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@surgeonnihilator
people who make excessive typos when they’re drunk are fake drunk.
please stop talking about sex. you’re doing it wrong. get a nsfw sideblog.
i like to commit random acts of hubris. just pepper them throughout my life. someday a god is going to smite me and i’m ready for it
i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob
men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..
You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say
Men will see a mouse and eat it
No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.
A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer
believe it.
the more sollux tells me to cut my hair the more i’ll grow it.
reblong my selfie sollux i swear to god.
believe it.
esotericblaze:
Oh? And what else do you do ?
Iostly code games, play games and make shitty pixel art.
i go to parties and have sex because i’m an adult with a life.
now this is just depressing. i’m sorry for you. get well soon.
yeah i’m a sl*t and a bitch, but i’m in a grossly healthy, stable, committed long term relationship with my best friend and i make more money than a galactic general so what does that say about you.
esotericblaze:
Oh? And what else do you do ?
Iostly code games, play games and make shitty pixel art.
i go to parties and have sex because i’m an adult with a life.
I’m not sure who have the saddest life between us, truly.
I’m adult with a not so adult life, and it is great.
that was pretty clearly meant as a dismissive insult and not a genuine answer to your question, although parties and sex do end up happening a lot in my life.
your hobbies make me glad i’m not human.
it’s carbonated rose so it’s classy.
@gho2ty believe it!
i should probably stop leaving my open husktop balanced on the edge of my couch cushion as i watch the act on hulu and drink wine from a can half-naked, but i do what i want and i can buy a new husktop.
gho2ty reblog my selfie.
im also going bald