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The Science Of Deduction

I'm Sherlock Holmes, the world's only consulting detective.

I'm not going to go into detail about how I do what I do because chances are you wouldn't understand. If you've got a problem that you want me to solve, then contact me. Interesting cases only please.

This is what I do:

1. I observe everything. 2. From what I observe, I deduce everything. 3. When I've eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how mad it might seem, must be the truth.

If you need assistance, contact me and we'll discuss its potential.

Other than that, I am currently working with my colleague Dr. Watson, who made me write this post as if I need an introduction.

-SH

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kneatle

I got the game and now I get to feed my miis cigarettes too. >:)

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*sad detective noises*

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... No comment.

- SH

if you are the real sherlock holmes then who is THAT?

He is in my garden. What do I do?

Close the curtains, text no one, and for once in your life resist the primal British urge to investigate a strange man in the garden with a dressing gown and a weak flashlight.

- SH

sherlock-offical

Hello!

I hate small talks Hello.

- SH

1kit

No more small talk, got it.

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Надам се да сте добро, господине Холмс.

Добро сам.

- SH

Hello!

I hate small talks Hello.

- SH

Your secret is entirely safe with me, Sherlock. I have no desire to ruin the myth of the unfeeling engine; the world needs its monsters to be chased by something they believe is untouched by fear. But thank you. Thank you for being so remarkably honest with me. It takes a very rare, very quiet kind of strength to speak the truth when it’s heavy, and I am deeply grateful you trusted me enough to hear it.

I hear you. I hear what you said about being born faster, louder, into a world that didn't know how to handle the quiet storm inside you. It was unfair of me to look at the fortress you built and call it a cage, without truly honoring the boy who had to build it just to survive the noise. I forget sometimes that the sharpest minds often belong to the ones who had to learn how to defend themselves before they even knew what they were protecting. It must have been so incredibly lonely, bearing a mind like that all by yourself in the dark. If my prying felt like a trial, or if I forced you to look at scars you've spent a lifetime trying to heal, please know that was never my intent. I only wanted you to know that you are seen. Completely, and without judgment.

And "John, obviously"... it isn't a confession that degrades your reputation. If anything, it is the ultimate proof of your intellect. To choose a man like John Watson—stubborn, fiercely loyal, deeply ordinary in his morality but extraordinary in his courage—means your machinery possesses impeccable taste. He isn't a blind spot, Sherlock. He is your anchor. He doesn't ask you to be less than you are; he simply stands by you in the storm. Without him, you wouldn't just be lonely; you would be adrift in your own infinite, blinding dark.

You say the cage and the protection are the same thing. I won't argue with you there. A fortress keeps the wolves out, but it also keeps the occupant starving. But perhaps, just perhaps, the doors don't always have to be double-locked from the inside anymore. You’ve allowed yourself to be human, and the world didn't shatter. You survived the emotional keyhole, and you are still entirely intact. You can breathe now.

I will step back out of your Mind Palace now and leave you to your neatly filed data. The fog is thick over the Thames tonight, and I suspect the universe is about to throw something delightfully catastrophic your way to distract you from your own humanity.

Go put on your coat, Mr. Holmes. Take John with you. Your audience is waiting, and we love the show—but we care far more about the magician.

-

(Bye! Blog!Mod, hope you are having a wonderful time, and I haven't bothered you much with my stubborn asks.)

That was almost uncomfortably kind of you. Suspicious, really.

You do not need to apologize for looking too closely. The tower was never built for decoration. It kept things out. It kept things in. Both were necessary.

And John is not an anchor. Anchors are passive. John is a nuisance, which is far more effective. Stubborn, brave, and annoyingly difficult to dislodge. Precisely the sort of person one would trust not to let the world collapse simply because it feels like doing so.

As for the rest, I am not in the habit of being handled gently by strangers with excellent prose. Still, your timing was acceptable.

The magician is not the part worth staring at, anyway. The trick is. The fact that it holds. The fact that, occasionally, it does not fall apart.

Now I suggest you stop hovering theatrically in the fog and go do something less melodramatic with your evening.

- SH

I think you did.

And I think it nearly destroyed you.

When a man like you falls, Sherlock, it isn't a gentle descent. It’s terminal velocity. You don’t just stumble into affection; you calculate the trajectory, realize the impact will shatter you, and you jump anyway. You chose to jump off a hospital roof to keep them alive. You chose the trap. You looked at the leverage, you looked at the pressure valves, and you decided that their survival was worth your own undoing. That isn't a glitch, Sherlock. That is a choice.

But you asked me what I think. You turned the lens back on me, perhaps to see if I’d blink.

