Mycroft's Gunswordbrella also Has a Poisoned Dagger.

[sherlock-offical]

The Science Of Deduction

I'm Sherlock Holmes, the world's only consulting detective.

I'm not going to go into detail about how I do what I do because chances are you wouldn't understand. If you've got a problem that you want me to solve, then contact me. Interesting cases only please.

This is what I do:

1. I observe everything. 2. From what I observe, I deduce everything. 3. When I've eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how mad it might seem, must be the truth.

If you need assistance, contact me and we'll discuss its potential.

-SH

(Mod post)

sigh....... you guys did it...... :/

mod is @autistobrat. I am still not a Sherlock Incarnate.

[surroundedbygoldfishandsherlock]

Hello, little brother.

I am the smarter Holmes, but don't ask me to solve your little problems; I don't want to do the legwork, and my brilliant baby brother Sherlock is far better suited to every aspect of solving cases, including breaking several laws for the trouble of which I'll have to sort him not going to jail. Besides, my brother is rather brilliant, especially compared to the goldfish everywhere else.

MH

[you absolutely are Sherlock Incarnate, Emma, you even admitted it!]

Mod is @rosemelodyshah who both started the Sherlock Incarnate thing with Emma (the Blob Sherlock Girl thing) and finally convinced her to make a Sherlock offical blog, so I'm very proud.

[sherlock-offical]

sherlock, you never did tell us how you survived the fall... do tell us the truth..didn't mycroft save you?

For the last time, I saved myself.

I made some arrangements beforehand. Yes, with some help from Mycroft. I jumped for real from St. Bart's. I hoped to survive (because death functions similar to sleep and sleep is boring) so I had to make sure every person in the plan was in their position. A bit of a gamble, I admit.

[surroundedbygoldfishandsherlock]

Do people really enjoy this sort of idea more than what you told them?

Because frankly neither me nor my brother would be in front of you in good health if this... Was what we were doing, Remsha (and whoever else subscribes to this)

MH

This might be the most hilarious fic idea she's given to date lol. I do subscribe to the "stupid theory given to Anderson" haha. I gave her that line 😆

[sherlock-offical]

That is not what happened and never what happened.

Maybe it's because I told Anderson. I should have told a more reliable and intellectual person. Perhaps Geoffrey.

- SH

loll "Look Mycroft I'm flying :DD"

[surroundedbygoldfishandsherlock]

Yes, but it seems Rose's friends don't quite believe us. Oh well.

It's not Geoffrey, try again. At least give him a nice name if you're going to butcher it up— but perhaps you should have told someone who didn't lose their sanity while you were busy.

MH

I'm sad I didn't think of this myself lol BUT it did come from a convo I had with her so I get half credit? I'll be writing it anyway and she won't mine so...

[sherlock-offical]

... Gerald?

- SH

yeah you can give her half credit :DD

[surroundedbygoldfishandsherlock]

Could be better still

MH

I suppose that's fair.

[sherlock-offical]

Ah, Gavin.

-SH

[surroundedbygoldfishandsherlock]

Much better, though still wrong.

MH

[sherlock-offical]

sherlock, you never did tell us how you survived the fall... do tell us the truth..didn't mycroft save you?

For the last time, I saved myself.

I made some arrangements beforehand. Yes, with some help from Mycroft. I jumped for real from St. Bart's. I hoped to survive (because death functions similar to sleep and sleep is boring) so I had to make sure every person in the plan was in their position. A bit of a gamble, I admit.

[surroundedbygoldfishandsherlock]

Do people really enjoy this sort of idea more than what you told them?

Because frankly neither me nor my brother would be in front of you in good health if this... Was what we were doing, Remsha (and whoever else subscribes to this)

MH

This might be the most hilarious fic idea she's given to date lol. I do subscribe to the "stupid theory given to Anderson" haha. I gave her that line 😆

[sherlock-offical]

That is not what happened and never what happened.

