolution is to stop. ’ ‘ i’m irritated cause i’m not lovable in a romantic soulmate way. ’ ‘ i hate knowing that people that ruined parts of me still live and function like nothing ever happened. ’ ‘ i know i’m cute, but you can remind me. ’ ‘ hey, just wondering, but are you fucking kidding me???? ’ ‘ i can’t wait to be in love with someone who is also deepfuck in love with me and we love each other forever n’ ever. ’ ‘ me? clingy? yes. please don’t leave me. ’ ‘ girlfriend application compatibility question: do you keep your depression pile on the bed or on the floor? ’ ‘ anything heart shaped is automatically 200% better. this is a fact. ’ ‘ today’s agenda: screaming into the abyss. ’ ‘ going from ‘today is a good day’ to ‘i hate my life’ takes me approximately 2.6 seconds. ’ ‘ everyone needs to wash their face and go to bed. ’ ‘ i’m worth so much more than the ways i’ve been treated. ’ ‘ hey, can i claim you guys as dependents on my taxes? ’ ‘ i really just ignore phone calls. like leave a message. i don’t check those either but like ’ ‘ i honestly just want to pack my bags and go travel the world and see and explore everything possible. ’ ‘ remember being little and thinking dandelions were fun or a pretty color or something and every adult in an 80 mile radius wouldn’t let you say that without screaming IT’S A WEED. ’ ‘ why did we just accept catdog? ’ ‘ my ‘stay in bed all day’ game’s too strong. ’ ‘ you deserve to be loved without having to hide the parts of yourself that you think are unlovable. ’ ‘ i always forget that i literally don’t owe anyone anything! ’ ‘ i wonder what it feels like to know what the fuck is going on. ’ ‘ honestly… us girls? us women? we always out here, knowin. ’ ‘ would an alien think i’m pretty? ’ ‘ i love boys, but only as a concept. ’ ‘ why do parents get mad when you sleep in all day? like i’m staying out of trouble and i’m not spending your money like what’s the issue here???? ’ ‘ i identify as an inconvenience to the world. ’ ‘ i seriously regret telling anyone, anything, ever lmao ’ ‘ dating me is like dating a five year-old. i need all of your attention and i’m cranky if i haven’t had a nap. ’ ‘ i’m literally tired of myself. ’ ‘ don’t introduce me to ur parents unless you plan on marrying me because they’re going to love me and ask about me for the rest of your life lol ’ ‘ what the hell is a straight person? only straight thing i know about is the edge of my beloved sword. ’ ‘ i highly recommend never having feelings. ’ ‘ self care is going into a cornfield at night to get abducted by aliens. ’ ‘ staying up late with another human is such a weird thing like you get this special bond and a what-is-this feeling ’ ‘ do u ever feel like ur not even friends with ur friends? ’ ‘ um no offense but whom’st’ve going to loveth me? ’ ‘ date a girl who fucks everything up. ’ ‘ not all who mcfreakin wander are mcfreakin lost. ’ ‘ i may legally be an adult but don’t be fooled. i have no idea what i’m doing. ’ ‘ a fun and interesting fact about me is that i’m a fucking idiot. ’ ‘ you can start again anytime! ’ ‘ all you can do is learn your lesson. there’s no point in wishing you had did differently. the past is the past. ’ ‘ i can’t believe an angel like me has to suffer so much. ’ ‘ you’re all so obsessed with love and being loved. what about just going to sleep? ’ ‘ i’m smart, but i do dumb shit anyway. ’ ‘ tbh i never deal with my emotions. i just let them ravage my body and then go to bed and then i wake up and do it all over again. ’ ‘ first of all: i don’t know shit, so jot that down. ’ ‘ i’ll just ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ my way through life. ’ ‘ i’m tired of things costing money. ’ ‘ don’t you hate it when you’re dead inside and run out of apps to refresh? ’ ‘ who cares? do better, move on. ’ ‘ i don’t need a significant other. just a significant income. ’ ‘ appreciation for everyone who’s ever talked to me bc i’m annoying and dumb. ’ ‘ thnks fr th mntl llnss. ’ ‘ what hasn’t killed me has just made me overly sensitive and defensive. ’ ‘ i don’t know shit ya’ll!!!!! i’m just out here. ’ ‘ binge-watching is great until you run out of the show and have to start watching it weekly like some sort of medieval peasant. ’ ‘ i’m in the wrong realm and i think everyone can tell. ’ ‘ this might come as a shock but I’m Not Feelin too good my dudes. ’ ‘ i’m alive, but only ironically. ’ ‘ there she goes again being over dramatic and by she, i mean me. ’ ‘ do you ever feel like have tried Too Hard to a friend and now you have become That Obnoxious Weirdo? ’ ‘ lgbt: lasagna! garfield’s beloved treat. ’ ‘ my favorite phrase in the english language is ‘i shit you not.’ ’ ‘ i’m a real boring bitch! a snoozer! ’ ‘ i honestly look so good lounging in an oversized t-shirt and no pants. when will someone experience the blessing of domestic living w/ me? ’ ‘ you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly. ’ ‘ you son of a mumford! ’ ‘ hi, i’m here to ruin everything. ’ ‘ you can tell a lot about a person by looking at their hands. for example, if it’s a skeleton hand then they’re dead. ’ ‘ the year is 2020 and i am found guilty of treason against the united states for vague blogging that i hate someone and donald trump thought it was about him. ’ ‘ everybody calm down, we’re going to be fine! :))) we’ve weathered worse than this! :) :) :) :) really all this panic just seems like a huge overreaction imho ’ ‘ no beta readers. we publish our crap writing like men. ’ ‘ i need $$$$$ not feelings. ’ ‘ ‘idk imma see’ = i ain’t coming, never was coming, never considered it, never gave it a single thought, only remembered cause you asked again. ’ ‘ oops, i don’t care lol ’ ‘ why girls always crop the halo out of their selfies? stop being so modest. we know the truth. ’ ‘ maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this, ’ ‘ i always get told i look like a bitch bc i’m always glaring while i walk, but i’m not glaring, i’m squinting. i have sensitive eyes. they’re watering. ’ ‘ concept: it’s 3 am. candle lit room. a record is spinning. you’re kissing me. we have no worries in the world. we’re warm and content. ’ ‘ i need to go into the forest and scream for an hour and a half. ’ ‘ pls kill all men who yell at girls from cars. ’ ‘ life really isn’t what i expected it to be. less quicksand. almost no quicksand to be honest. lots of metaphorical quicksand tho. ’ ‘ i have a question for u: like are u done… like is it over? ’ ‘ we all have that one person who ruins your day by being alive. ’ ‘ we all have that one person who ruins your day by being alive. for me, it’s myself. ’ ‘ whenever i see police i always try not to act suspicious and fail internally even though i never did anything wrong. ’ ‘ new years resolution: less bitter, more glitter. ’