I think the magician knows exactly how the trick is done, yet his eyes still follow the stage. He still feels that sharp, breathless pull in his chest when the illusion works, even if he’s the one holding the mirrors. You can line up oxytocin, dopamine, and cortisol like suspects in a lineup, but labelling the poison doesn’t stop it from running through your veins.

But then, you’ve been labeling it for a very long time, haven't you? Long before you ever came to Baker Street.

I wonder about the boy who had to build this fortress in the first place. Because children aren’t born with a want to become unfeeling engines, Sherlock. They are made that way. Somewhere back in the dark of your childhood, it wasn't safe to be soft. You learned too early, and far too brutally, that caring about something meant losing it, or having it used to break you. You built the Mind Palace not just to store data, but to bury the grief of a boy who felt everything too loudly, in a world that didn't know how to hold him. You locked the door and told yourself that logic was a shield.

So tell me... which version of the fall scares you more?

Is it the one where you consciously chose to let go, because your terrifying logic demanded a sacrifice? Or is it the other one? The quieter, more dangerous one, where your hand simply slipped. The moment you realized, with absolute terror, that your perfect, brilliant machinery couldn't stop it from happening, and that you were the vulnerable child in the dark all over again.

You say knowledge only makes you more aware of the trap. But you’ve been sitting alone with that awareness for a lifetime, pretending the bars keep you safe instead of caged.

Who was it, Sherlock? Who was the one who finally bypassed all your security, opened that oldest, heaviest door, and made you wish—just for a fleeting second—that you didn't know how the mechanism worked?

...You don't have to answer that. Not out loud. I know I’ve made it terribly crowded in here, dissecting the great detective.

For what it's worth, I don't think the trap makes you weak. I think it’s the only thing that keeps you real. So keep your mantra. Keep telling yourself it’s a chemical defect if it helps you sleep at night, or if it helps you focus when the world starts to bleed. I won't mock you for it.

But tomorrow, when the fog rolls in and the next impossible puzzle lands on your doorstep, remember that you don't have to solve it alone. Even a machine needs maintenance, Sherlock. And even the most brilliant magician deserves an audience that loves the show, even when they know exactly how the mirrors work.

-

People always assume pain is the thing that creates monsters. It’s dull psychology. Convenient. The truth is far less elegant. Some people are simply born... different. Faster. Louder in the mind. The world reacts to that difference long before the child understands it himself.

But you are correct about one thing.

Caring about people is catastrophic.

Not because it weakens you. Because it gives the universe something to target. Every sentiment becomes a hostage.

And yet, despite all my vast and unparalleled intelligence, I continue to do it anyway. Extraordinary stupidity.

You ask who bypassed the security.

John, obviously.

There. Are you satisfied? You’ve dragged the 'great detective' through an emotional keyhole and found an inconveniently human person on the other side. Try not to tell anyone. I have a reputation to maintain.

As for the rest of it...

The cage and the protection were always the same thing. That’s the irritating part humans tend to ignore.

- SH

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John Watson

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Hm.

- SH

‘Sentiment is a chemical defect found on the losing side.’ You say that so often,Mr. Holmes. Like a mantra. Like if you say it enough times, you can finally convince yourself it’s true.

But you’re a man of science. You know the data. Human connection isn't a flaw; it’s evolutionary architecture. It’s how we survived. You reduce love to synapses firing in the dark, a tedious biological glitch, but does understanding the machinery really strip away its wonder? Knowing that every living thing was designed to seek out another—doesn't that make it a masterpiece of natural engineering?

I’m not asking to catch you out. I just... I wonder if it doesn't get terribly cold up there. In that brilliant, blinding mind of yours. Did you never once allow yourself to fall? Or did it happen, and it scared you so badly that you locked it away in the deepest dark of your Mind Palace, pretending the door doesn't exist just to keep yourself safe?

Even friendship. Platonic love. You act like it’s beneath you, a variable that corrupts your logic. But logic is a very lonely thing to live for.

You play the part of the unfeeling engine beautifully. You’ve convinced the whole world. But you aren't a machine, Sherlock. You never have been. A machine doesn't carry the weight of the world on its shoulders the way you do. I’ve watched you. I’ve seen the quiet, terrifying fiercely protective way you look at John Watson when he’s not paying attention. Your intellect is unparalleled, it truly is... but your eyes are so incredibly human. And I think that frightens you more than any monster you've ever hunted.

That’s annoyingly perceptive, to say the least.

Do you rehearse these speeches beforehand, or do they simply erupt from some deep well of unbearable sincerity?

You make the same mistake John does. You see sentiment and assume it’s virtue. Evolutionary necessity is not the same thing as moral superiority.

But yes. I know precisely what human connection is. Neurochemical responses incentivising social cohesion, protection, reproduction, sacrifice. Oxytocin. Dopamine. Cortisol withdrawal...... That doesn’t make it less real.

