BAD LUCK

Master Joshamee Gibbs indie. selective. sideblog. SLOW. written by alex.

[leadkiss]

disenchantment prompts: season one

[+]  —  feel free to adjust wording, pronouns, etc.

1x01: “A PRINCESS, AN ELF AND A DEMON WALK INTO A BAR”

“I’m actually hoping for death. Thanks, though!“ “I thought that I’d get married for true love or because I was wasted.” “First off, not a ghost. Ghosts are losers that got murdered. I’m a demon.” “Your whining really turns me on.” “I wanna taste something other than sweetness.” “I’d rather die a big death than live a small life.” “You know that little voice in your head that tells you to do the right thing? I’m the guy yelling over it.” “I never said I’m your friend.” “Well, I like war, but I wouldn’t say I love it.” “Times when you really shouldn’t are exactly when you really should.” “I was raised by a pack of drinking buddies and I came out perfect.” “I’m not here to answer cat questions.” “I’ve never had a nightmare. Is this one?” “Cool night air, sky full of stars. This sucks. How much further?” “Hey, he’s making fun of my dreams! That’s what friends do!” “You can sleep down by my feet. I call it the friend zone.” “Pardon my language, but destiny is baloney!”

1x02: “FOR WHOM THE PIG OINKS”

“You don’t scare me. I was born scared!” “Your cruddy life is worth living! And so is mine, if you live.” “I know. It felt weird when I said it.” “I don’t see anyone else storming your castle, princess.” “Uh, you know what? I’m just not comfortable with murder.” “Selfish? Maybe. But cruel? Eh, also maybe.” “I must admit, the quantity blood exceeded my expectations.” “That’s not fair! You’re playing to your strengths and not mine!”

1x03: “THE PRINCESS OF DARKNESS”

“What a naughty night we had.” “May I interest you in a joy ride?” “Get ready. Next week, we’re going to try arson.” “You know they prey on the weak in prison? At least, I intend to.” “I’m kinda scared to try this. Will you peer pressure me?” “That is the most fun I’ve ever had without remembering a single moment of it.” “Trust me! I haven’t led you astray in minutes.” “I guess I’m gonna do this, unless someone talks me out of it.” “If I spend any more time with my family they’re going to start asking me why I’m not married.” “This is not good for my hangover.” “Great, you’re gonna make me be the good guy? Ugh, I hate that.” “Like I said on our first date, nothing could be worse than this.”

1x04: “CASTLE PARTY MASSACRE”

“You doing anything weird in here I said “no” about?” “Just making murder plans with my cat.” “If I find so much as a misplaced hair when I come back, I’ll cut off your arm.” “Dude. Decide what you want, drink ‘til you have the nerve to go for it, then keep drinking so the inevitable rejection doesn’t hurt so bad.” “I didn’t know you were interesting.” “Let’s make this night so legendary they caution children about it.” “I’m gonna march up and say something I’ll have figured out by the time I get there.” “Nice! She drank her way out of depression like a pro.”

1x05: “FASTER, PRINCESS! KILL! KILL!”

“You have got to learn to read the room.” “How dare you bring logic into God’s house?” “You know, I would have left willingly!” “Sorry. I’m done threatening you.” “This ain’t about my impulse control.” “You’re a good-for-nothing, and you’re good at nothing.” “Just remember, this job is easier than it looks.” “Every time I turn my head away, something bad happens.” “I would not kiss me right now.” “If you’re gonna crawl back, can I ride you like a horse?” “Are you crazy or under a curse?” “I’m not sure I can do this. I’ve never killed anyone before. (Who wasn’t trying to kill me first. Or bother me. Or marry me.)” “This is a goddamn solemn occasion so shut the hell up, all right?” “What is wrong with you? It’s like you WANT me to cut your head off.” “Every time that girl gets a little responsibility somebody winds up alive.” “I suck. The only thing I’m good at is sitting on this rock and crying.” “I’m confused. Does he want to die?” “I like this, but as a friend.” “All right, the creepy laughter has to stop before we can have a real conversation.” “You did it. You finally killed someone intentionally. I’m so proud of you.”

