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Star Wars Theory
But guys, what if Kylo’s death would be the trigger for Rey’s turning to the dark side, making her the villain in JJ Abram’s comment that the series is about a villain’s and a hero’s awakening? Finn would be the hero, the light, given the unmissable motifs of him wielding the ‘saber and being called to the light after the dark (being a stormtrooper)?
As a Reylo fan, this disturbs me. 😐
i didn’t think there was this much green in the whole galaxy…
this is exactly what you think it is
I think I might just have to stab myself with a lightsaber now. Thnx.
I’m trying to figure out if i should cry or laugh XDD
I did both!!!!!!! ¡¡¡¡
I was crying and now I cannot stop laughing ffffuuuuuu
I was crying then it went to laughing and back to crying XD
god but i am so annoyed at the star wars prequels? how have people dealt with this for a decade??? knowing that it would be so easily fixed?
the story of how anakin skywalker fell to the dark side when there was so much good in him could’ve been amazing, and the changes needed to make it so aren’t even that big. give me an anakin that’s actually damaged from being a slave his whole life; an anakin that latches onto padme not because she is “beautiful” but because of her compassion, strengths and beliefs; give me obi wan meeting anakin w/ his master and actually bonding with him, agreeing about his potential even if he doesn’t quite believe an old prophecy; give me padme’s simmering fury and protectiveness over a child who fell into slavery which she thinks is disgusting but she can’t concentrate on that right now because her whole planet comes first. give me an anakin that gets to react to the jedi’s fears of him; give me the child that goes from being a slave to being sworn to an order that’s strict and tells him no; don’t fear, don’t form bonds, be better. give me anakin and obi wan bonding scenes. give me palpatine actually being subtle in his manipulations. have padme and anakin keep interacting through the years and anakin falls into slow love with her without realizing, because she is justice and compassion and strength.
you can keep so many scenes if you just tweak them. so many plot points still work with some background added to it. give me anakin asking if he could see (/free) his mother and beind denied by the council because jedis can’t have connections, anakin, you can’t be attached. have obi wan reluctantly agree that they can’t do it. have him still have the dreams and still protect padme, but when she catches him dreaming and he tells her the truth (that he dreams of his mother in trouble and he’s not supposed to see her but he can’t stop thinking of her, how he abandoned her to that life–) and she’s the one who says they should go to her. because padme never believed in slavery and never wanted to leave her behind in the first place but she had bigger problems then, and maybe she feels guilty about that. have anakin realize he loves her then. and she’s watched him grow and watched him toy the line but she’s not there yet, and he goes to his mother and fails, that’s fine, that’s fine, but he doesn’t kill the entire camp. he’s not there yet. he does it by the code, but then he comes back to padme and he tells her the truth; he wanted them dead. he wanted them all dead. he wanted to kill them with his own hands. she tells him the same thing– that anger is human, that it’s normal to feel– and he says he is a jedi. he must be better. and then he admits; he still wants them dead. he is unsatisfied with the justice he got. he’s scared of how much he wants them dead. isn’t he a jedi? isn’t he good? and padme tells him he is so good. he is allowed to have feelings, she tells him. anger and fear don’t lead to bad things by themselves, letting them control you does. he tells her he loves her and she sees the man he could be and says they can’t. but she wants to, too.
give me a padme that is just as annoyed at the jedi way as she is any other injustice in the world.give me an anakin that struggles with his feelings and not being allowed to feel them. give me an obi wan that doesn’t understand that struggle and those feelings because he’s never hated, not that much, but anakin has hated his whole life. he has been angry and afraid. give me a palpatine that says things just like padme does; that validates anakin when he has feelings he doesn’t want to confess to obi wan because he is just that much on the side of the jedi order that tells him to just not. give me a obi wan that has failed a friend; a brother, for real, not by convenience of absence but by failing to question his teachings. give me an audience who can sympathize with anakin and can almost fall for palpatine too because he isn’t so obvious the jedis should’ve seen him coming ages ago.
