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i freaking love dirkjake

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heyo, i'm apple !!! i like drawing, animating, homestuck, object shows, my nintendo 3ds, and a bunch of other things !!!

check my strawpage brah

drawing + animation posts: #apple draws

doodle posts: #apple doodles

everything else: #apple says

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i'm sure they won't mind...

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here I go to feed you guys again. *throws breadcrumbs

[stellazwurld]

chapter 6 prediction

[alintolya03]

She wants a date - she will get a date

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is that your fursona? that's cringe

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cuteness everdeens

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[boiledcaprisun]

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my favorite flower

[norwegianaxiom]

I liked how she turned out :D

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[samanthagoestorestaurants]

Samantha Goes to Elefante

My late grandmother was a big fan of dinner theater. In fact, she died during the third act of a production of Madame Butterfly at a Japanese restaurant in the Valley. I, on the other hand, am not a fan of dramatics with my dining, which is why I am giving my lowest rating EVER to Elefante, the restaurant owned by mildly successful 90s sitcom actor BoJack Horseman. 

The food was…well, somewhat fantastic, but at one point during the experience I witnessed Mr. Horseman himself fighting loudly with a pink cat who I believe was his agent (or maybe his ex-agent after that little spat?). I also witnessed a member of the kitchen staff racing through the dining room WHILE IN FLAMES. Might I add that I also waited over 2 hours for my food? It was most frustrating.

One bright spot in the meal: The air freshener in the bathroom was cloying and reminded me my grandmother, the one who died at that Japanese restaurant in the Valley.  

STAR RATING: 412 out of 1,000,000,000