1x06: “SWAMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE” 

“It’s drunk and I’m late. We better sneak in quietly.” “Oh floor, you’re always there for me. So supportive. Not like walls and staircases, always getting in my way.” “I’d like to have a role to play in your life. I’m tired of feeling useless.” “You’re a great writer! I read your diary.” “I’ll bring you what you deserve.” “Hey, I’m an enabler. There’s a big difference.” “Just once can we go on a family vacation without having to run away screaming?” “I hope you can sense my sarcasm through your drunken haze.” “See, this is why I always tell you not to try things.”

1x07: “LOVE’S TENDER RAMPAGE” 

“If you could be any mythical creature, what would it be?” “We should go home before we pass out in the street. Again.” “I haven’t lived long enough to give up on my dreams yet.” “I can’t believe he stuck to his story no matter how hard I laughed.” “Why would I do you any favors?” “Don’t try to be my friend.” “What are you coming to me for? We don’t got that kind of relationship.” “Make room on the dance floor, cause I’m full of shrimp and I need to lay down.” “What can I say? I’m attracted to people who are good at their job.” “None of this would’ve happened if you’d just told the truth!” “I lied because I was too insecure to admit I tried to kiss you.”

1x08: “THE LIMITS OF IMMORTALITY” 

“Entertainment is just a tool that pacifies the masses and leads to the decay and ultimate collapse of civilization. Let’s clap along!” “I prefer to stay safe the old fashioned way: running like a coward.” “I’d rather die than listen to this.” “Immortality is a curse. When life is endless, so is everything else.” “What part of "no thanks” do you not understand?“ "I didn’t save you so much as you fell on me.” “Unlike other villains, I shan’t be telling you my plan. Good day.” “I am all about the easy way.” “Eh, I’ve beheld better.” “Now the only pain is humiliation.” “Forty-five years of necromancing have led me to this moment.” “See you in hell, weirdo!” “You know, I’m profoundly lonely, but I think you should leave.”

1x09: “TO THINE OWN ELF BE TRUE”

“Where is the monster I married?” “I’m not a god. I’m not even a healthy man.” “We lost him, but cured his headache.” “How can you keep messing up a recipe with two ingredients?” “Lying to me in any other way but flattery is a mortal crime!” “You know, I just realized something: You’re the reason I have a drinking problem.” “Nice typical reaction, Mr. Predictable.” “I wish you the best of luck embarrassing some other kingdom.” “I found him! Wait a minute. It’s just three quarters of a dead raccoon.” “You do realize you’re still hitting me?” “Hey, hey, hey. Slow down, champ. Oh, god I’m turning into my bartender.” “You’re never gonna be whole until you figure out who you really are, and there’s only one way to find the answer.” “I can’t go home! It’ll wreck my image as a total badass.” “I smell cocoa, caramel and conformity.” “I owe you an apology. Relatively speaking, you’re a badass.” “It’s times like this I wish I had 3,000 fists.” “I’ll be watching. And judging. And generalizing.” “I’ve been meaning to—but the thing is, I—so you see—well, I’m glad we had this talk. How about you talk now?” “I’m down to my second to last emergency flask, so let’s have a toast.” “I was waiting to tell you until after I was dead, so I wouldn’t have to tell you.” “Hey! Nobody calls me [name] except my best friends, and my worst enemies.” “Ah, screw team spirit.” “It’s okay. I always wanted to go out when I was still young and hot.” “Oh, man. If this is sadness, I don’t like it one bit.” “Nothing you can do can fix this!” “I don’t even think it’s real. It’s just some myth in a book.” “You lied to me and betrayed me! Get out!” “Well, hey, good thing is, I swiped the only thing he cares about.” “That’s gotta make you feel a little better, right?” “Sorry, it’s just… you have snot, like, all over your face.” “Just close your eyes and don’t think too much." 