give me an obi wan that listens to count dooku’s warnings and feels torn, not because he doubts the ways of the jedi, but because he’s seen what those ways can do. give me padme and anakin in a slow burn love, with no wedding but with careful stolen moments through time where they let themselves feel, where they both love each other’s passion. where they are both a bit afraid of what it could all mean. give me a yoda that feels actual fucking shame when he realizes his speeches about fear and attachments and feelings is what drove anakin right to palpatine’s waiting treacherous words. give me a yoda with a reason to exile himself and to not want to tell luke the truth; not because the truth is hard for luke or might tempt him, but because the truth is hard for YODA to admit to.
anakin falling to the dark side out of fear of being powerless to save padme– to save his family– just like he failed to save his mother works, tbh. but give me a padme who doesn’t die in childbirth because she “couldn’t go on”, like she didn’t have two kids, like she wouldn’t have fought tooth and nail to bring back democracy and been the first to lead the rebellion? give me a padme that doesn’t die in childbirth and raises leia for a few years so her fucking comments about her mom makes sense. give me bonding scenes between anakin and people, and superimpose that with the jedis telling him no. you can’t.
have your audience start to agree with the dark side too, and then when they’re starting to think darth vader was fully justified pull the rug out from under them. have him go too far. it doesn’t have to be child murder, because that’s easy. that’s cheap. but have him be the direct cause of the jedi falling so easily; betraying them from afar because he knew all these people and their weaknesses and he is giving them away for one person. have obi wan and him fight with legitimate feelings; “what you’re doing is wrong” and darth vader asks why? when he has control. it’ll be better. he’ll fix it. and obi wan realizes he failed him because anakin still deals in absolutes, still deals in how slavery hit him; the people who can do anything are the ones with power. the ones who own things. is it greed? it is fear and anger and hate, and that turns to greed, sometimes. sure.
give me a vader who drives away padme but searches for her because he wants her and his child; doesn’t she understand? she doesn’t, she can’t, she has never wanted one person to rule all. give me a padme who, like luke, still believes in anakin skywalker but who never gets the chance to say it because the rebellion is snuffed out. give me a padme who fakes losing her child so that anakin doesn’t know he has two because she can’t while he is vader. while he is under palpatine. give me a padme who dies fighting, tired and sad but still ultimately hoping for anakin to come back. to be good.
give me an anakin who thinks he’s lost everything and who hates the emperor for it but who’s given up; who lets himself be everyone’s fucking darth lapdog because what is the point? until he realizes luke is alive and then, then he thinks, he has something again. something worth fighting for.
give me a story where i understand and nearly sympathize with anakin skywalker, where i feel for obi wan’s loss of his pupil, where i see the good luke saw in his dad from the get go but also what caused him to be so twisted. give me the start of the empire as slow and methodical, dark and the result of both sides of the force pushing and pulling instead of weird political moves that makes no sense. where i understand why padme fell in love with him and believed in him. where the jedi order meant well but was so obviously fucked up they were doomed from the start.
give me the story these characters goddamn deserved
This has now officially replaced the first 3 movies in my eyes. No one can tell me otherwise.
Kylo Ren Version of Gaston’s Song
So I read that Adam Driver eats six eggs a day.
It reminded me of Gaston in Beauty and the Beast. Then I got carried away and adapted Gaston’s song. (I imagine that maybe Le Fou is Matt the Radar Technician in this song, even though they are the same people.)
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Kylo Looking so down in the dumps
Every storm trooper’d love to be you, Kylo Even when taking your lumps There’s no man on base as admired as you You’re everyone’s favorite guy Everyone’s awed and inspired by you And it’s not very hard to see why
No one’s slick as Kylo No one’s quick as Kylo No one’s hair’s as incredibly thick as Kylo For there’s no man on base half as gorgeous Perfect, a pure paragon You can ask any First Order Officer And they’ll tell you whose team they’ll always be on No one’s sinned like Kylo A Knight of Ren like Kylo No one’s got a huge nose on his face like Kylo As a specimen, yes, I’m intimidating
My, what a guy, that Kylo! Give five “hurrahs!” Give twelve “hip-hips!” Kylo is the best And the rest is all drips No one fights like Kylo Is a knight like Kylo In a light saber match nobody smites like Kylo For there’s no one as burly and brawny As you see, I’ve got biceps to spare Not a bit of him’s scraggly or scrawny And Kylo Ren has got an eight pack I swear!