#fh meme #2/3 #{(applies to all my bbys)}#{(all se7en of them)}

featan:

Feitan for the first time in five minutes looked at the teen and actually studied that he looked like. Since the other had his chance to stare, Feitan probably could too. Not like he wouldn’t even if he was told not to though. And he did, with his steel eyes Feitan stared at the other and appreciated his looks.

What Feitan didn’t really appreciate though what the whole ‘sir’ thing. This wasn’t a BDSM session and he wasn’t that old was he? No, Feitan knew he didn’t look old enough to be even close to sir and so he took full offense to it and decided that he would ‘punish’ the teen.

So what did Feitan do? He totally tried kicking him. His heeled feet went straight for where the teen’s calf would probably be in a swing that would presumably leave some sort of mark if not a bruise.

The hairs on the back of Touya’s neck stood up and he now had to make a conscious effort to keep his eyes on his book because if he looked up before the staring stopped he’d be caught.

Hey, wait, maybe he should call this guy out? After all, it was this stranger who directly stated that staring was bad and Touya had apologized... but now he was receiving a taste of his own medicine!

He braced himself.

“Aha, I thought you s- !?!?”

What the hell was that? Actually, he’d grown up with a girl so close that she might as well have been his older sister, he knew exactly what that feeling was... this guy had just kicked him!

Manners and nervous mannerisms were completely totaled in favor of staring back at this guy in unimpressed disbelief. At least Touya hadn’t yelped.

#featan #feitan & touya; 1 #[imo this is fucking hilarious. subtle humor.]

featan:

Feitan watched as the teen sat down but quickly switched back to reading his documents. He thought that he could ignore the teen but apparently not because Feitan could just feel the other staring at him. Normally this wouldn’t bother him but right now he needed full concentration and the feeling of eyes on him was making Feitan just a tad bit uncomfortable.

With a small motion, he turned the page over to read the back and then with no pause, Feitan started to speak. “It’s very rude to stare.” Feitan’s gaze stayed locked on the page as he spoke and only broke to take another sip of his coffee.