1x10: “DREAMLAND FALLS”

"I had to choose you.” “Thank you for your kind gasps.” “They taught me the fine art of stabbing.” “It’s just too painful seeing the truth all the time.” “I blame myself, cause I didn’t even notice.” “I’m much more embarrassed than I am aroused.” “Ha! I foresee trouble in someone’s future.” “What a horrific day you’ve had. Let’s have too much wine and forget about it all.” “I can’t believe I’m reduced to talking to you.” “It’s gonna be another long, lonely night.” “How did you get like this?” “Pour a drink, light a cigar, and hand ‘em both to me.” “This is where I come to clear my head. Or to sleep it off.” “It’s almost like you were never away.” “Can you steer my stumbles in the direction of the bed?” “I have to take action. I hate action!” “My clothes are really heavy. Can we have this conversation sitting down?” “I used to spend many nights up here, watching the stars, the moon, the neighbors.” “The truth has been right under your nose the whole time.” “You know, we could’ve just gone to marriage counseling.” “I do know how to pick ‘em, don’t I?” “I should be the one killing everyone. I should be the one creeping everyone out.” “It was the only way to get you to stop talking.” “I guess the only bright side is, now I got nothing left to lose.”

[thepromiseofredemptionarchive]

                                           @superstitioussailor;;

                    B A D   L U C K   TO HAVE A WOMAN ONBOARD, SIR;                                  –  e v e n   a    m i n i a t u r e   o n e .  –

[mockingjaykatniss2]

  “You know of Davy Jones, yes? A man of the sea. A great sailor…until, he ran afoul of that which vex all men.”

[piratesofthecaribbean]

[princessnelrita]

Joshamee Gibbs in Dead Man’s Chest

[superstitioussailor]

❝ Anyway, I just saved you from being burned to death, so I figure you’re not allowed to be mad. ❞

meme || @trickstercaptain ;

       ❝ … not ALLOWED t’ be — !!! ❞   Gibbs catches himself, latches onto his anger and SWALLOWS IT WHOLE. Now’s not the bloody time for it – and he suspects it’s partly him still caught up with the adrenaline pumping through his veins. BUT THE POINT BEING if it weren’t for Jack’s RUDDY PLANS to begin with, he might not’ve been caught up and near burnt to a crisp!       He seethes. Breathes. Grits his teeth, hands clench and release, and then,   ❝ — you are somethin’ else entirely, Jack Sparrow. ❞  

[damnbutcher]

⚔ ✞ The Mortal Instruments (book series) ✞ ⚔

90 sentence starters from books one through six of The Mortal Instruments. send one for my muses reaction! Feel free to change anything that needs changing in order for it to make sense to have come from your muse.

