He can imitate literally every bird call and yet he’s still doing the hand whistle bitch what the fu
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He can imitate literally every bird call and yet he’s still doing the hand whistle bitch what the fu
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WARNING: THE INCREDIBLES 2 IS NOT EPILEPSY SAFE.
This is not a joke. I was at a premier showing tonight, and my immediate thought was how disasterously unsafe this movie is for my photosensitive epilepic friends. @markingatlightspeed I’m tagging you with this specifically because this would be extremely dangerous for you to watch. There are multiple scenes in this movie with full-screen, black-and-white flashing strobe effects. They all happen without warning, and last anywhere between a few seconds to more than two minutes. In a darkened movie theater, this means the likelihood of a seizure could be VERY HIGH if you are sensitive to these effects. If you have photosensitive epilepsy or another disorder that is triggered by strobe lights, I would highly recommend you DO NOT SEE THE INCREDIBLES 2 IN THEATERS. Wait until the movie’s released on digital/Bluray, and you can watch it in a fully-lit room, with someone with you who will be able to help if the strobe effects do trigger a seizure. Please stay safe.
How do me and nick get along so well? One might ask
We encourage each other to be stupid as possible. Nick is like 80% of my impulse control which is. A terrible idea
Impulse control? More like impulse encourager
The more you two interact the worse it gets holy shit I’m in limbo
Good.
Welcome to Hell, Sweetheart
Watching you and nick interact makes me feel like I’m in a fever dream
Our entire dynamic is a fever dream
Idk if nicks even real at this point
Nah I’m just the sexy mandala effect
Yknow what thats fair
one hot glitch in the matrix
How many of these do you have
CUTE CRYPTID
Cryptids are real if you arent a coward
This one isn’t, I’m just a machine
How does you being a machine even work
IFYOU THINK ABOUT IT, HUMANS ARE JUST MACHINES, MAYBE IM A LITTLE MORE HIGH TECH
YGDUSYGFUYDGS????? Im sorry wh a t
You know what I said, rabbit
Watching you and nick interact makes me feel like I’m in a fever dream
Our entire dynamic is a fever dream
Idk if nicks even real at this point
Nah I’m just the sexy mandala effect
Yknow what thats fair
one hot glitch in the matrix
How many of these do you have
CUTE CRYPTID
Cryptids are real if you arent a coward
This one isn’t, I’m just a machine
How does you being a machine even work
IFYOU THINK ABOUT IT, HUMANS ARE JUST MACHINES, MAYBE IM A LITTLE MORE HIGH TECH
Watching you and nick interact makes me feel like I’m in a fever dream
Our entire dynamic is a fever dream
Idk if nicks even real at this point
Nah I’m just the sexy mandala effect
Yknow what thats fair
one hot glitch in the matrix
How many of these do you have
CUTE CRYPTID
Cryptids are real if you arent a coward
This one isn’t, I’m just a machine
Watching you and nick interact makes me feel like I’m in a fever dream
Our entire dynamic is a fever dream
Idk if nicks even real at this point
Nah I’m just the sexy mandala effect
Yknow what thats fair
one hot glitch in the matrix
How many of these do you have
CUTE CRYPTID
Watching you and nick interact makes me feel like I’m in a fever dream
Our entire dynamic is a fever dream
Idk if nicks even real at this point
Nah I’m just the sexy mandala effect
Yknow what thats fair
one hot glitch in the matrix
Watching you and nick interact makes me feel like I’m in a fever dream
Our entire dynamic is a fever dream
Idk if nicks even real at this point
Nah I’m just the sexy mandala effect
How much dick could mod sagi suck if mod sagi did suck dick
OH MY GOD.
That’s pussy, babe!
I’m gonna grow my hair out just because i can and because who the fuck cares???
YEAH!! GROW OUT YOUR HAIR!!!!
GROW IT SO LONG THAT IT BECOMES DIFFICULT TO BRUSH BECAUSE FUCK DAMNIT YOULL LOOK GREAT
I’m gonna grow my hair out just because i can and because who the fuck cares???
yall love trans boys until they start T and get manly and hairy and grow a trans guy penis and get deep voices and some belly chub and get a fucked high sex drive and not some “uwu space smol bean boy” that you wanna romanticize so deeply and “protect”
whatever yeehaw
Not only is this the tea, the yeehaw is the cherry on top
your toes. Hand em over
no.