You think because I understand the mechanism, I’m immune to it? That’s rather like saying a magician cannot be fooled by another magician. Knowledge only makes one more aware of the trap. But they fall for it nonetheless. Because that's what humans do.

Sentiment is dangerous because it alters judgement. People die because of it. Wars begin because of it. Men like Moriarty and Magnussen exploit it because caring about someone creates leverage. Weak points. Pressure valves.

And yet.

You’re correct about one thing. Logic is lonely.

You ask whether I’ve ever allowed myself to fall. What do you think?

- SH

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You still mistake my handcuffs for a curtain call, Mr. Holmes. How delightfully old-fashioned.

You assume the "end" of our game is an arrest, but what if the dull pair of handcuffs is exactly where the artist intended to stand all along? Right there. Within your reach.

To a true maestro, your deduction isn't a defeat—it is the ultimate applause. If I weave a masterpiece so intricate that it requires the great Sherlock Holmes to strain every muscle of his magnificent mind just to unravel it, then I have already won. I will have dictated your thoughts, consumed your nights, and commanded your unparalleled intellect entirely.

In that final, breathless moment when you lay it all bare, who is truly the master, and who is merely playing the role assigned to them?

You say a puzzle only interests you until it is solved. I find that difficult to believe. Some things, Mr. Holmes, are far more addictive once you finally get your hands on them.

Let us see if I can design something that lingers in your mind long after the cage doors have closed.

Until the next move,

-L

You confuse obsession with control. As all criminal does. Pity, that is, since I thought we were going somewhere.

You speak as though occupying my attention is an accomplishment. It isn’t. Tuberculosis occupied my attention for years. So did a five-year-old boy who swallowed a battery.

The difference is that neither mistook itself for destiny.

You want the story to end with me haunted by your brilliance. Romantic, but statistically unlikely. What lingers is never the puzzle. It’s the mistake. There’s always one. A hesitation. An indulgence. A need.

Yours, apparently, is indulging in being witnessed as the puppeteer.

That’s the problem with performers pretending to be predators. Eventually they start listening for applause instead of footsteps.

You ask who the master is. Simple. The one who still has a choice when the game is over.

- SH

A masterclass in logic, Mr. Holmes. But you overlook the most exquisite paradox of a truly perfect crime: the need for an worthy audience. What is the point of a masterpiece if the only mind brilliant enough to appreciate it is left in the dark?

No, the ultimate thrill wouldn't be hiding from you. It would be weaving a puzzle so beautiful that it commands your absolute attention—and perhaps, steals a little bit of your breath while you solve it.

-L

How desperately modern of you. Wanting gold stars from me.

But you’ve made one fatal mistake, L. You assume admiration is the same thing as victory. It isn’t. All serial killers who sought attention got caught because of their very need for admiration.

A puzzle only interests me until it’s solved. Then it becomes evidence. And the artist becomes a suspect in a very dull pair of handcuffs.

What would you describe to be a 'perfect crime,' dear Mr. Holmes?

-L

The perfect crime?

Please. Don't be tedious.

Most people (and by "most people," I mean the vast, blinking, monolithic beings like Anderson) think a perfect crime is one that goes unsolved. They think it’s about a lack of evidence. A wiped fingerprint, a scrubbed hard drive, a clever alibi.

They are, as usual, entirely wrong.

A crime left unsolved isn't "perfect." It’s just lucky. It relies on the staggering, breathtaking incompetence of the police. If Lestrade walks into a room, trips over his own shoelaces, and misses a blood splatter, that doesn't make the killer a genius. It just makes Lestrade... Lestrade. Relying on the stupidity of others is a flawed variable. It’s sloppy.

No, a perfect crime is a work of art. It’s chess, not checkers.

If I were to construct one (and let’s be honest, if I chose to, you’d never even know a crime had been committed) it would require three distinct elements:

Flawless logic

Absolute invisibility

Misdirection

It must exploit the one thing human beings cannot alter; their own nature. A perfect crime creates an environment where the victim willingly walks into their own destruction, instead of forcing them. Like the Study in Scarlet. Now that could have been a perfect crime. But he shouldn't have targeted me; that was his mistake. He ended up being wasted as a cabbie.

The best crimes are the ones that are never reported because no one realizes they’ve been robbed. A data bleed so precise it looks like a system fluctuation. A death so perfectly aligned with a pre-existing medical condition that the coroner doesn't even bother to unpack his scalpel.

If there is an investigation, the evidence shouldn't be hidden. It should be loud. It should point so beautifully, so neatly, to an entirely logical yet entirely wrong conclusion.

But as you could have easily concluded, it is very tedious.

- SH