❝ It may look like a person and talk like a person and maybe even bleed like a person, but it’s a monster. ❞ ❝ I may be a killer, but I know what I am. Can you say the same? ❞ ❝ Unfortunately we’re all out of bitter revenge at the moment, so it’s either tea or nothing. ❞ ❝ The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited. Like me. ❞ ❝ If you were half as funny as you thought you were, you’d be twice as funny as you are. ❞ ❝ The most terrible things men do, they do in the name of love. ❞ ❝ I use my rapier wit to hide my inner pain. ❞ ❝ Is this when you start tearing strips off your T-shirt to bind up my wound? ❞ ❝ If you wanted me to rip my clothes off, you should have just asked. It would have been a lot less painful. ❞ ❝ Next time you’re planning to injure yourself to get my attention, just remember that a little sweet talk works wonders. ❞ ❝ You could try not being charming all the time. It might be a relief for everyone. ❞ ❝ If you insist on disavowing that which is ugly about what you do, you will never learn from your mistakes. ❞ ❝ You know, most psychologists agree that hostility is really just sublimated sexual attraction. ❞ ❝ You tore my heart out years ago when you betrayed and deserted me. ❞ ❝ You’re skilled enough, but you could not kill me. You have always been softhearted. ❞ ❝ I’m pure at heart. It repels the dirt. ❞ ❝ You think charm is the same as honesty? I used to think so. I was wrong. ❞ ❝ I prefer to think that I’m a liar in a way that’s uniquely my own. ❞ ❝ Don’t bother feeding me some story about how you just happened to wander along after he spontaneously died. I know you did this. ❞ ❝ Look on the bright side, if they need a human sacrifice, you can always offer me. ❞ ❝ Desire is not always lessened by disgust. Nor can it be bestowed, like a favor, to those most deserving of it. ❞ ❝ I wish I could hate you. I want to hate you. I try to hate you. It would be so much easier if I did hate you. ❞ ❝ I admire your stubbornness. It’s so much like mine. ❞ ❝ You never got a chance to tell me the truth. I don’t trust you, I want you to know that, but I thought I’d give you the chance to tell me. ❞ ❝ We are meant for a higher purpose, you and I. The distractions of the world are just that, distractions. If we allow ourselves to be turned aside from our course by them, we are duly punished. ❞ ❝ I’ve heard the word ‘fear’, I simply choose to believe it doesn’t apply to me. ❞ ❝ I’d say it’s been nice meeting you, but, in fact, it hasn’t. It’s been quite awkward, and frankly, the next time I see you will be far too soon. ❞ ❝ I thought I’d lie on the floor and writhe in pain for a while. It relaxes me. ❞ ❝ I hope you know what I mean when I say I’m sorry you’re here, but I’m glad you’re with me. ❞ ❝ You disappear so completely into your head sometimes. I wish I could follow you. ❞ ❝ But isn’t that what love is? Ownership? ‘I am my beloved’s and my beloved is mine,’ as the Song of Songs goes. ❞ ❝ Never believe the bad guy is dead until you see a body. That just leads to unhappiness and surprise ambushes. ❞ ❝ Every time you almost die, I almost die myself. ❞ ❝ You’re not going. If I have to tie you up and sit on you until this insane whim of yours passes, you are not going. ❞ ❝ You were just upset about being left behind, like a child, and you had a tantrum. And now we’re here. Lost. ❞ ❝ Go ahead and do whatever you want, regardless of who it hurts. You always do anyway, don’t you? ❞ ❝ You could at least pretend you were glad to see me. Even a little bit. ❞ ❝ I have a fetish for damsels in distress. My services are also available to gentlemen in distress. It’s an equal opportunity fetish. ❞ ❝ I know how you think you feel about me. You don’t, though. You just like me because I’m safe. There’s no risk. ❞ And then you never have to try to have a real relationship, because you can use me as an excuse. ❞ ❝ I felt like you were someone I’d always been waiting for. I saw you feel it too. Don’t tell me you didn’t. ❞ ❝ You think you only want me because you’re evil, not human. You just want something else you can hate yourself for. I won’t let you use me to prove to yourself how worthless you are. ❞ ❝ I’m tired of you only wanting me around when you need something. I’m tired of watching you be in love with someone else—someone, incidentally, who will never love you back. Not the way I do. ❞ ❝ Anyway, I just saved you from being burned to death, so I figure you’re not allowed to be mad. ❞ ❝ I love you, and I will love you until I die, and if there’s a life after that, I’ll love you then. ❞ ❝ I always figure it’s better to ask for forgiveness than permission in these sorts of situations. ❞ ❝ I want them to writhe and die on the ground. They deserve shame before they get oblivion. ❞ ❝ So now what? You’re going to kill me while I’m tied up? Does the thought of fighting me scare you that much? ❝ You keep passing out on me. It’s extremely tedious. ❞ ❝ But I thought of you—I saw you there, clearly, as if you were standing in front of me, watching me, and I knew I wanted to live, wanted it more than I’d ever wanted anything, if only so that I could see your face one more time. ❞ ❝ I am a man, and men do not consume pink beverages. Get thee gone, woman, and bring me something brown. ❞ ❝ Oh, good. You’re starting to talk about yourself in the third person. That’s not a sign of impending megalomania or anything. ❞ ❝ Seems an odd time to start an insult contest, but if you insist, I could probably think up something good. ❞ ❝ It’s fascinating. You know all these words, and they’re all English, but when you string them together into sentences, they just don’t make any sense. ❞ ❝ You left me. You made a pet out of me, and then you left me. If love were food, I would have starved on the bones you gave me. ❞ ❝ You would do anything to save him, whatever it cost you, whatever you might owe to Hell or Heaven, would you not? ❞ ❝ Latent homosexual panic will do you in every time. ❞ ❝ You villains and your creepy eugenics programs are starting to bore me. ❞ ❝ Killing them is the most merciful thing you can do. ❞ ❝ I am a woman. I will use any weapon and all weapons to get what I want. ❞ ❝ I don’t know why I had to fall in love with someone who’s more stubborn than I am. ❞ ❝ God knows we’re all drawn toward what’s beautiful and broken. ❞ ❝ Watching me play Scrabble is enough to make most women swoon. Imagine if I actually put in some effort. ❞ ❝ Let me break it down for you. I’m young. I’m pretty. And I’m willing to burn the whole world to the ground to get what I want. ❞ ❝ You have ruthlessness in your bones and ice in your heart. Don’t tell me any differently. ❞ ❝ Viewing my naked chest has caused many women to seriously injure themselves stampeding to get to me. ❞ ❝ I was going to kill someone today. I just wasn’t sure who when I woke up this morning. I do love mornings, so full of possibilities. ❞ ❝ Goodness is not kindness, and there is nothing crueler than virtue. ❞ ❝ Weapons, when they break and are mended, can be stronger at the mended places. Perhaps hearts are the same. ❞ ❝ We are so much lovelier when we fall. ❞ ❝ You are mine. You have always been mine. When you were born, you were mine, though you did not know me. There are bonds that nothing can erase. ❞ ❝ Mercy is a condition of your agreement. ❞ ❝ The things you’ve done are too terrible to ever be forgiven, and you don’t even know they’re terrible. I will never forgive you. I will never love you. ❞ ❝ You lie when you tell me you’ll never love me. ❞ ❝ I’ve given you your chance to come willingly now. I’ve paid in blood and inconvenience to have you with me by your own choice. But I will take you unwilling, just the same. ❞ ❝ I only have two reactions to bad news - uncontrollable rage and then a sharp left turn into boiling self-hatred. ❞ ❝ This better be really juicy. And weird. Were bicycles involved in some kinky way? Vacuum cleaners? Umbrellas? ❞ ❝ The wishes of our hearts are weapons that can be used against us. ❞ ❝ I think they’ll probably put that on my gravestone. ‘He Was Heterosexual and Had Low Expectations.’ ❞ ❝ It was a little homoerotic, maybe, but I’m secure in my sexuality. ❞ ❝ You must love me. I never thought you’d admit anyone was prettier than you. ❞ ❝ I loved you recklessly from the moment I knew you. I never cared about the consequences. ❞ ❝ There are things we want, down under what we know, under even what we feel. There are things our souls want, and mine wants you. ❞ ❝ I can read your face like a very open, very pornographic book. I wish I couldn’t. ❞ ❝ It doesn’t matter if I hurt you because you belong to me. I can do what I want with you. ❞ ❝ I don’t want other people touching you or owning you or hurting you. I want you to be around, to admire me and to see what I’ve done, what I’ve accomplished. ❞ ❝ You have a dark heart in you, and it is a darkness we share. ❞ ❝ When I am all there is in your world, when I am all that is left, you will love me back. ❞ ❝ Hate me. Rejoice when I die. The last thing I would want now would be to bring you more grief. ❞ ❝ Ghosts are memories, and we carry them because those we love do not leave the world. ❞ ❝ We are all the pieces of what we remember. We hold in ourselves the hopes and fears of those who love us. As long as there is love and memory, there is no true loss. ❞