Maybe it's because I told Anderson. I should have told a more reliable and intellectual person. Perhaps Geoffrey.

- SH

loll "Look Mycroft I'm flying :DD"

[surroundedbygoldfishandsherlock]

Yes, but it seems Rose's friends don't quite believe us. Oh well.

It's not Geoffrey, try again. At least give him a nice name if you're going to butcher it up— but perhaps you should have told someone who didn't lose their sanity while you were busy.

MH

I'm sad I didn't think of this myself lol BUT it did come from a convo I had with her so I get half credit? I'll be writing it anyway and she won't mine so...

[sherlock-offical]

... Gerald?

- SH

yeah you can give her half credit :DD

[surroundedbygoldfishandsherlock]

Could be better still

MH

I suppose that's fair.

[sherlock-offical]

Been going crazy thinking of it for days now SO IMMA JUST ASK

Did I send you three or four asks shortly one after the other? Like after the food one? I'd add more details but I don't remember so sorry? Because I vividly remember doing so the day(night?) I didn't sleep but like you haven't responded to anything so idk maybe I was hallucinating? Did I send you questionable asks once upon a few days ago?

Yes, you sent a questionable amount of asks. Which I answered.

[rosemelodyshah]

Yeah I got the notifs now— I'm going through your wonderful advice!

Sorry for the strange asks though!

[sherlock-offical]

It's less strange than the fanmails I get.

[rosemelodyshah]

So I have to up my game? Got it. Although I can't do fanmails (it's too weird in ways you know) I also don't quite know how to go above them just yet... Some studying to do ig?

Anyway thank you that does make me feel less weird and strange and embarrassed for... Whatever it was I was doing.

[sherlock-offical]

No, don't up your game-

You're welcome.

- SH

[rosemelodyshah]

Sherlock insisting I don't become the best at something— that's a first! Oki (for now)

RMS

[sherlock-offical]

Let's just say I've seen... things.

- SH

[rosemelodyshah]

Can't Mycroft deal with things?

[sherlock-offical]

Perhaps.

- SH

[surroundedbygoldfishandsherlock]

You haven't even mentioned it, so no, I won't

MH

[sherlock-offical]

There are some disturbing fanmails coming to 221B.

- SH

[surroundedbygoldfishandsherlock]

Fine. I'll have some... Talks.

MH

[0ddoblivion]

Inflation is fucking crazy rn

[sherlock-offical]

:(

[surroundedbygoldfishandsherlock]

If this is your way of asking for money...

MH

[sherlock-offical]

[surroundedbygoldfishandsherlock]

I thought so. How much do you want?

MH

[sherlock-offical]

80 pounds.

- SH

[surroundedbygoldfishandsherlock]

8000 sent

MH

[sherlock-offical]

... I'm not giving your 7920 pounds back.

- SH

[surroundedbygoldfishandsherlock]

I know.

This reminds me that it's about time to remind certain people that the old lesson of multiplying any given number by hundred when it concerns giving it to you shouldn't apply anymore, but then again it is you...

MH

[sherlock-offical]

I'm sure I can put this to great use :)

- SH

Sherlock is off to buy drugs I think. What have you done, Mycroft.

[surroundedbygoldfishandsherlock]

Good

MH

Sugar don't count and that's all he's getting. I outright bought all the drugs but left no opportunity for more to be acquired. This includes a y drug like substances in the morgue at Bart's

[sherlock-offical]

Been going crazy thinking of it for days now SO IMMA JUST ASK

Did I send you three or four asks shortly one after the other? Like after the food one? I'd add more details but I don't remember so sorry? Because I vividly remember doing so the day(night?) I didn't sleep but like you haven't responded to anything so idk maybe I was hallucinating? Did I send you questionable asks once upon a few days ago?

Yes, you sent a questionable amount of asks. Which I answered.

