Soggy Froot Loop

I’ve lurked this hellscape since 2015~ and just now I’ve mustered up the courage to interact here :/

[calops-does-art]

my lucifer cosplay (+ friends as huskerdust!) at a con last weekend!

[littlegoldfinchh]

lord the peasants are so loud today

[littlegoldfinchh]

pheasants. PHeasants. The birds

[kulvefaggoth]

[cardinalfeng]

Don't you mean classist Typo, as in discriminating against poor people, and not classicist, the type of academic who studies antiquity in southern Europe?

[sharkbutthoohaahaa]

[ptchangbin]

[kirexa]

[hahawasabi-deactivated20250604]

[cannibalchicken]

[soggyfrootloop]

Buy some cool new outfits and become the queer-coded Disney villain you were always meant to be

[soggyfrootloop]

Just started watching the live action avatar series and like, sure I have a lot of critiques BUT Kyoshi is exactly as she should be lmao.

She really went “What are you saying you shitty little bald kid? You DONT want to fight?? Kill?? Aight then lemme take the wheel, also? fuck your morals and fuck your feelings of inadequacy. It’s murder time!! >:)” Truly the greatest homicidal girl boss to ever exist, not even a hit or miss adaptation can change her.

[soggyfrootloop]

Just finished the thing and god damn their portrayal of her just gets better and better lol.

Roku: what did Kyoshi tell you to do?

Kyoshi in the previous episode: KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL!!

Roku:… yea sounds abt right

—

Aang: Kyoshi told me t-

Kuruk: *long suffering sigh* lemme guess, to kill? Honestly why the fuck would you expect anything else? This IS Kyoshi we’re talking about.

—

Kyoshi is a universal constant and that constant just so happens to be mostly murder.

[soggyfrootloop]

Just started watching the live action avatar series and like, sure I have a lot of critiques BUT Kyoshi is exactly as she should be lmao.

She really went “What are you saying you shitty little bald kid? You DONT want to fight?? Kill?? Aight then lemme take the wheel, also? fuck your morals and fuck your feelings of inadequacy. It’s murder time!! >:)” Truly the greatest homicidal girl boss to ever exist, not even a hit or miss adaptation can change her.

[versegm]

"Nobody ACTUALLY wants anything bad to happen to these fictional characters-" I do. I want these motherfuckers to break.

[purplemister]

I wwnt them to break and scramble to get together, I want them to sob in each other’s arms while they're falling apart

I want them to scramble to gather the shards of their past self

And forge something new from their destruction, broken pottery melded with gold.

Also bonus if they're gay.

[pansyfemme]

tip: when you get sick of crossdressing, transition and then crossdress in the other direction. spice it up

[pansyfemme]

another tip: every 'dressing' is crossdressing if you're transsexual enough about it. follow for more

[soggyfrootloop]

Honestly best shit to do in public is leaving your headphones on while nothing plays and just ✨listening✨. Oh the absolute gems you come across while out in the world

Some of the best nuggets of wisdom unsuspecting strangers have imparted on me are in no particular order:

- In a sweet grandma voice: he has very good taste and he is loaded, those are very important things

- I can’t believe you decided your major by rolling a d20

- Nah bro they didn’t have guns yet in WW1, they used swords

- Older woman: we were way more responsible back then, at your age I already had 3 kids!

Younger guy: how is having three children at 19 responsible?

- She’s the kind of person to describe taking a public bus like an “experience“

[lilac-cat-draws]

This was the scenario I thought of after that scene

I haven't gotten online as much cuz I got a bit sick from a fever for the past few days, also wanting to finishing my NG+ run in Lies of P. So I now got time to get into the new stuff in 4.2

[anotherevencoolerdad]

pick one you bald genderless idiot

[anarchafemme]

[soggyfrootloop]

BOTW Link Cosplay made for uni (I definitely did not use the “make a costume” assignment as an excuse to waste my time making a Cosplay no sir :P)

Bonus:

My friend as skull kid painting her nails in class

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

If graphic design is your passion then !!! GET OUT !!! 🚫🚫👎‼️🥶🥶🚫

[clarificationsw]

I hate when cis people have good names, I wanna compliment them but they didn't come up with that so why should I 😤😤😤

[suddenlysprite]

Get their mom's numbers

[clarificationsw]

holy shit that's genius

"hey I really like your name can I get your mom's number?" this can only go smoothly

[soggyfrootloop]

My grandma’s name is Eros… my non-binary step sibling just looked at me one day and said “I stole your grandmother’s name”.

[airlocksandaviariesarchive]

2 genres of fanfiction:

1) put that guy into situations

2) take that guy OUT of situations for the love of GOD let them REST 

[ckret2]

#you put the sad guy in #you take the sad guy out #you put the sad guy in and you shake him all about

[catinaballpit]

there’s a lot of misinformation about autism that gets spread on the internet, so here’s a friendly reminder that the main symptoms of autism are as follows:

insomnia

an adverse reaction when exposed to direct sunlight

highly selective eating habits

skin which is cold to the touch

an inability to enter churches

long, unusually sharp canines

a thirst for blood

if you experience several of these symptoms, you could be autistic! i recommend doing further research on your own, as i am not a doctor and cannot diagnose you, but i hope that someone finds this clarification helpful.

[soggyfrootloop]

Ooookay so today I went to a Con with some friends and ended up splitting an Uber with one of them, obviously it’s pretty fucking weird for a driver to have two cosplayers fully decked out entering your car but the guy was chill w/ it and started making small talk that went basically like this:

Driver: so, is there an event happening rn?

Me: yea

Driver: is the entrance free?

Me: yes it is actually

Driver: oh nice I’ll tell my son then, you know, he is single, very nice guy, very handsome and smart as well! :)

And at that point I was like sir ????? And it wasn’t because he was trying to set us up, two complete strangers, with his son, it was bc we looked like this:

HONESTLY WHAT WAS THIS MANS TRAIN OF THOUGHT??

Like “ah yes those two androgynous gremlins are for sure wife material for my son :))”.

Keep being weird random Uber driver sir, you definitely gave me one of the stories of all time.

[qqueenofhades]

Someone made Felonies Georg into a graphic. Bless.

[kurtbusiek]

That’s an average of almost two per president.

[hobsyllwin]

"The average US president has been charged with 2 felonies" factoid actually just a statistical error. Average US president is charged with 0 felonies. Felonies Georg, who lives in a cave and has been charged with 91 felonies, is an outlier and should not have been counted