surefire

Surefire | 26 | they/them

[bigwizardhat]

my cat stopping me from petting her

[bigwizardhat]

her swift maneuver, for context

[xanaxfarts]

[mellifexfarm]

bring your ugly to work day

[wordfather]

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

[wordfather]

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

[wordfather]

THIRTY TWO??????

[phillyphillyphilly]

Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.

May I present the best apple:

[wordfather]

the world is so big and beautiful

[coyotette]

[whitechadwarden-deactivated2025]

[1995lahaine]

like you guys have no idea. i need to thank her for her service

[1dietcokeinacan]

Not swag for me personally.

[lionfloss]

leave him alone (swag)

[dragongirltongue]

Down with the monarchy, swag

[james-p-sullivan]

what the fuck is wrong with this movie

[akamxru]

the only good thing voltron has done for my life is given me a different less shameful character to think about when i listen to blue lips by regina spektor

[oppa-homeless-style]

go back to your room and think about Equius

[redlipstickresurrected]

Jang Dong Won aka 장동원 aka Hello Dongwon (South Korean, South Korea) - Untitled, Photography

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[treasuredplanet]

in hindsight sending the number one digit at a time created the funniest half second of either of our lives

[localcryptic]

taking antidepressants and listening to nine inch nails so the effects cancel out and my libido comes out perfectly normal

[draconym]

They're giving away deer heads at work today

I arrived after they had all been adopted already

[maykitz]

northernlion was reading out a sweet note his daughter wrote him in kindergarten that said "i know my dad loves me because he's my favorite person and i'm his favorite person" and someone commented "circular reasoning"

[peachfromcmbyn]

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

[lost-fool-wandering]

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-L.F.

[lunarpolygon]

cloud camouflage