No one hits like Kylo Has big fits like Kylo With a force choke, nobody constricts like Kylo I’m especially hot and intoxicating Ten points for Kylo! When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs Every morning to help me get large
And now that I’m grown I eat five dozen eggs So I’m roughly the size of a barge No one’s aloof like Kylo Is a recluse like Kylo Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Kylo I use Darth Vader in all of my decorating
My, what a guy Kylo!
I never knew I needed this until now
Rey and Kylo Ren in a lightsaber battle.
Rey: *goes for his hand*
Kylo: *sings* Take my hand
Rey: what
Kylo: Take my whole life too.
Rey: *stares*
Kylo: For I can't help
Kylo: Falling in love with you
Rey: what
So I have a theory, and I don't know if I am just really slow and everyone got this or if no one realized this.
When he says "I can show you the ways of the force" she remembered Maz in the base ment telling her to "close her eyes and feel it flow in and around you" and so that's what she did right here, exposing her to the power of the force, and when she did this Kylo was thinking she was undergoing a transition to the dark side, but she came back with more strength and power.
Please message or inbox me what you think or your theories.
This is beautiful
Star Wars : The Force Awakens [2015] directed by J.J. Abrams
This is definitely how it happened…
That's the movie I saw, I don't know about you guys tho
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Star Wars: Attack of The Reylo Haters
True, being one of them. I've received death threats for it! People are so stupid
Obi Wan….I can’t stop watching this bAwhahaha this man is perfect
Omg I'm dying! The apple cracked me up "Not the younglings!" @scotophobiax
Signs as Star Wars: The Force Awakens characters
Aries: Poe Dameron
Taurus: Finn
Gemini: Kylo Ren
Cancer: Rey
Leo: Chewbacca
Virgo: General Leia
Libra: Maz Kanata
Scorpio: Han Solo
Sagittarius: Snoke
Capricorn: Captain Phasma
Aquarius: BB-8
Pisces: Luke Skywalker
the signs as "Matt the radar technician" quotes
Aries: A buddy of mine saw Kylo Ren take his shirt off in the shower, and he said that Kylo Ren had an eight-pack.
Taurus: I don't know, but can you stop yelling at me? You're starting to STRESS ME OUT.
Gemini: Hearing that Zack lost his son really struck a nerve with me. Especially since I'm the one that killed him.
Cancer: *looking at the teamwork poster* this really means something to me now.
Leo: What do you guys think of Kylo Ren? Do you believe him when he says he's gonna finish what Darth Vader started?
Virgo: Yes. Exactly. EXACTLY.
Libra: Hi, I'm Matt. I'm a radar technician.
Scorpio: I really learned a lot today. I think people are going to love the new me.
Sagittarius: *defending light saber* No it's not, it's awesome.
Capricorn: Jerkface.
Aquarius: Look, I found Kylo Ren's light saber. *close* Look at it up close!
Pisces: *force choking the stormtrooper*
I found a way
THIS IS NOT OK I DREW ALMOST THE EXACT SAME PICTURE ONLY WITH LESS TALENT ON DECEMBER 18TH, BECAUSE OF MY GLORIOUS FEELS... WHYYY
Boy troubles
So I have a boyfriend now, (2 weeks) and he wants to hold my hand in the hallways and at lunch and to kiss me by valentine's day (he talks to my bff about this) and I don't have a problem with it I just feel like he is really touchy touchy and I'm not that kind of person... he wants to spoil me and buy me things but I don't want him to.. I don't need any help I just needed to vent to something and my friends have already heard It a million tjmes, so I figured tumblr would want to know :)
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