guns & daisies

eat yr heart out. karkat, he/him

[surgeonnihilator]

people who make excessive typos when they’re drunk are fake drunk.

[surgeonnihilator]

please stop talking about sex. you’re doing it wrong. get a nsfw sideblog.

[classicslesbianopinions]

i like to commit random acts of hubris. just pepper them throughout my life. someday a god is going to smite me and i’m ready for it

[hustlerose]

[hustlerose]

[hustlerose]

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

[eelizabit]

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

[cephalapodsblog]

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

[auckie]

Men will see a mouse and eat it

[cephalapodsblog]

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

[auckie]

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

[surgeonnihilator]

believe it.

[surgeonnihilator]

[surgeonnihilator]

the more sollux tells me to cut my hair the more i’ll grow it.

[surgeonnihilator]

reblong my selfie sollux i swear to god.

[surgeonnihilator]

believe it.

[surgeonnihilator]

[surgeonnihilator]

esotericblaze‌:

Oh? And what else do you do ?

Iostly code games, play games and make shitty pixel art.

i go to parties and have sex because i’m an adult with a life.

[surgeonnihilator]

now this is just depressing. i’m sorry for you. get well soon.

[surgeonnihilator]

yeah i’m a sl*t and a bitch, but i’m in a grossly healthy, stable, committed long term relationship with my best friend and i make more money than a galactic general so what does that say about you.

[surgeonnihilator]

esotericblaze‌:

Oh? And what else do you do ?

Iostly code games, play games and make shitty pixel art.

i go to parties and have sex because i’m an adult with a life.

[esotericblaze-deactivated202007]

I’m not sure who have the saddest life between us, truly.

I’m adult with a not so adult life, and it is great.

[surgeonnihilator]

that was pretty clearly meant as a dismissive insult and not a genuine answer to your question, although parties and sex do end up happening a lot in my life.

your hobbies make me glad i’m not human.

[surgeonnihilator]

it’s carbonated rose so it’s classy.

[surgeonnihilator]

@gho2ty believe it!

[surgeonnihilator]

i should probably stop leaving my open husktop balanced on the edge of my couch cushion as i watch the act on hulu and drink wine from a can half-naked, but i do what i want and i can buy a new husktop.

[surgeonnihilator]

gho2ty reblog my selfie.

[sneakers2church]

im also going bald