[rosemelodyshah]

Yeah I got the notifs now— I'm going through your wonderful advice!

Sorry for the strange asks though!

[sherlock-offical]

It's less strange than the fanmails I get.

[rosemelodyshah]

So I have to up my game? Got it. Although I can't do fanmails (it's too weird in ways you know) I also don't quite know how to go above them just yet... Some studying to do ig?

Anyway thank you that does make me feel less weird and strange and embarrassed for... Whatever it was I was doing.

[sherlock-offical]

No, don't up your game-

You're welcome.

- SH

[rosemelodyshah]

Sherlock insisting I don't become the best at something— that's a first! Oki (for now)

RMS

[sherlock-offical]

Let's just say I've seen... things.

- SH

[rosemelodyshah]

Can't Mycroft deal with things?

[sherlock-offical]

Perhaps.

- SH

[surroundedbygoldfishandsherlock]

You haven't even mentioned it, so no, I won't

MH

[0ddoblivion]

Inflation is fucking crazy rn

[sherlock-offical]

:(

[surroundedbygoldfishandsherlock]

If this is your way of asking for money...

MH

[sherlock-offical]

[surroundedbygoldfishandsherlock]

I thought so. How much do you want?

MH

[sherlock-offical]

80 pounds.

- SH

[surroundedbygoldfishandsherlock]

8000 sent

MH

[sherlock-offical]

... I'm not giving your 7920 pounds back.

- SH

[surroundedbygoldfishandsherlock]

I know.

This reminds me that it's about time to remind certain people that the old lesson of multiplying any given number by hundred when it concerns giving it to you shouldn't apply anymore, but then again it is you...

MH

[bakerstreetspylog]

[7ns-deactivated20200918]

#im left handed you twat #rude

[desviacionito]

OH MY GOD this is so amazing. Because Sherlock for sure noticed that Jim is left handed and he handed him the tea like that in revenge after JIM TOOK HIS ARMCHAIR. Oh my god these two. Let me present you the Napoleon of crime and the genius consulting detective, age 12.

[saidbhinluch-deactivated2024040]

Passive aggressive, Mrs. Hudson style.

[sherlock-offical]

He took my chair.

[surroundedbygoldfishandsherlock]

Good job, brother dear.

MH

[sherlock-offical]

[surroundedbygoldfishandsherlock]

Always happy to see you smile

[sherlock-offical]

I know, shut up.

[surroundedbygoldfishandsherlock]

Meanie

[0ddoblivion]

Inflation is fucking crazy rn

[sherlock-offical]

:(

[surroundedbygoldfishandsherlock]

If this is your way of asking for money...

MH

[sherlock-offical]

[surroundedbygoldfishandsherlock]

I thought so. How much do you want?

MH

[sherlock-offical]

80 pounds.

- SH

[surroundedbygoldfishandsherlock]

8000 sent

MH

[bakerstreetspylog]

[7ns-deactivated20200918]

#im left handed you twat #rude

[desviacionito]

OH MY GOD this is so amazing. Because Sherlock for sure noticed that Jim is left handed and he handed him the tea like that in revenge after JIM TOOK HIS ARMCHAIR. Oh my god these two. Let me present you the Napoleon of crime and the genius consulting detective, age 12.

[saidbhinluch-deactivated2024040]

Passive aggressive, Mrs. Hudson style.

[sherlock-offical]

He took my chair.

[surroundedbygoldfishandsherlock]

Good job, brother dear.

MH

[sherlock-offical]

[surroundedbygoldfishandsherlock]

Always happy to see you smile

[0ddoblivion]

Inflation is fucking crazy rn

[sherlock-offical]

:(

[surroundedbygoldfishandsherlock]

If this is your way of asking for money...

MH

[sherlock-offical]

[surroundedbygoldfishandsherlock]

I thought so. How much do you want?

