dead like my tumblr ridde soul.

sleep? i don’t know what you’re talking about. Oooh you mean that thing that constantly escapes me? i get it now

[superviviah]

If the heart can want, can other parts of the Circulatory system want as well?

[glowwormcentral-deactivated2021]

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

[hellenhighwater]

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

[toontwink]

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

[superviviah]

do dogs have their own version of the illuminati?

[superviviah]

why can’t some people pronounce ukulele like an average human? Why do they have to say it like uk-a-la-la and just sound like a total know it all??

[superviviah]

i tell musical people i play an instrument

> they get excited

> they ask what kind of instrument

i tell them it’s ukulele

> they slump down and change the subject

how come i get judged by other musicians for playing the tiny guitar?

[superviviah]

my gay friend is a vegan and he tells me the reason he doesn’t eat eggs or anything like that is because of the fact that the animals are mistreated. so I asked him “so if you were to raise chickens you could eat their eggs?” he 𝑰𝒎𝒎𝒆𝒅𝒊𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒚 told me “oh god no!”

doesn’t this mean that he’d mistreated his chickens?

[superviviah]

what if when the doctor that dilivered you died, you had to deliver them to the after life?