whatās the deal with super villains and new york? the world has thousands of cities. ānope letās just destroy that oneā
they were mad because they couldnāt get hamilton tickets
āLin,ā The Falcon says to him. Ā The Actual Falcon. Ā The guy that helped Captain America save the world from HYDRA. Ā Captain America, by the way, is engaged in a sweet, gushing conversation with Chris (no doubt about George Washington). Ā āWe need a favor.ā
āUh, sure, whatever you need.ā Ā Like heād actually say no this guy.
āWe need two tickets to the show for tonight. Ā Front row, center. This cosmic deity, Thanos, is threatening to take over Earth and enslave on its people if he canāt get tickets.ā
Whaaaaaa?
āYeah, apparently he canāt work PayPal.ā
Linās gotta admit, itās hard to rap when your staring at a 20 Foot, Purple, Cosmic Being wearing the craziest bling ever stares you down from the front row. Ā Itās even weirder when he starts weeping duringĀ āDear Theodosiaā


