Crap, he’d been caught... not that he’d been very subtle to begin with. Touya was especially emotionally dead this morning, too, which didn’t help things very much at all... that is to say, it was hindering his cognitive response speed.

“S... sorry, sir.” Why the sir? Inwardly he cursed himself; it wasn’t like this was a formal meetup or a lecture. There was no need for that level of stiffness and yet, it felt almost dangerous to not say something along the lines of ‘sir’ or ‘mister’.

Realizing that he was still staring despite apologizing, Touya quickly directed his attention to his ice-cold coffee and took a sip, grimacing helplessly at the first overly flavorful taste but aiming for being able to just chug it in one go, in time.

He opened up his book, too, because if he was going to observe the specimen across from him he might as well put a little more effort in being a creepy teen.

#feitan & touya; 1

eaglewonderboy:

{Starter for @supernerd-touya !}

“…You would think they would do something about it by now.”

Oh, there they were again, the resounding booms and distant chatter that refused to let Tsubasa get a good night’s slumber. Just another night in Solaris University, in the Aurora district that never liked to turn off its lights for a single night and just let its inhabitants rest.

Honestly, he was half expecting his dorm to be empty tonight; students who stayed in like him were a rare breed. But… the presence of his roommate was a welcome surprise.

Leaning in his desk chair, Tsubasa pulled out one of the drawers and presented a small, open plastic package of neon orange earplugs.

“Need some?”

Touya had long since given up trying to dampen the noise through different methods, such as; a pillow, a pile of uncomfortable blankets, and several stacked hats. Now he had resigned himself to the couch with only a book and a blanket.

He let out a gentle scoff at his roommate's inquiry and then made an undefined noise; not because he was trying to be rude of dismissive but because he had no idea what to say about the whole matter, as tired and annoyed as he was.

There wasn’t really much he could say or do about the noise except hope that he had enough strong coffee to muscle his way through classes the next morning.

In silent acceptance, the brunet plucked the offered earplugs out of his roommate's dark hand, wrinkling his nose at the loud color, and then looking up at him with a cocked head.

“Do these even work? Excuse me if I sound ungrateful, I’m just...” After all the insufferable noise and the slow build of a headache, Touya was quite skeptical at the early hour.

#tsubasa & touya; 1 #eaglewonderboy #[i feel like i dissassociated through half of this reply]

grotesque-executioner:

Today was an actual living hell for Feitan. Waking up early was something he was neutral about but going out in a suit to the courts for his errands was not. It was unusual for Feitan to actually have to steal files for his work. Usually, he had Shal just crack into the online versions but not that Shal was gone? Yeah, not a good thing for Feitan.

So now here he was in some coffee shop with his job finished in the most successful way it could be done. It was nice though if Feitan was going be honest, the coffee was particularly flavorful and not pumped full of sugar that made his teeth hurt.

When the voice broke his concentration Feitan was ten seconds from strangling someone. It wasn’t the best idea to bother Fei when he was in the middle of getting ready for a future job. Luckily he was able to gain back his concentration and a useless slaughter could be avoided.

His surprisingly long fingers made a hand motion in silence that could be seen as either a “go-ahead” or “no” depending on how one was to interpret it. His other hand grabbed the coffee cup that was probably cold by now and took a sip, eyes never leaving the files he had just recently stolen.

Fuck, that was not helpful for Touya. This guy was like a living brick wall with black and red (because goth) and sharp eyes that felt like knives on - wait, no, they just felt like knives directed in the brunet’s general direction.

It wasn’t a straight up no, though, and so the thoroughly exhausted and determined older teen plopped down with his overpriced drink and severely overpriced textbook.

Despite knowing that in theory, excessive staring was considered rude on all social levels, he couldn’t help but analyze the person sitting across from him with both curiosity and trepidation over the drink freezing the fingerprints right off his fingers.

@featan

#feitan & touya 1; thread #featan #ya's replies #[i had to stop to laugh after writing analyze it's just that kinda night]#[retagged you for notif poiposes]

@grotesque-executioner

One of Touya’s least favorite things had to be unwarranted contact with strangers or strangers trying to talk with him for no reason and yet here he was, contemplating the exact thing he most feared.

Steaming cup of (admittedly flavorful) coffee in hand, a frappuccino unsuited for the chill in the air and the student’s light layers (tank top and light pull-over combo for the win!), he warily approached one of the wider tables in the crowded coffee shop.