[stellazwurld]

hello everyone go watch my deltarune animation. NOW.

[memewhore]

[quasi-normalcy]

"And you, SUH! Are you waiting to receive my LIMP PENIS!?"

[froginakettle]

for those who don't know, he was completely innocent. they misidentified him as someone else they were looking for.

so all of this wasn't him trying to look innocent. this was him actually being innocent.

He was literally just having a succulent Chinese meal.

[trickstertime]

"tata, and farewell"

I genuinely wasn't expecting the intonations this guy uses. It's like he's on stage pretending to be english, while also fighting with police

[silkwhim]

fun phenomenon

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

That awkward moment when youre a female and you realize 2 men making out and rubbing their cocks together is lowkey kind of awesome

[pjackk]

[mansand]

you if you were a Mighty Bean

[pissvortex]

Imagine how bad that first post-nut clarity hits for a freshly married mormon

[javascript-official]

Oh you see the world in black and white? Fuck you get dithered

[charlottan]

I always assume the train will be so boring and I bring seven things to do but then I'm entranced by the wonderful window the entire time

[paper-mario-wiki]

i fucking love knowing how to use video editing software

[aurpiment]

“It’s easy to assume”: someone’s misconception is about to be amiably corrected

“It’s tempting to assume”: someone’s assumption is about to be criticized

“It’s comforting to assume”: someone’s assumption is going to be read for filth

[twinktorturer]

the best thing a man can be is gay and suicidal and miserable and utterly unlikable and unpleasant to be around and prone to addiction and abused and traumatized and not breaking the cycle and

[misophonie]

i'm afraid the phrase "touch my wee wee touch my fucking wee wee!" has become a consistent part of my internal monologue vocabulary

[misophonie]

he was just very real about it

[thethirdromana]

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

[queer-crows-nightmare]

[verygoodcomments]

[orpheuslament]

terrifying when you watch a movie or a show or whatever & youre like that was fun but it felt a little redundant they didnt need to hammer the point home that much & then you go online & theres thousands of people going that was so weird i did not get it what did that mean google.com ending explained please?

[dailyskeletonreminders]

[retolee]

[gravitcat]

a thing for mermay i guess