MH

[bakerstreetspylog]

[7ns-deactivated20200918]

#im left handed you twat #rude

[desviacionito]

OH MY GOD this is so amazing. Because Sherlock for sure noticed that Jim is left handed and he handed him the tea like that in revenge after JIM TOOK HIS ARMCHAIR. Oh my god these two. Let me present you the Napoleon of crime and the genius consulting detective, age 12.

[saidbhinluch-deactivated2024040]

Passive aggressive, Mrs. Hudson style.

[sherlock-offical]

He took my chair.

[surroundedbygoldfishandsherlock]

Good job, brother dear.

MH

[0ddoblivion]

Inflation is fucking crazy rn

[sherlock-offical]

:(

[surroundedbygoldfishandsherlock]

If this is your way of asking for money...

MH

[sherlock-offical]

sherlock, you never did tell us how you survived the fall... do tell us the truth..didn't mycroft save you?

For the last time, I saved myself.

I made some arrangements beforehand. Yes, with some help from Mycroft. I jumped for real from St. Bart's. I hoped to survive (because death functions similar to sleep and sleep is boring) so I had to make sure every person in the plan was in their position. A bit of a gamble, I admit.

[surroundedbygoldfishandsherlock]

Do people really enjoy this sort of idea more than what you told them?

Because frankly neither me nor my brother would be in front of you in good health if this... Was what we were doing, Remsha (and whoever else subscribes to this)

MH

This might be the most hilarious fic idea she's given to date lol. I do subscribe to the "stupid theory given to Anderson" haha. I gave her that line 😆

[sherlock-offical]

That is not what happened and never what happened.

Maybe it's because I told Anderson. I should have told a more reliable and intellectual person. Perhaps Geoffrey.

- SH

loll "Look Mycroft I'm flying :DD"

[surroundedbygoldfishandsherlock]

Yes, but it seems Rose's friends don't quite believe us. Oh well.

It's not Geoffrey, try again. At least give him a nice name if you're going to butcher it up— but perhaps you should have told someone who didn't lose their sanity while you were busy.

MH

I'm sad I didn't think of this myself lol BUT it did come from a convo I had with her so I get half credit? I'll be writing it anyway and she won't mine so...

[sherlock-offical]

@surroundedbygoldfishandsherlock Get rid of this footage immediately.

- SH

[surroundedbygoldfishandsherlock]

I would, but... @rosemelodyshah has developed... Certain attachments to it which makes it rather difficult.

[rosemelodyshah]

AKA, I have gone round sharing this with family members over two years ago when I first discovered the lovely and you can take it out of my cold, dead hands and you will then be bitten to certain blood and pain because I will not. Release it. Enjoy the knowledge that it shall forever exist and if it does disappear one day due to some upper footing you develop, I will bring it back to life from pure sheer will.

[sherlock-offical]

I do know how to make a pie; John told me how to.

SH

[rosemelodyshah]

See! That video is wonderful and should be saved forever and ever

(sorry for being unhinged I'm not... In thinking spaces now. Mentally jumping into everything😅)

[sherlock-offical]

If you are mentally jumping into everything, maybe you should stop expressing opinions as false as that video being wonderful and take a rest.

SH

[rosemelodyshah]

It was the first Sherlock edit I saw and it made even my family laugh I love it too much to say anything else.

Plus. The team up against Eurus makes me glee everytime

And I do want to not jump into everything at once (all the people's in my voices are either injured and running into walls anyway or tying to figure out how fast they'd have to be before the fan can't decapitate them) but I CAN'T THSTS GHE ISSUE

Yesternight I tried like. Braiding till I fell asleep but my hands could not do more than a quarter of my hair so.... And today you're just more interesting than uhhh what did you say? Oh yeah "rest" why would I rest iVe a Sherlock to binge read all the posts off for the 10000th time!

RMS

[sherlock-offical]

@surroundedbygoldfishandsherlock Is she quite alright?

