May All Your Bacon Burn

Yes I like piña coladas

[willow]

Don’t look at me for longer than 3 seconds

[supersecretsoupgroup-blog]

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.- Bye! Barry, I told you,stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam.- Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel?- A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school,three days high school. Those were awkward.

[supersecretsoupgroup-blog]

Here's the graduate.We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz.- Ow! That's me!

[supersecretsoupgroup-blog]

Hello? - Barry?- Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening?- I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your fatherpaid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited.

[supersecretsoupgroup-blog]

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second.

[supersecretsoupgroup-blog]

Its wings are too small to getits fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't carewhat humans think is impossible.

[supersecretsoupgroup-blog]

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

[dinuguan]

[memegod]

[sharkclasper]

[funny-pictures-uk-deactivated20]

looks like my ride is here

[forestsuggestion-blog]

give the trees names and they will protect you

[hoothoot-remaking-lol]

(approaches random tree) punch that bastard for me, krunglefuck 9600. punch him real good

[bbygrl696969]

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

adulthood is just a never-ending cycle of So You Think You Can Wait Another Day To Do Your Laundry

[jayce]

[babygoatsandfriends]

[romy7]

i wan’t ready

[monsterking-archive-deactivated]

[pakaojawn-blog]

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth