hello friend

[unculture]

this is what i’m talking about when i ask for movie trivia

[funnuraba]

f*cking owned

[bingtoolbar-deactivated20140301]

Haha shit nerd train get fucked up

[susanalbumparty]

*dad-dances down the aisle*

[babyanimalposts]

[shortvideosandstuff]

[susanalbumparty]

*eats cereal suggestively* 

[lettingithappen-deactivated2015]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Coming soon, to a theatre near you. [bitfiend]

[dropsofparadise]

[susanalbumparty]

alright who thought it was a good idea to let william shatner on the music scene

[r3333f]

why does garfield even hate mondays? he doesn’t have a job. he hasn’t felt the crippling pressure of capitalism. he is only a cat.

[susanalbumparty]

Doctor: do you drink or smoke?

Me: no

Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser

[susanalbumparty]

mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot

me: fire cannot kill a dragon

[susanalbumparty]

waking up: haha fuck

[jaoxn-deactivated20141121]

So apparently it’s a turnoff to yodel during sex?

[iswearimnotnaked-deactivated201]

tODAY I MADE A TWITTER ACCOUNT FOR A BAGEL

BUT I GOT TOO EXCITED AND STARTED FAVORITING ALL THE TWEETS CONTAINING THE WORLD “BAGEL” SO TWITTER SUSPENDED ME AND I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO SO I SENT THEM THIS EMAIL 

AND THEY FUCKING UNSUSPENDED ME 

[iczarly-deactivated20200123]

[meanboysfromkremlin]

jfc