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Those braids are so clean and even--no strays wanting to escape the tight clutches of its oppressed brethren.

Da crew just needs chunky gold chains, some insanely opaque sunglasses, track pants, a singlet, and blinged out microphones to complete the look.

Taken from hozier’s and miafitzmusic’s instagram accounts.

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Doesn’t he look super warm and cozy? Please, Professor Hozy, enlighten us on the mysteries of life.

I like glasses on him, maybe because I too suffer from hereditary shit-vision that requires constant spectacle wear. Constant, as in, only taking them off when I sleep and shower.

Taken from the BBC Radio 1 twitter account.

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My sister says I have a penchant for photographing the less-than-appealing side of people. It’s a gift.

I’m a horrible person.

My favourite is the ‘O’ face Hozier right at the top.

Getting Jason Momoa vibes from some of these, might be the stare, or the hair.

In case anyone was wondering I took all of these at his show in Sydney on the 3rd of November.

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Awesome evening seeing these amazing people @hozier @miafitzmusic @lanihendy @ajax_ryan @lorenguerrac55d @rorydoyledrums at the Hordern Pavilion with the incomparable @kristine.93 😁 #hozier #sydney

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“What am I doing with my life?” - Hozier

Wouldn’t we all like the know the answer to that?

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That feeling when you’ve just crushed a cockroach, hopefully to its death.

Have you ever met hozier??

I have! My sister and I met him after his show in Sydney last March. He’s ridiculously tall, extremely friendly, and gives great hugs. Hopefully we get to see him again next Tuesday!

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This makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

It might have even molten my icy heart. Maybe.

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Look at him, trying to be seductive with his tongue between his teeth.

His eyes say, “come hither, dear.”

I’m like, “okay.”

Edit: he would actually say, come hither, babe, or come hither, honey.

#hozier #andrew hozier byrne #twitter #trying to be cute #trying to be sexy

Since Ticketek screwed up and I should have seen James Bay tonight in Sydney, I’m going to make gifs instead and weep silently in my room.

The last one is my favourite. It’s a reaction that can be applied to so many situations.

#James Bay #gifs #funny #omg #shazam top 20 australia #James Bae #freaking out

Is James Bay your bae?

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“Maybe James Bay wants to get a gold grill...and wear a tracksuit.”

That baller lyf.

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Hair today, gone tomorrow: a weird Hozier dream

I had a dream. Girls freaked out. Hozier was there. Something he did appeared on the news.

To elaborate please find a recollection of said dream.

Boys and girls stand shoulder-to-shoulder in a large room. Music is playing and drinks are being distributed. Silence ensues when a trio of tall males enter. The tallest man wears a faded denim jacket and black jeans, he looks vaguely familiar. He turns his head slightly, exposing his angular face. A hum of murmurs fills the air before young girls begin to scream and cry.

I’m confused, what has caused such an uproar?

Curiosity overcomes me and I move closer to him, pushing past wailing girls and apathetic boys until I am near his imposing figure.

The man the girls are freaking out about is Hozier. Except, is it?

Gone are the long brunette tresses. Instead, what greets me, and what has the girls crying out, is the silvery-grey hair that is cropped close to his head.

Despite the mod-chic grandpa hipster look, I think he still looks handsome. The manic girls say otherwise, but he heeds them no attention. He chats with those who are not grieving his lost hair, smiling and being friendly.

The evening progresses and I am home once more. I turn on the television and discover that the singer’s new tresses have made international news. The news anchor delivers a eulogy-like report on the devastating change with clips of crying fans who mourn his hair like it is a beloved family member that has suddenly passed.

I turn off the television and roll my eyes. It’s just hair.

Yes, I had this dream. It was one of the weirder Hozier dreams I’ve had hence the need to write it down.

I think we need to have a tumblr dedicated to obscure Hozier dreams.

I might go do that.

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