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destinybetrayed:
“make me, pretty boy,” they teased, not exactly intimidated by him.
“ hey my mama didn’t raise a bitch but she did raise a dumbass. square up. ”
destinybetrayed:
“what the fuck is an elliot?” sephiroth asked, though only half serious. they hadn’t met that person before. “and if you want to put me in time out you’re going to have to make me.”
jeremy taught high schoolers, he wasn’t threatened. “ i will put you in time out. you need a time out. ”
destinybetrayed:
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“i don’t give a damn. i’ve let my emotions go, fuck being a sober hoe.” a yawn and another hit of their vape, it really wasn’t the other person’s problem and yet? sephiroth was going to make it their problem if they could.
jeremy’s hand scrubs down his face and this is still somehow far from his worries. “ you’ve been spendin’ way too much time with elliot. time out. now. ”
destinybetrayed:
“sounds about right, with my job i always get a mess of a schedule too. don’t let me keep you here if you have something else you should be doing though, i wouldn’t want you getting into trouble.”
“ no worries, ” mike starts with a shake of his head, “ not much goin’ on today, so i’m free to talk. ” it’s the most entertainment he’s had all day.
destinybetrayed:
“i think i can get that,” rouge said, taking her eyes off the child to look at the other. “do you work here or are one of those kiddos yours?” she asked curiously.
mike shakes his head, looking over at the other. “ nope -- i mean. yes, i work here. my schedule is a bit of a mess. ”
destinybetrayed:
“that makes sense, yeah.” rouge said, looking back at the child she was watching and smiled as she seemed to be making friends. “maybe i just don’t get the appeal though, i never really went to places like this growing up.”
mike shrugs, nodding in some sense of understanding. “ yeah i grew up with them. so they’re not... you know. ” lips twitch into a grin. “ they’re not so scary when you see them in the daylight. ”
“ contrary to popular belief, you don’t gotta smile for a fuckin’ clown. ”
destinybetrayed:
she couldn’t help but to laugh at that, blissfully unaware of the consequences the other’s words would have later. “oh? is it a little difficult? it looks so old i don’t doubt there’s some kind of mechanical issues.”
eyes roll and mike shakes his head, staring fondly at the old animatronic. he’d have to repair that fucker later, sure, but for now... “ well, their mechanics are pretty good. i try to work on them when i have the time. they just have some strong personalities, you know?”
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“how do the kids find these things cute?” rouge asked, mostly to herself as she looked at the animatronics on stage. her gaze went back to topaz’s niece who she was babysitting for the day then back to the bear on stage. noting she had company she grinned, “kind of a creepy thing isn’t he?”
“ i wish i knew. ” all mike can do is shrug at the other, his own gaze on the animatronics. mike knew freddy would be pissy about it later, but for now? he would openly talk shit about the animatronic. “ ugly little bastard... got an attitude, too. ”
“ hey, you know that sound R2D2 makes? ”
and mike is just... screaming.
Is everyone enjoying some delicious d̸̫̹̥̹̼̫͉̙́ḙ̶̱̖̘̞̼̹͝ḻ͝i̧̭̫͖͚c̦̫̩̖͖i̶̖̲̱͜͠o̴͈̬̦̹͇̪̪̼u̷̹̪͍̙̪̭͇̗̺͞s̯̲̮̥͍̜̭͜͟ ̵̩̫͓̝̹̯f̡͚͟l͉̤͍̳͢e͏̸͕̦͠ś̲͕͉h̴̡̛̹̣̱̦ pizza?
“WELL, IF YOU’RE HEARING THIS, THEN CHANCES ARE YOU’VE MADE A VERY POOR CAREER CHOICE.”
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“the screaming continues.”-Vanny
the guard lets out a low sigh, his shoulders drooping. “ -- i really... really do not like that. ” he’s tired.
“i think it’s physically impossible to have regrets if you’re dead.”
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“ and yet, here i am, filled with immense regret. and dead! ” please help jeremy, he’s not okay.
im an idiot and theres nothing you can do to stop me
sentence starters: mimikyu edition
various things said by myself, friends, my brother, and heard during my hospital stay
feel free to adjust names/pronouns as needed
“he wasn’t a member of new kids on the block, that’s where he went wrong.” “if you wanna have a good time, you go to those boys backstreet.” “want a fun and safe time? go to those new kids on the block.” “party time? go to those beach boys.” “but those beastie boys will fuck you up with that brass monkey.“ "i’m my own daddy.” “He basically fucked him in that fight scene.” “Fucked him right off a cliff.” “i think it’s physically impossible to have regrets if you’re dead.” “i’m just so tired.” “it’s alright to be tired.” “there are worse things than death, you know.” “kiss me or kill me bitch, i’m down for both.” “if i left before you woke up, i was gonna be so pissed.” “you better get yo ass up.” “the screaming continues.” “are you flossalicious?” “i slapped their ass and they didn’t respond! i’m so offended.” “some say they’re still playing uno.” “i’ll pump my tits!” “did i hear that right?” “i’m gonna take one for the team.” “maybe you shouldn’t have taken one for the team.” “the reckoning is upon ye.” “i wonder if my pop-up came in the mail.” “the pressure is on!” “how much breakfast did you eat? 74.2″ “did they give you a pregnancy tes t too?” “UNO, MOTHERFUCKERS.” “y’all muthafuckas.” “why don’t you guys stop me?” “just wanna see what happens.” “just yeet the lighter over the fence.” “wash my panties!” “i give them three chances, bitch.” “that’s when you fight that shit!” “yeah, ( name ), talk your shit.” “this is the fastest game of UNO.” “one last ride.” “who that boy, who him is.” “aw yeah it’s all comin’ together.” “we aren’t new york’s finest, but we are colorado’s finest.” “we all solved a murder, i think we can figure out how to work a DVD player.”
staarryniights:
“—hindsight is twenty-twenty, i guess. bright side? bartender gave me free drinks after that until i left. guess the other guy had been a problem for a while.”
“ at least there’s that. can never go wrong with free drinks. ”