[superstitioussailor]

                     - Take what y’ CAN.                               Give nothin’ BACK.

[floralls]

F l o t s a m (autumn - winter), 2015 by lisasorgini

[trickstercaptain-archive]

Terry Rossio: I think Gibbs is the one character who’s continuously loyal to Jack Sparrow. Gibbs is the one shining beacon of hope for humanity. [x]

wow rest in pieces I DIDN’T ASK FOR THESE FEELINGS TERRY ROSSIO

[dailypotc]

DailyPOTC special week: Jack Sparrow’s day > DMC (2006) So, what’s your plan then?

[haliameguid-deactivated20210408]

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Me and the legendary Paola did a cover of “Hoist the Colours” from my favorite films, the Pirates of the Caribbean quad(??)rilogy! Enjoy babes. xxx 

HOIST THE COLOURS (From “Pirates of the Caribbean”)

The king and his men stole the queen from her bed, and bound her in her bones. The seas be ours, and by the powers; where we will, we’ll roam.

Yo ho haul together, hoist the colors high. Heave ho, thieves and beggars; never shall we die.

Now some have died, and some are alive; and others sail on the sea. With the keys to the cage and the devil to pay, we lay to the fiddler’s green.

Yo ho haul together, hoist the colors high. Heave ho, thieves and beggars; never shall we die.

The bell has been raised from its watery grave, hear its sepulchral tone. A call to all; pay heed the squall, and turn your sails to home.

Yo ho, haul together, hoist the colors high. Heave ho, thieves and beggars; never say we die.

The king and his men stole the queen from her bed, and bound her in her bones. The seas be ours, and by the powers; where we will; we’ll roam.

[sexlessrpmemes]

Anonymously send my muse nightmares. See if you can touch upon their deepest fears

Nightmares will be given a score out of 10, let’s see how many people know the muse’s deepest fears and how to bring them to the surface.

[superstitioussailor]

"Don't call me that." B ))))))

Confusion settles over him — drunk as he is, he can’t quite recall the past several minutes of conversation. Gibbs drops his gaze to the half-empty bottle of rum on the table before him, searching his hazy memory for what could have possibly set his friend on edge. ( had he forgotten t’ call him CAPTAIN again )? He blinks. Shrugs. Then there's a small shake of his head - he's NO IDEA what he's done.       ❝ … Jack, I — ? ❞  

@trickstercaptain

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                                           @superstitioussailor;;

                    B A D   L U C K   TO HAVE A WOMAN ONBOARD, SIR;                                  –  e v e n   a    m i n i a t u r e   o n e .  –

[thecodekeeper-a]

  Knobby fingers ceased to strum the guitar that rested in his lap. He looked up, no longer able to   ignore the Gibbs’ presence. The silence lasted for several moments before Teague finally placed   the guitar down to rest beside his throne like chair. Despite there being little change in his features   he had been slightly taken aback by the other man’s words. Usually, Gibbs was gentle, a rare   almost nonexistent quality for any pirate. But the death of his captain seemed to have hardened the   man he had once considered a dear friend. 

     “What am I MEANT to do, eh? You think this foolish mission of yours will SAVE him, but all it’ll       do is get you and the rest of your lot KILLED.” 

  Teague wanted no part of this foolhardy mission that would ultimately lead to all of their   untimely demises.

@superstitioussailor

[superstitioussailor]

❝ Then you’ll be done with th’ LOT ‘f us, and won’t you be ALL TH’ BETTER. ❞   he huffs. His left hand is clenching and unclenching in a subconscious attempt to RELIEVE the tension BROILING in his belly.   ❝ -- 'f I could ’ve... ❞            Ah, but there lies the basis of their relationship. Fatherhood. If Gibbs could’ve. IF HE COULD HAVE saved his son, there wouldn’t have been a force on Earth or Otherwise that could have stopped him. His hand clenches into a fist once more as he feels a wave of icy coolness wash over him. He sneers. It’s an odd look for him, this COLD ANGER coursing through his bones, but there was little else to be done. JACK COULD BE SAVED. And Joshamee Gibbs sure as the sun would not rest until he was.        ❝ What’re you MEANT to do? Same as always, Ed, ❞   he spits, anger trumping any remains of respect he might’ve held ‘til then. He doubts his heart could shatter any more than it had -- so what did he have to lose?    ❝ -- give a single goddamned shit about yer son. We CAN save him. Give us a bloody hand, will you. ❞       

[superstitioussailor]

“Who the fuck are you kidding?”

❝ I should ask you th’ SAME DAMNED THING. ❞    Oh this was a LONG time coming and with the intake of breath Gibbs takes, rest assured, he can’t be stopped.      ❝ Your FLESH AND BLOOD is in the LOCKER for God’s sake and you - you just SIT HERE thinking… what. He deserves this fate? It could be WORSE? Edward Teague, I knew you were a right BASTARD — but I’d never truly thought you HEARTLESS ‘til now. ❞  

@thecodekeeper