SH

[surroundedbygoldfishandsherlock]

Well... Her hands aren't, that's for sure.

She hasn't slept in quite a while, which explains... Her?

MH

It's tired. I should be asleep but I gave that right up somewhere between uhhh time ago. I hope I'm not being too annoyinMm I'm like blind typing stuff so I hope I'm making some sense tooMm

[sherlock-offical]

I believe she is in need of your attention more than I do.

- SH

christ get some rest Rose.

[rosemelodyshah]

I did sleep about 3 and half ish hours after that post, and then I remained asleep until a... Well I've been up 4 or maybe a bit moreish hours now? So... I'm not calculating how long I did sleep for my safety against Remsha's lectures 😆

This reminds me to hate on M a bunch so thank you for that too!

[sherlock-offical]

I'm older than Rose, Mycroft, so surely you should care more about her.

- SH

[surroundedbygoldfishandsherlock]

And you are my brother, so you are first priority. Last I checked, she's not a sibling of ours. I do care about her, just not more than you— and there's a whole world of people younger than you, so that arguement is rather weak.

MH

[sherlock-offical]

sherlock, you never did tell us how you survived the fall... do tell us the truth..didn't mycroft save you?

For the last time, I saved myself.

I made some arrangements beforehand. Yes, with some help from Mycroft. I jumped for real from St. Bart's. I hoped to survive (because death functions similar to sleep and sleep is boring) so I had to make sure every person in the plan was in their position. A bit of a gamble, I admit.

[surroundedbygoldfishandsherlock]

Do people really enjoy this sort of idea more than what you told them?

Because frankly neither me nor my brother would be in front of you in good health if this... Was what we were doing, Remsha (and whoever else subscribes to this)

MH

This might be the most hilarious fic idea she's given to date lol. I do subscribe to the "stupid theory given to Anderson" haha. I gave her that line 😆

[sherlock-offical]

@surroundedbygoldfishandsherlock Get rid of this footage immediately.

- SH

[surroundedbygoldfishandsherlock]

I would, but... @rosemelodyshah has developed... Certain attachments to it which makes it rather difficult.

[rosemelodyshah]

AKA, I have gone round sharing this with family members over two years ago when I first discovered the lovely and you can take it out of my cold, dead hands and you will then be bitten to certain blood and pain because I will not. Release it. Enjoy the knowledge that it shall forever exist and if it does disappear one day due to some upper footing you develop, I will bring it back to life from pure sheer will.

[sherlock-offical]

I do know how to make a pie; John told me how to.

SH

[rosemelodyshah]

See! That video is wonderful and should be saved forever and ever

(sorry for being unhinged I'm not... In thinking spaces now. Mentally jumping into everything😅)

[sherlock-offical]

If you are mentally jumping into everything, maybe you should stop expressing opinions as false as that video being wonderful and take a rest.

SH

[rosemelodyshah]

It was the first Sherlock edit I saw and it made even my family laugh I love it too much to say anything else.

Plus. The team up against Eurus makes me glee everytime

And I do want to not jump into everything at once (all the people's in my voices are either injured and running into walls anyway or tying to figure out how fast they'd have to be before the fan can't decapitate them) but I CAN'T THSTS GHE ISSUE

Yesternight I tried like. Braiding till I fell asleep but my hands could not do more than a quarter of my hair so.... And today you're just more interesting than uhhh what did you say? Oh yeah "rest" why would I rest iVe a Sherlock to binge read all the posts off for the 10000th time!

RMS

[sherlock-offical]

@surroundedbygoldfishandsherlock Is she quite alright?

SH

[surroundedbygoldfishandsherlock]

Well... Her hands aren't, that's for sure.

She hasn't slept in quite a while, which explains... Her?

MH

It's tired. I should be asleep but I gave that right up somewhere between uhhh time ago. I hope I'm not being too annoyinMm I'm like blind typing stuff so I hope I'm making some sense tooMm